Is it time to suspend Tyrone from all championships?

Started by Jinxy, June 27, 2011, 07:35:46 PM

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rosnarun

Quote from: screenexile on June 27, 2011, 10:18:55 PM
Great thread and u agree with all of it Jinxy!

My favourite bit is the bellend talking about Garvaghy as if a Centre of Excellence is some new thing Tyrone invented ... Owenbeg has only been.going for nigh on 20 years not to mention the rest throughout the Country!
when its built will that put them 200 years ahead of every one else?
If you make yourself understood, you're always speaking well. Moliere

Jinxy

If you were any use you'd be playing.

omagh_gael

The bare faced cheek of a Meath man running down Tyrone after us sending down agent Sludden to pull ye out of a hole last year. Holy Mary mother of god! :)

Lamh Dhearg Alba

Quote from: Jinxy on June 27, 2011, 10:52:43 PM
The Tyrone Centre of Excellence.



I see Peter Harte is just leaving the centre there, must have been working on his frees after Sunday.

Could we stay in all championships until 2013? That would mark 10 years of involvement since we started gaelic football so would be a good time to bow out.

Jinxy

How has Sludden survived so long reffing games in Tyrone?
He must be extracted by helicopter from the middle of the field after every game.
I can just picture him flashing yellow cards down at the baying mob as he hangs off the bottom of a rope ladder.
If you were any use you'd be playing.

Cde

Quote from: laoislad on June 27, 2011, 09:52:27 PM
Quote from: Bogball XV on June 27, 2011, 09:50:40 PM
Quote from: GTB on June 27, 2011, 09:46:19 PM
Quote from: laoislad on June 27, 2011, 09:39:21 PM
Can we not just get rid of the lot of them,they are all animals up North anyways.
Let them set up a Northern Ireland Championship or include London and let them have UK Championship.

Ok but you can keep the Queen seeing how much ye all love her ;D
And nobody loves here more than the lads from Laois.  One all ireland title (no disgrace in that), but it was won before the name change from Queen's County.  Funnily though, when searching the roll of honour, I can't see any mention of Queen's County on it?  Maybe somebody should table an amendment proposing a correction of the roll of honour to congress :D

Yeah but at least we got rid of her eventually! ye on the other hand..................

thats what happens when you let a bollix from Cork do the talking

omagh_gael

Quote from: Jinxy on June 27, 2011, 10:59:01 PM
How has Sludden survived so long reffing games in Tyrone?
He must be extracted by helicopter from the middle of the field after every game.
I can just picture him flashing yellow cards down at the baying mob as he hangs off the bottom of a rope ladder.

Our Martin has no bother anymore. Sure he's had that many punches thrown at him he's now got better relfexes than Manny Pacquioa!

Jinxy

Quote from: omagh_gael on June 27, 2011, 11:06:32 PM
Quote from: Jinxy on June 27, 2011, 10:59:01 PM
How has Sludden survived so long reffing games in Tyrone?
He must be extracted by helicopter from the middle of the field after every game.
I can just picture him flashing yellow cards down at the baying mob as he hangs off the bottom of a rope ladder.

Our Martin has no bother anymore. Sure he's had that many punches thrown at him he's now got better relfexes than Manny Pacquioa!

He dodged fortycoats like a matador here.

If you were any use you'd be playing.

screenexile

Quote from: Fionntamhnach on June 27, 2011, 11:25:36 PM
Quote from: screenexile on June 27, 2011, 10:18:55 PMOwenbeg has only been.going for nigh on 20 years
Two lorry trailers for changing rooms, a set of wooden goalposts in an unlined bog and a sheep tied to an electric post for a gym =/= "Centre of Excellence"!

Ah now Fionntamhnach you know better than that ... Go to a Go Games Blitz in Owenbeg with upwards of 100 teams and try to say its not a centre of excellence!!

It's going to improve as well ... Have a look!!

http://derrygaa.ie/?page_id=804

omagh_gael

Thon Garda has got special dispensation to operate in the north and is still shadowing Sludden. However, the useless hoor can't keep up with him as Marty moves like a Cheetah!

Nally Stand

Quote from: seafoid on June 27, 2011, 10:03:19 PM
Quote from: goh4205 on June 27, 2011, 09:44:19 PM
Quote from: laoislad on June 27, 2011, 09:39:21 PM
Can we not just get rid of the lot of them,they are all animals up North anyways.
Let them set up a Northern Ireland Championship or include London and let them have UK Championship.
Sure your crew are more brit than the nordies so you can't talk :D

Why not have a plantation championship with all the Ulster counties plus Kings county and Queen's county and Dublin for the Pale?

Good idea, we could amalgamate into one team even, and the rest of you can amalgamate together to play us. You would need a new jersey of course. Some nice blue shirts would suit yiz maybe?
"The island of saints & scholars...and gombeens & fuckin' arselickers" Christy Moore

Jinxy

Quote from: screenexile on June 28, 2011, 12:02:38 AM
Quote from: Fionntamhnach on June 27, 2011, 11:25:36 PM
Quote from: screenexile on June 27, 2011, 10:18:55 PMOwenbeg has only been.going for nigh on 20 years
Two lorry trailers for changing rooms, a set of wooden goalposts in an unlined bog and a sheep tied to an electric post for a gym =/= "Centre of Excellence"!

Ah now Fionntamhnach you know better than that ... Go to a Go Games Blitz in Owenbeg with upwards of 100 teams and try to say its not a centre of excellence!!

It's going to improve as well ... Have a look!!

http://derrygaa.ie/?page_id=804

That's some set-up.
The Tyrone boys must be very jealous.
If you were any use you'd be playing.

sheamy

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Quote from: FairyWaterDuke on June 27, 2011, 08:44:11 PM
Pathetic argument. Ian McCrea like in fact.

Especially since we are such a threat to other counties. Tyrone are about 100 years ahead of every other county in terms of structures at every level. Come on up and see Garvaghy centre of excellence when its finished. You'll love it.

Loving this! Ya clampit ye...

western exile

Quote from: Jinxy on June 27, 2011, 08:21:46 PM
It's got to the stage that when you see a headline about violence at a club game you assume it happened in Tyrone.
If I saw the headline 'Angry donkey bites referee amidst ugly scenes following county final' I would think to myself "There's only one place backward enough for that to happen".

http://www.sportsnewsireland.com/gaa/35161/