MAYO v KERRY PREDICTIONS

[Shrewdness]

Kerry 2-14, Mayo 1-13

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Kerry 2-14, Mayo 1-13

+1

[ross4life]

I don't think James Horan get's the credit he deserves? v London he pulled Mayo out of the fire, the 2nd half display i witnessed first hand v Galway was as good as i seen Mayo play for years, in the Connacht final his tactics against the wind was smarter than ours & the tactics used v Cork was a master class.

Kerry are Kerry & you can't really judge them on past performances, In the 1st half of the Munster final they played at their best but the 2nd half was a different story & the other games v Limerick (twice) & tipp were comfortable wins & need no further analysis.

I'll wait for the teamline ups before making a prediction.

[ballinaman]

Roddy Bolands to be wedged and serious craic on the saturday night.
Feericks to do a roaring trade on Sunday morning, will run out of cutlery at about 10am and fried eggs will have to be eaten by hand. Traffic jams coming into Longford, the sneaky right turn just after the abandoned soccer pitch will even be jammed.
The maynooth park and train to Drumcondra secret is out and will probably be busier than parking in Dublin 9 itself.
A land rover jeep with 2 huge mayo flags will drive up and down Dorset street from 1-2 pm.
A injury rumour to Dillon or Andy will surface in Philly Ryans and an audible for fucks sake will be heard all the way to Blacksod.
Kerry crowd to be friendly like an teacher on the way into an exam, smiles and wishes you the best but knows you're probably fucked. Few pints before, nerves start kicking in on the walk down.
Give out about the price of the program but you still buy one.
Quick slash before going to the seat.
Quick look to see whch county got the besht ticket allocation. Ball up....c'mon ta f**k Mayo!

[Lar Naparka]

Roddy Bolands to be wedged and serious craic on the saturday night.
Feericks to do a roaring trade on Sunday morning, will run out of cutlery at about 10am and fried eggs will have to be eaten by hand. Traffic jams coming into Longford, the sneaky right turn just after the abandoned soccer pitch will even be jammed.
The maynooth park and train to Drumcondra secret is out and will probably be busier than parking in Dublin 9 itself.
A land rover jeep with 2 huge mayo flags will drive up and down Dorset street from 1-2 pm.
A injury rumour to Dillon or Andy will surface in Philly Ryans and an audible for f**ks sake will be heard all the way to Blacksod.
Kerry crowd to be friendly like an teacher on the way into an exam, smiles and wishes you the best but knows you're probably fucked. Few pints before, nerves start kicking in on the walk down.
Give out about the price of the program but you still buy one.
Quick slash before going to the seat.
Quick look to see whch county got the besht ticket allocation. Ball up....c'mon ta f**k Mayo!

Weel, fair play, ya boy ya!
I never knew ya had it in ya.

[AbbeySider]

Roddy Bolands to be wedged and serious craic on the saturday night.
Feericks to do a roaring trade on Sunday morning, will run out of cutlery at about 10am and fried eggs will have to be eaten by hand. Traffic jams coming into Longford, the sneaky right turn just after the abandoned soccer pitch will even be jammed.
The maynooth park and train to Drumcondra secret is out and will probably be busier than parking in Dublin 9 itself.
A land rover jeep with 2 huge mayo flags will drive up and down Dorset street from 1-2 pm.
A injury rumour to Dillon or Andy will surface in Philly Ryans and an audible for f**ks sake will be heard all the way to Blacksod.
Kerry crowd to be friendly like an teacher on the way into an exam, smiles and wishes you the best but knows you're probably fucked. Few pints before, nerves start kicking in on the walk down.
Give out about the price of the program but you still buy one.
Quick slash before going to the seat.
Quick look to see whch county got the besht ticket allocation. Ball up....c'mon ta f**k Mayo!

+1
Mayo post of the season... 

[ross4life]

Roddy Bolands to be wedged and serious craic on the saturday night.
Feericks to do a roaring trade on Sunday morning, will run out of cutlery at about 10am and fried eggs will have to be eaten by hand. Traffic jams coming into Longford, the sneaky right turn just after the abandoned soccer pitch will even be jammed.
The maynooth park and train to Drumcondra secret is out and will probably be busier than parking in Dublin 9 itself.
A land rover jeep with 2 huge mayo flags will drive up and down Dorset street from 1-2 pm.
A injury rumour to Dillon or Andy will surface in Philly Ryans and an audible for f**ks sake will be heard all the way to Blacksod.
Kerry crowd to be friendly like an teacher on the way into an exam, smiles and wishes you the best but knows you're probably fucked. Few pints before, nerves start kicking in on the walk down.
Give out about the price of the program but you still buy one.
Quick slash before going to the seat.
Quick look to see whch county got the besht ticket allocation. Ball up....c'mon ta f**k Mayo!

