You know what really grinds my gears?

[Celt_Man]

them sad f**kers with loud exhausts on their cars. what the f**k is the point?

It wouldn't be to bad if they were driving a M3 BMW or something but most of the little pricks around here have the loud exhausts on their 1996 Nissan Micra or some or little shitbox like that

Aye exactly the same yoke wouldn't have the power to pull the knickers off a good thing

[Orior]

Pumping up bicycle tyres. More air getting out than going in. Any advice Pints?

[muppet]

Pumping up bicycle tyres. More air getting out than going in. Any advice Pints?

Fix the puncture first.

[pintsofguinness]

Pumping up bicycle tyres. More air getting out than going in. Any advice Pints?

I dont think I'm an expert but my thinking would be you have a puncture!
One of my pedals started squeaking this morning, about 8 miles today and all I can hear is this f**king squeaking - I can still hear it!

[Tony Baloney]

Pumping up bicycle tyres. More air getting out than going in. Any advice Pints?

I dont think I'm an expert but my thinking would be you have a puncture!
One of my pedals started squeaking this morning, about 8 miles today and all I can hear is this f**king squeaking - I can still hear it!

You must be shifting some beef doing those miles every day?

[pintsofguinness]

Pumping up bicycle tyres. More air getting out than going in. Any advice Pints?

I dont think I'm an expert but my thinking would be you have a puncture!
One of my pedals started squeaking this morning, about 8 miles today and all I can hear is this f**king squeaking - I can still hear it!

You must be shifting some beef doing those miles every day?

I did at the beginning, for the first 3 or 4 months and then I started to put it back on again and I don't understand how. Nothing changed.

[Orior]

Thanks for the smart alec replies - you all make me very proud.

I find hand pumps real awkward things - so I'm gonna buy a foot pump, or fut pump if you're from Newry/Dundalk/Monaghan

[Tyrones own]

Pumping up bicycle tyres. More air getting out than going in. Any advice Pints?

I dont think I'm an expert but my thinking would be you have a puncture!
One of my pedals started squeaking this morning, about 8 miles today and all I can hear is this f**king squeaking - I can still hear it!

You must be shifting some beef doing those miles every day?

I did at the beginning, for the first 3 or 4 months and then I started to put it back on again and I don't understand how. Nothing changed.

That's your answer right there Pints.... are your doing the same thing all the time,(route, pace) etc?... need to alter it and change it up, your body has gotten used to what it is your doing, Plateau effect if you like

[pintsofguinness]

Pumping up bicycle tyres. More air getting out than going in. Any advice Pints?

I dont think I'm an expert but my thinking would be you have a puncture!
One of my pedals started squeaking this morning, about 8 miles today and all I can hear is this f**king squeaking - I can still hear it!

You must be shifting some beef doing those miles every day?

I did at the beginning, for the first 3 or 4 months and then I started to put it back on again and I don't understand how. Nothing changed.

That's your answer right there Pints.... are your doing the same thing all the time,(route, pace) etc?... need to alter it and change it up, your body has gotten used to what it is your doing, Plateau effect if you like

aye but it's my route to work!

[Tyrones own]

Ah...I don't know then bar pushing it a little or doing a bit extra at the weekends
if the weight loss thing is important to you

[pintsofguinness]

Ah...I don't know then bar pushing it a little or doing a bit extra at the weekends
if the weight loss thing is important to you

I do 35-40 mile during the week am I f**k taking the bike out at the weekends as well. I tell you though I'm saving a fortune on diseal, I don't know when I last bought some.

[muppet]

Pumping up bicycle tyres. More air getting out than going in. Any advice Pints?

I dont think I'm an expert but my thinking would be you have a puncture!
One of my pedals started squeaking this morning, about 8 miles today and all I can hear is this f**king squeaking - I can still hear it!

You must be shifting some beef doing those miles every day?

I did at the beginning, for the first 3 or 4 months and then I started to put it back on again and I don't understand how. Nothing changed.

That's your answer right there Pints.... are your doing the same thing all the time,(route, pace) etc?... need to alter it and change it up, your body has gotten used to what it is your doing, Plateau effect if you like

aye but it's my route to work!

Get lost!

[pintsofguinness]

having to work late, unpaid 

[ziggysego]

Getting battered by a female work colleague from Monaghan.

The girls at work were talking about how hard their grannies had it back-in-day. Housework all day and having to have the dinner ready from when their man was back from a hard day's work. Not only were they expected to do all that, but expected to pop out a string of babies and rear them.

They also said that the men didn't appreciate their wives and were alcoholics anyway.

I meerly said they were the good old days and women knew their place!

Well, I got a sever battering after that. Wile a man can't even express an opinion anymore!

[Celt_Man]

Getting battered by a female work colleague from Monaghan.

The girls at work were talking about how hard their grannies had it back-in-day. Housework all day and having to have the dinner ready from when their man was back from a hard day's work. Not only were they expected to do all that, but expected to pop out a string of babies and rear them.

They also said that the men didn't appreciate their wives and were alcoholics anyway.

I meerly said they were the good old days and women knew their place!

Well, I got a sever battering after that. Wile a man can't even express an opinion anymore!

Well you should have known better than to wander into the kitchen to listen to them!!