Man Utd Thread:

[statto]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/crez8vyr7yjo

Decent article on the new man.  Bruno as a sub would be some work for any man to deal with. 

[From the Bunker]

[Saffrongael]

Pretty sure this is made up and has been done for a few players on the banter sites

[thewobbler]

If it looks like the Seth Johnson story and smells like the Seth Johnson story, then it probably is the Seth Johnson story (rehashed by some internet c**k).

[From the Bunker]

My question is - Do Big Clubs still use Fax Machines? 

[jcpen]

My question is - Do Big Clubs still use Fax Machines? 

Big clubs don't.. Man United do .

[AustinPowers]

Zirkzee is the  Lidl version of Depay

[Dag Dog]

I can see why Liverpool tried to get Ruben Amorim before settling for Slot.

[Bogman]

I can see why Liverpool tried to get Ruben Amorim before settling for Slot.

Slot is having a nightmare start also isn't he, reckon Liverpool are kicking themselves 

[Armagh18]

I can see why Liverpool tried to get Ruben Amorim before settling for Slot.

Hopefully he can pull off a few more like that for United!

[Bogman]

I can see why Liverpool tried to get Ruben Amorim before settling for Slot.

Hopefully he can pull off a few more like that for United!

Unless he's taking the full Sporting Lisbon squad with him you'll have to wait a while!

[tiempo]

Zirkzee is the  Lidl version of Depay

Tom Huddlestone tribute act, shocking player

[Look-Up!]

The worry is he looks so short of pace and physicality but surely can't be as bad as that. Maybe the new man can work with him over time but I don't think he'll contribute much this season.

If he is what he has shown so far and getting 100K a week, a lot of people at Utd need sacking.

[NAG1]

Good spell from Ruud but I think that will be it for him by the sound of things.

Hopefully the new man can get some level of consistency out of this bunch but that could be easier said than done.

It will be interesting to see what system and style he goes with and who he think fits into that.

[tiempo]

Scott McT with another goal and rave reviews in 1-1 draw at the San Siro to keep Napoli top of Serie A