Probably the post of the year well done ballinaman 

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Roddy Bolands to be wedged and serious craic on the saturday night.
Feericks to do a roaring trade on Sunday morning, will run out of cutlery at about 10am and fried eggs will have to be eaten by hand. Traffic jams coming into Longford, the sneaky right turn just after the abandoned soccer pitch will even be jammed.
The maynooth park and train to Drumcondra secret is out and will probably be busier than parking in Dublin 9 itself.
A land rover jeep with 2 huge mayo flags will drive up and down Dorset street from 1-2 pm.
A injury rumour to Dillon or Andy will surface in Philly Ryans and an audible for f**ks sake will be heard all the way to Blacksod.
Kerry crowd to be friendly like an teacher on the way into an exam, smiles and wishes you the best but knows you're probably fucked. Few pints before, nerves start kicking in on the walk down.
Give out about the price of the program but you still buy one.
Quick slash before going to the seat.
Quick look to see whch county got the besht ticket allocation. Ball up....c'mon ta f**k Mayo!

Coming from Mayo the turn is left not right but good otherwise.

[ballinaman]

Roddy Bolands to be wedged and serious craic on the saturday night.
Feericks to do a roaring trade on Sunday morning, will run out of cutlery at about 10am and fried eggs will have to be eaten by hand. Traffic jams coming into Longford, the sneaky right turn just after the abandoned soccer pitch will even be jammed.
The maynooth park and train to Drumcondra secret is out and will probably be busier than parking in Dublin 9 itself.
A land rover jeep with 2 huge mayo flags will drive up and down Dorset street from 1-2 pm.
A injury rumour to Dillon or Andy will surface in Philly Ryans and an audible for f**ks sake will be heard all the way to Blacksod.
Kerry crowd to be friendly like an teacher on the way into an exam, smiles and wishes you the best but knows you're probably fucked. Few pints before, nerves start kicking in on the walk down.
Give out about the price of the program but you still buy one.
Quick slash before going to the seat.
Quick look to see whch county got the besht ticket allocation. Ball up....c'mon ta f**k Mayo!

Coming from Mayo the turn is left not right but good otherwise.

T'would be a right alright off the main road...take it most sunday evenings!

[mayogodhelpus@gmail.com]

Roddy Bolands to be wedged and serious craic on the saturday night.
Feericks to do a roaring trade on Sunday morning, will run out of cutlery at about 10am and fried eggs will have to be eaten by hand. Traffic jams coming into Longford, the sneaky right turn just after the abandoned soccer pitch will even be jammed.
The maynooth park and train to Drumcondra secret is out and will probably be busier than parking in Dublin 9 itself.
A land rover jeep with 2 huge mayo flags will drive up and down Dorset street from 1-2 pm.
A injury rumour to Dillon or Andy will surface in Philly Ryans and an audible for f**ks sake will be heard all the way to Blacksod.
Kerry crowd to be friendly like an teacher on the way into an exam, smiles and wishes you the best but knows you're probably fucked. Few pints before, nerves start kicking in on the walk down.
Give out about the price of the program but you still buy one.
Quick slash before going to the seat.
Quick look to see whch county got the besht ticket allocation. Ball up....c'mon ta f**k Mayo!

Coming from Mayo the turn is left not right but good otherwise.

T'would be a right alright off the main road...take it most sunday evenings!

Is that one that takes you around the industrial/retail park? I was thinking of the one that takes ya past Pearse Park.

