Jeff Stirling----Sky sports news

Started by The Watcher Pat, February 16, 2008, 03:21:44 PM

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The Watcher Pat

Fcuk me this man is a legend....No Matter who scores he will be able to tell u all the history of every team.....Never stops talking

He's bound to get some amount of footie bets up......
There is no I in team, but if you look close enough you can find ME

Square Ball

Tips teams in the Sun, as crap at it as I am!!!
Hospitals are not equipped to treat stupid

Gabriel_Hurl

It's not hard to tell you the history of a team - when you've a team of researchers working for you giving the information

The Watcher Pat

Quote from: Gabriel_Hurl on February 16, 2008, 04:00:12 PM
It's not hard to tell you the history of a team - when you've a team of researchers working for you giving the information

No but he say's it all off his head....doesn't seem too look at the screen.....If i told you the latest history of all 92 league teams,l all the taems in the conference and all the scottish teams would you remember them all when one scores? ???
There is no I in team, but if you look close enough you can find ME

SammyG

Quote from: The Watcher Pat on February 16, 2008, 04:08:14 PM
Quote from: Gabriel_Hurl on February 16, 2008, 04:00:12 PM
It's not hard to tell you the history of a team - when you've a team of researchers working for you giving the information

No but he say's it all off his head....doesn't seem too look at the screen.....If i told you the latest history of all 92 league teams,l all the taems in the conference and all the scottish teams would you remember them all when one scores? ???

He doesn't remember all the facts, they're on his computer. When something happens, at a match, goal, sending off or whatever, his screen flicks up with the info and he reads it.

deiseach

Are we talking about Jeff Stelling? I read an interview where he claimed to ad lib most of his quips, although he stored a few away just in case, e.g. when Gareth Jellyman got sent off he had "Jellyman has thrown a wobbler!" stored in his mental Rolodex. He's a cut above the other TV linkmen, a non-smarmy version of Uncle Gaybore

The Watcher Pat

Quote from: SammyG on February 16, 2008, 04:12:47 PM
Quote from: The Watcher Pat on February 16, 2008, 04:08:14 PM
Quote from: Gabriel_Hurl on February 16, 2008, 04:00:12 PM
It's not hard to tell you the history of a team - when you've a team of researchers working for you giving the information

No but he say's it all off his head....doesn't seem too look at the screen.....If i told you the latest history of all 92 league teams,l all the taems in the conference and all the scottish teams would you remember them all when one scores? ???

He doesn't remember all the facts, they're on his computer. When something happens, at a match, goal, sending off or whatever, his screen flicks up with the info and he reads it.

He seems to be looking at the camera all the time when he talks.....Maybe the screen's under the camera...............He still should be able to get some bets up....
There is no I in team, but if you look close enough you can find ME

corn02

Legend.
One of the funniest shows on telly.

His Prcia quote was superb!

SammyG

Quote from: The Watcher Pat on February 16, 2008, 04:15:49 PM
Quote from: SammyG on February 16, 2008, 04:12:47 PM
Quote from: The Watcher Pat on February 16, 2008, 04:08:14 PM
Quote from: Gabriel_Hurl on February 16, 2008, 04:00:12 PM
It's not hard to tell you the history of a team - when you've a team of researchers working for you giving the information

No but he say's it all off his head....doesn't seem too look at the screen.....If i told you the latest history of all 92 league teams,l all the taems in the conference and all the scottish teams would you remember them all when one scores? ???

He doesn't remember all the facts, they're on his computer. When something happens, at a match, goal, sending off or whatever, his screen flicks up with the info and he reads it.

He seems to be looking at the camera all the time when he talks.....Maybe the screen's under the camera...............He still should be able to get some bets up....

The words are reflected onto the camera, so he can read it without looking away.



stephenite

Quote from: The Watcher Pat on February 16, 2008, 03:21:44 PM
Fcuk me this man is a legend....No Matter who scores he will be able to tell u all the history of every team.....Never stops talking

Ah ha ha ha - that's hilarious. New Armagh4Sam on the board. That made my Monday morning