GAAboard Theories

Started by Hashtag, August 28, 2012, 03:34:24 PM

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Hashtag

We're all unpublished theorists in my eyes. Now its time to get your thoughts out there:


It is my belief that the human body will soon be unable to spawn life.
The number of reported problems of conceiving and carrying a child are growing by the year. I believe that the human body is beginning to reject this process.

Nowadays females are on contraceptive pills, coils etc, doing everything to trick the body into not conceiving. I believe that eventually the body will evolve to be contraceptive.
It was smart enough to evolve to render the appendix obsolete, I feel the reproductive organs are next.
Human's will have to be grown for the full term out of the body.
Human plants- order your human now just £10,000 per order.

Jonah

J70 and Eammonca1 are related.

Hashtag

Quote from: Hashtag on August 28, 2012, 03:34:24 PM
We're all unpublished theorists in my eyes. Now its time to get your thoughts out there:


It is my belief that the human body will soon be unable to spawn life.
The number of reported problems of conceiving and carrying a child are growing by the year. I believe that the human body is beginning to reject this process.

Nowadays females are on contraceptive pills, coils etc, doing everything to trick the body into not conceiving. I believe that eventually the body will evolve to be contraceptive.
It was smart enough to evolve to render the appendix obsolete, I feel the reproductive organs are next.
Human's will have to be grown for the full term out of the body.
Human plants- order your human now just £10,000 per order.

By the way that price is excluding VAT.

Forever Green

This is quite a prominent theory but I do believe Gingers are the offspring off Aliens. Study them for a period of time and you`ll find the answer you`re looking for

Hashtag

Quote from: Forever Green on August 28, 2012, 03:47:09 PM
This is quite a prominent theory but I do believe Gingers are the offspring off Aliens. Study them for a period of time and you`ll find the answer you`re looking for

I also have a theory that gingers tend to favour 'Sprite' over any other fizzy beverage.

Forever Green

Aye, proper weirdo`s they are

el_cuervo_fc

Ziggy is a Mod, or is that just a given??

ziggysego

I'm not a mod.

I do believe that Tony Fearon is actually Jim Allister and have created the biggest WUM going.
Testing Accessibility

Main Street

Ziggy has a (crackpot) theory that he not a mod.

screenexile

Only the true mod denies his divinity!!!

Hashtag

#10
I'm not happy.  >:(

I post a theory and then Big Balls Ziggy comes in and all anyone cares about is him  :'(

laoislad

Quote from: Hashtag on August 28, 2012, 04:55:11 PM


Big Balls Ziggy

And that's not even a theory that's true!
Or so maggie says anyway.
Nordie Tayto is shite

Forever Green

Evil Genius is Gregory Campbell

laoislad

Howard Webb is Slur Alex's love child.
Nordie Tayto is shite

screenexile

Quote from: laoislad on August 28, 2012, 05:07:46 PM
Howard Webb is Slur Alex's love child.

That one is true though . . .