[ballinaman]

Roddy Bolands to be wedged and serious craic on the saturday night.
Feericks to do a roaring trade on Sunday morning, will run out of cutlery at about 10am and fried eggs will have to be eaten by hand. Traffic jams coming into Longford, the sneaky right turn just after the abandoned soccer pitch will even be jammed.
The maynooth park and train to Drumcondra secret is out and will probably be busier than parking in Dublin 9 itself.
A land rover jeep with 2 huge mayo flags will drive up and down Dorset street from 1-2 pm.
A injury rumour to Dillon or Andy will surface in Philly Ryans and an audible for f**ks sake will be heard all the way to Blacksod.
Kerry crowd to be friendly like an teacher on the way into an exam, smiles and wishes you the best but knows you're probably fucked. Few pints before, nerves start kicking in on the walk down.
Give out about the price of the program but you still buy one.
Quick slash before going to the seat.
Quick look to see whch county got the besht ticket allocation. Ball up....c'mon ta f**k Mayo!

Coming from Mayo the turn is left not right but good otherwise.

T'would be a right alright off the main road...take it most sunday evenings!

Is that one that takes you around the industrial/retail park? I was thinking of the one that takes ya past Pearse Park.

Aye,spot on...cuts out the lights at the longford arms.

[RedandGreenSniper]

Roddy Bolands to be wedged and serious craic on the saturday night.
Feericks to do a roaring trade on Sunday morning, will run out of cutlery at about 10am and fried eggs will have to be eaten by hand. Traffic jams coming into Longford, the sneaky right turn just after the abandoned soccer pitch will even be jammed.
The maynooth park and train to Drumcondra secret is out and will probably be busier than parking in Dublin 9 itself.
A land rover jeep with 2 huge mayo flags will drive up and down Dorset street from 1-2 pm.
A injury rumour to Dillon or Andy will surface in Philly Ryans and an audible for f**ks sake will be heard all the way to Blacksod.
Kerry crowd to be friendly like an teacher on the way into an exam, smiles and wishes you the best but knows you're probably fucked. Few pints before, nerves start kicking in on the walk down.
Give out about the price of the program but you still buy one.
Quick slash before going to the seat.
Quick look to see whch county got the besht ticket allocation. Ball up....c'mon ta f**k Mayo!

Quality!

[Tubberman]

Roddy Bolands to be wedged and serious craic on the saturday night.
Feericks to do a roaring trade on Sunday morning, will run out of cutlery at about 10am and fried eggs will have to be eaten by hand. Traffic jams coming into Longford, the sneaky right turn just after the abandoned soccer pitch will even be jammed.
The maynooth park and train to Drumcondra secret is out and will probably be busier than parking in Dublin 9 itself.
A land rover jeep with 2 huge mayo flags will drive up and down Dorset street from 1-2 pm.
A injury rumour to Dillon or Andy will surface in Philly Ryans and an audible for f**ks sake will be heard all the way to Blacksod.
Kerry crowd to be friendly like an teacher on the way into an exam, smiles and wishes you the best but knows you're probably fucked. Few pints before, nerves start kicking in on the walk down.
Give out about the price of the program but you still buy one.
Quick slash before going to the seat.
Quick look to see whch county got the besht ticket allocation. Ball up....c'mon ta f**k Mayo!

Jesus, I love those days!
After reading that, I'd nearly go down home Friday evening just so I could do the drive up on Sunday morning 

[Chimley]

Roddy Bolands to be wedged and serious craic on the saturday night.
Feericks to do a roaring trade on Sunday morning, will run out of cutlery at about 10am and fried eggs will have to be eaten by hand. Traffic jams coming into Longford, the sneaky right turn just after the abandoned soccer pitch will even be jammed.
The maynooth park and train to Drumcondra secret is out and will probably be busier than parking in Dublin 9 itself.
A land rover jeep with 2 huge mayo flags will drive up and down Dorset street from 1-2 pm.
A injury rumour to Dillon or Andy will surface in Philly Ryans and an audible for f**ks sake will be heard all the way to Blacksod.
Kerry crowd to be friendly like an teacher on the way into an exam, smiles and wishes you the best but knows you're probably fucked. Few pints before, nerves start kicking in on the walk down.
Give out about the price of the program but you still buy one.
Quick slash before going to the seat.
Quick look to see whch county got the besht ticket allocation. Ball up....c'mon ta f**k Mayo!

Coming from Mayo the turn is left not right but good otherwise.

T'would be a right alright off the main road...take it most sunday evenings!

Is that one that takes you around the industrial/retail park? I was thinking of the one that takes ya past Pearse Park.

Ssshh!

[Olly]

Kerry 2-18
Mayo 1-16

It will be about 0-10 each at half time but Mayo will have the wind in the second half. Colm Cooper will score 0-7 in the second half as his small stature means the wind will not affect him.