Ann Summers launches new "ISIS" lingerie collection

[Sidney]

Ann Summers has today launched its new "ISIS" lingerie range.

Apparently the garments "guarantee female genital mutilation or your money back".

No news as yet as to when they're releasing their new range of burqas.

[seafoid]

Ann Summers has today launched its new "ISIS" lingerie range.

Apparently the garments "guarantee female genital mutilation or your money back".

No news as yet as to when they're releasing their new range of burqas.

Victoria's Secret are bad for chafing as well, apparently

[Sidney]

Ann Summers has today launched its new "ISIS" lingerie range.

Apparently the garments "guarantee female genital mutilation or your money back".

No news as yet as to when they're releasing their new range of burqas.

Victoria's Secret are bad for chafing as well, apparently

That's the secret they don't want women to know.

The "Allahu Akh-bra" could be a big seller for Ann Summers, I suspect. Tested out on 72 virgins before its launch, apparently.

Ann Summers have said that the rest of the Isis collection is a bit like US policy in the Middle East - functions more smoothly with no Bush interfering.