The Official Golf Thread

gallsman · April 12, 2026, 10:56:44 PM

Quote from: gallsman on April 12, 2026, 10:28:03 PMScheffler's charge has stalled.

Me and my big f**king mouth.

Puckoon · April 12, 2026, 10:59:29 PM

Quote from: gallsman on April 12, 2026, 10:50:15 PMPuck, please tell me that amongst your 500 quid of Masters merch you don't have an EGG SALAD cap.

I also don't like egg salad.

I do wear and collect a lot of caps I picked up a traditional masters one, an Amen Corner one in green, an AZALEA one in pink, and a Now Driving one in powder blue. I also got one of the smaller Gnomes for the better half. The big ones were sold out in 45 mins every day

Puckoon · April 12, 2026, 11:02:47 PM

Rory needs a birdie on at least one (preferably both) of 15 and 16.

Puckoon · April 12, 2026, 11:09:21 PM

The narrowness of that chute on 18 tee shot is unfathomable. Most of us would hit the grand stand to the left of the patrons that are lining the tee box.

Aaron Boone · April 12, 2026, 11:11:20 PM

Big Shane Lowry +5 for today. That's a shame.

Milltown Row2 · April 12, 2026, 11:18:21 PM

Quote from: Puckoon on April 12, 2026, 11:09:21 PMThe narrowness of that chute on 18 tee shot is unfathomable. Most of us would hit the grand stand to the left of the patrons that are lining the tee box.

I wouldn't get past the female starting point ffs

Tatler Jack · April 12, 2026, 11:19:55 PM

Quote from: Aaron Boone on April 12, 2026, 11:11:20 PMBig Shane Lowry +5 for today. That's a shame.

+7 now

gallsman · April 12, 2026, 11:24:24 PM

Quote from: Puckoon on April 12, 2026, 11:09:21 PMThe narrowness of that chute on 18 tee shot is unfathomable. Most of us would hit the grand stand to the left of the patrons that are lining the tee box.

'atta boy.

Tony Baloney · April 12, 2026, 11:26:02 PM

Nobody landing a glove here. Almost home and hosed. However...

Puckoon · April 12, 2026, 11:27:57 PM

Quote from: Tony Baloney on April 12, 2026, 11:26:02 PMNobody landing a glove here. Almost home and hosed. However...

Take it back ya c**t!

JPGJOHNNYG · April 12, 2026, 11:28:05 PM

Not seen Lowry on the TV since the 3rd or something so knew it wasnt going well. Just saw Li had a 10 at 13, had a look on the masters site to see him hacking a load of shots in the azaelas

Tubberman · April 12, 2026, 11:31:20 PM

3 double bogeys for Lowry, no getting away from that.

gallsman · April 12, 2026, 11:31:59 PM

Quote from: JPGJOHNNYG on April 12, 2026, 11:28:05 PMNot seen Lowry on the TV since the 3rd or something so knew it wasnt going well. Just saw Li had a 10 at 13, had a look on the masters site to see him hacking a load of shots in the azaelas

They showed him on 18 at +1 and I asked the lads what on earth had happened as he'd been at -8 not all that long ago. Had a triple at 12 as well as the 10 at 13. Ouch.

JPGJOHNNYG · April 12, 2026, 11:32:54 PM

Quote from: gallsman on April 12, 2026, 11:31:59 PM
Quote from: JPGJOHNNYG on April 12, 2026, 11:28:05 PMNot seen Lowry on the TV since the 3rd or something so knew it wasnt going well. Just saw Li had a 10 at 13, had a look on the masters site to see him hacking a load of shots in the azaelas

They showed him on 18 at +1 and I asked the lads what on earth had happened as he'd been at -8 not all that long ago. Had a triple at 12 as well as the 10 at 13. Ouch.

He got out of the azaelas and then putted into rays creek

Puckoon · April 12, 2026, 11:34:10 PM

Quote from: JPGJOHNNYG on April 12, 2026, 11:28:05 PMNot seen Lowry on the TV since the 3rd or something so knew it wasnt going well. Just saw Li had a 10 at 13, had a look on the masters site to see him hacking a load of shots in the azaelas

Li's a brave lad wearing all white today. He was shitting all over the course on Friday.