Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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AustinPowers

What's these Black  fellas all about?

Do they have their  own lodges?

Can one be an  Orangeman and one of the black fellas?

Do they argue with  each other  about who marches where?

What about their initiation ceremony?  Maybe they have to  ride two goats?

DaleCooper

Some interesting history with these organisations and the notion of British Israelism.

The 12th tribe they believe they are IIRC. Tribe of Dan, supposed to be why some places got their name. Lan-Dan[yes im serious]


The Throne of England sits atop Jacobs stone, allegedly imbued with some magic power [Queen Elizabeth herself was involved with Welsh druidic rituals of some sort].

King Charles is circumcised by the Royal Mohel because Queen Victoria believed she was descended from King David and was fulfilling biblical prophecy.


Its a whole quasi history based in half truth and myth. Nelson McCausland is into it.

Chatgpt summarises

Some claim that the Tribe of Dan, known for being seafarers (Judges 5:17), migrated from ancient Israel after the Assyrian exile (8th century BCE).

As they traveled, they allegedly left a "trail of Dan" by naming rivers and regions after themselves — examples often cited include:

Danube

Don

Dniester

Dnieper

Denmark (interpreted as "Dan's mark")

Even London (sometimes linked to "Lan-Dan" or "Lugdunum", which is actually Celtic-Latin in origin)


Then there's the whole connection to Freemasonry which is very anti Catholic

Wildweasel74

12th Tribe, we watching Battlestar Galactica here!

general_lee

Quote from: AustinPowers on July 16, 2025, 04:51:49 PMWhat's these Black  fellas all about?

Do they have their  own lodges?

Can one be an  Orangeman and one of the black fellas?

Do they argue with  each other  about who marches where?

What about their initiation ceremony?  Maybe they have to  ride two goats?
There's another Order called the Royal Arch Purple which you have to be in to get into the Royal Black Institution (the ones running about in aprons). They're basically Orangemen on steroids, their annual shindig is in Scarva on the 13th. Absolute weirdos the lot of them.


Tony Baloney


Harold Disgracey


Truthsayer

Never seen worse. England should be embarrassed to celebrate that. Hardly reached the goal or even hit the target most of them.

AustinPowers

QuoteThis women's penalty shoot out!  ;D
Useless Swedish feckers

those English backstards will  likely win this now.

Tony Baloney


RedHand88

3 dead in the shooting in Maguiresbridge.

gawa316

Quote from: RedHand88 on July 23, 2025, 04:22:04 PM3 dead in the shooting in Maguiresbridge.

Mother, son, and daughter shot dead...father still alive but suspected shooter.

Heard a couple of rumors that dad was about to shoot himself and family got involved and the other that he shot the wife and kids tried to stop him and got shot.

Truly awful stuff

brokencrossbar1

Quote from: gawa316 on July 23, 2025, 04:46:23 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on July 23, 2025, 04:22:04 PM3 dead in the shooting in Maguiresbridge.

Mother, son, and daughter shot dead...father still alive but suspected shooter.

Heard a couple of rumors that dad was about to shoot himself and family got involved and the other that he shot the wife and kids tried to stop him and got shot.

Truly awful stuff

Happened round the road from a close friend of mine,  truly awful stuff

Mourne Red

Quote from: gallsman on July 16, 2025, 09:43:23 AMActually? As in, f**king seriously actually? A discussion about an event at an overwhelmingly protestant and unionist cricket club and complaints about GAA attendance and we bring "their" soccer team and players into it?

Are we that f**king petty? Or stupid? If that's the case, the f**king cheek of the poster in question to open with "Bunch of Tards" FFS.

Found the post.. If you don't think it's idiocy that the orange order have a problem with GAA but will cheer on a Soccer Team (which NI I'm sure they support) includes many players that played GAA then you're as thick as them

NAG1

Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on July 23, 2025, 05:41:34 PM
Quote from: gawa316 on July 23, 2025, 04:46:23 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on July 23, 2025, 04:22:04 PM3 dead in the shooting in Maguiresbridge.

Mother, son, and daughter shot dead...father still alive but suspected shooter.

Heard a couple of rumors that dad was about to shoot himself and family got involved and the other that he shot the wife and kids tried to stop him and got shot.

Truly awful stuff

Happened round the road from a close friend of mine,  truly awful stuff

Unbelievable, heart breaking for the families involved and for the whole community.

RIP