Tweet of the Week

Started by 5 Sams, April 03, 2012, 09:46:21 PM

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ONeill

Quote from: Tony Baloney on April 05, 2012, 11:25:48 PM
Quote from: ONeill on April 03, 2012, 10:13:40 PM
The hacks today have it easy. Many articles are now tweets rehashed. Even that crap in the Irish News where they have tweets along the bottom of the page (i.e. Dick Clerkin: had some lovely eggs this morning) is quite annoying. Worst of all is Fearon who set up an account to tweet on anything that moves in the hope that the Irish News will cover it. Then you have fcukers simply asking 'celebs' for a retweet. Then you have people boasting about a 'celeb' writing a couple of words to them. Have a bit of f**king respect for yerselves people. Then you have fcukin 'celebs' retweeting praise for themselves. Then you have fcukers asking for an answer to something that's happening in the world at the time in order to get some kind of response when twitter itself has a search function that serves that purpose, instantly.

Time of the month, sorry.

I quite like it.
What did you do to annoy Linehan?

Tis obvious. Done him twice now in a couple of years. He knows why.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Tony Baloney

Quote from: ONeill on April 06, 2012, 12:26:47 AM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on April 05, 2012, 11:25:48 PM
Quote from: ONeill on April 03, 2012, 10:13:40 PM
The hacks today have it easy. Many articles are now tweets rehashed. Even that crap in the Irish News where they have tweets along the bottom of the page (i.e. Dick Clerkin: had some lovely eggs this morning) is quite annoying. Worst of all is Fearon who set up an account to tweet on anything that moves in the hope that the Irish News will cover it. Then you have fcukers simply asking 'celebs' for a retweet. Then you have people boasting about a 'celeb' writing a couple of words to them. Have a bit of f**king respect for yerselves people. Then you have fcukin 'celebs' retweeting praise for themselves. Then you have fcukers asking for an answer to something that's happening in the world at the time in order to get some kind of response when twitter itself has a search function that serves that purpose, instantly.

Time of the month, sorry.

I quite like it.
What did you do to annoy Linehan?

Tis obvious. Done him twice now in a couple of years. He knows why.
It's really not that obvious!

ONeill

A couple of years ago he wrote something about recording his shows in England/London because he was guaranteed a more civilised reaction as opposed Ireland. He then continued to deride everything about the Irish (which made his shows I suppose) and I had a shallow debate with him. The Irish News ran with a small filler on it. I just thought he was disowning his own a little and I know that's his prerogative. Great shows. Just like thinking I'm bringing a lad like that down a peg to normality. The reality is that I'm celeb-batin.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Tony Baloney

Quote from: ONeill on April 06, 2012, 12:42:53 AM
A couple of years ago he wrote something about recording his shows in England/London because he was guaranteed a more civilised reaction as opposed Ireland. He then continued to deride everything about the Irish (which made his shows I suppose) and I had a shallow debate with him. The Irish News ran with a small filler on it. I just thought he was disowning his own a little and I know that's his prerogative. Great shows. Just like thinking I'm bringing a lad like that down a peg to normality. The reality is that I'm celeb-batin.
Didn't realise that. Good work.

Harold Disgracey

Are things that bad that people are asking Tony for a RT.

saffron sam2

Not Big Sam the clear winner again.

QuoteThe same day the boy Christ succumbs to his abusers, Big Sam stops his own crucifixion, leaps off the metaphorical cross & claims 3 points.

QuoteI think that tells you everything you need to know about the respective levels of grit shown by the son of God and Big Sam, quite frankly.
the breathing of the vanished lies in acres round my feet

fitzroyalty

Got a nice RT from Michael Barrymore on behalf of the brother. He will soon learn not to leave his account signed in  :D

5 Sams

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muppet

Quote from: fitzroyalty on April 07, 2012, 02:01:31 PM
Got a nice RT from Michael Barrymore on behalf of the brother. He will soon learn not to leave his account signed in  :D

It wasn't this one, was it?

@mrbarrymore you're a raving queer c*nt. You cleaned out your pool yet?
Retweeted by Michael Barrymore
MWWSI 2017

Minder

@marty_morrissey

"Then I says to him "If you look at me again like that you will be picking teeth out if your shite for a fortnight

"When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us"

muppet

And finally he has joined twitter,
the one you have all been waiting for,
winner of Celebrity Bainisteoir,
Streaker of winning,
keeper of the tache...

it's @martywhelan.

First and only tweet: Here's............ Marty
MWWSI 2017

Puckoon

What's the purpose of a retweet full of abuse, if someone could enlighten me?

ONeill

Quote from: Puckoon on April 11, 2012, 11:04:35 PM
What's the purpose of a retweet full of abuse, if someone could enlighten me?

I think they believe their followers will, in turn, abuse the abuser.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Don Johnson

Stan Collymore went through a phase of 'favouriting' all the racist abuse after the Evra/Suarez saga. Think they might still be saved in his favourites.

Makes you wonder why the fella was singled out for the Muamba stuff when all those ones get away scot free.

Goats Do Shave

Philip Jordan & Seanie Johnstone having a wee go at each other yesterday.

Hard to bate this voyeurism!