Your Last Words

[Olly]

I have been thinking a lot lately and I think it's very important that we work out what our last words should be. Your ancestors will have to contend with it as your legacy so it's vital that you give it good thought. For example if you were about to be hit by a bus or train, you wouldn't want your grandson saying to his teacher in school "My granda said 'oh for fcuk sake'" before he was hit by a double decker.

I have been looking for inspiration and saw these:  http://www.popcrunch.com/20-badass-famous-last-words/

Maybe something profound like "never be cruel to small pets" or "The guns are under the stairs". I haven't given it enough thought yet. Any good ideas?

[ziggysego]

I don't want to go to Cardiff

[spuds]

always look on the bright side of life

[fearglasmor]

I have been thinking a lot lately and I think it's very important that we work out what our last words should be. Your ancestors will have to contend with it as your legacy so it's vital that you give it good thought. For example if you were about to be hit by a bus or train, you wouldn't want your grandson saying to his teacher in school "My granda said 'oh for fcuk sake'" before he was hit by a double decker.

I have been looking for inspiration and saw these:  http://www.popcrunch.com/20-badass-famous-last-words/

Maybe something profound like "never be cruel to small pets" or "The guns are under the stairs". I haven't given it enough thought yet. Any good ideas?

Try not to think so much.  It obviously does not suit you.

[ardal]

On my headstone I'd like "what are you looking at ya ugly hoor"

[Hereiam]

My last words would be "distroy my computer"

[quit yo jibbajabba]

Spike Milligan, "I told you i was ill"

[illdecide]

I'd say "I've always hated your mother"

[Dinny Breen]

Feckin Meath supporters can't take a joke..

[Doogie Browser]

I have hidden a million pounds for you, my loved ones in the....

[Lecale2]

That's not a shark, it's a dolphin.

[concrete_boots]

avenge meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[DirtyDozen12]

Mine would have been:

"Run Bitch, Runnnnnn"

[thewingedlady]

Return to Sender.

[Olly]

Mine would have been:

"Run Bitch, Runnnnnn"

This has spooked me out a wee bit. I've checked your previous posts but can see no signs of what I'm thinking. What do you mean by 'would have'? Are you on the gaaboard from beyond the grave?