There ARE aliens

[Olly]

Despite being ridiculed for years I have been proved right about the aliens as Stephen Hawkings admits there are aliens and he has never been wrong as far as I know. I also agree that we need to be careful with them as they might be more developed than us and will abuse us and then move on. They will probably evern laugh at us. There was a programme lately that suggested Mars had life billions of years ago but they got bored with the planet and the constant heat so they moved off on big ships for a spin around the solar system, probably finding a patch to land on in another planet. And they're miles ahead of us. They would have discovered the internet a long time ago and probably have devised devices beyond our imagination. I'd say they'd be intimidating reading our minds and being taller and stronger, maybe living forever with false hearts and eyes. Maybe, just maybe, David Icke and boys like Ian Paisley and All Gore were right all along!!!

Contacting Aliens 'A Bad Idea', Warns Hawking

Aliens are very likely out there, according to eminent scientist Stephen Hawking - but we should keep quiet and hope they don't notice us.
In a new documentary for the Discovery Channel, the theoretical physicist warns against making contact with any extra-terrestrials.

Professor Hawking, who retired as the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge last year, claims such space life would only abuse Earth's resources and move on.

"We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet," he said.

"I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet.

"Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach."

"If aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans."

The documentary, which begins on May 9, explores the British scientist's vision of the universe.

While most aliens were in all probability simple organisms such as microbes, Professor Hawking said it would only take a few intelligent ones to spell disaster for humans.

"To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational," he explained.

"The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like."

[heganboy]

They would have discovered the internet a long time ago

*shakes head*

[Orior]

For me, the biggest unanswered question of all is, Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?


The probability of finding life in Portadown.. whoops, sorry, I meant Black Hole... whoops, sorry, I meant to say the probability of finding other life in our universe is clearly laid out by the Drake equation:

http://www.lifeinuniverse.org/Drakeequation-07-02.html

[heganboy]

drake equation is for another life form in the universe trying to communicate with us- not that there is "something out there"

[Hardy]

For me, the biggest unanswered question of all is, Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

I want to call my lawyer.

[Hedley Lamarr]

For me, the biggest unanswered question of all is, Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?


Never mind that, who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong?

[Hardy]

For me, the biggest unanswered question of all is, Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?


Never mind that, who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong?

I categorically deny that I'm a serial monosyllable inserter.

[Olly]

Residents spot strange UFO lights   
Residents in County Down have raised the possibility of a UFO sighting above the skies of Bangor.
Several callers to BBC Northern Ireland have reported a series of strange orange lights in the night sky.

Air traffic control at Belfast International Airport said it had also received reports about the sightings, including one from the Coastguard.

However, the airport said it had no record of any aircraft in the sky at the time.

The callers said the sightings had been made on Saturday evening.

Clifford Rossbottom from Bangor told the BBC: "There were three orange globes - nearly in a straight line - they were an absolutely fascinating sight.

"I watched them for five minutes, and then very slowly, they just disappeared.

"The only thing I thought it could have been was three high-flying aircraft.

"If that is not the case, then I have no idea, and the only other thing I can think of is in fact that they were UFOs."

BBC

[Zapatista]

In Hawkins famous for writing books to prove how his previus book was wrong?

[Myles Na G.]

In Hawkins famous for writing books to prove how his previus book was wrong?

No, he's famous for writing books to prove how his next book will be right. 

[Lar Naparka]

Don't mind the slagging, Olly. Aliens do indeed exist and I saw loads of them in action yesterday. They were masquerading as Cork players and they knocked the bejasus out of my poor beloved Mayo!
There's no other way to explain how them big, nasty langers were able to be in two or three places at the same time and make most of the Mayo humans disappear for long spells.

[rosnarun]

im fairly sure hes most famous for being in a wheelchair and using a voicebox

[muppet]

im fairly sure hes most famous for being in a wheelchair and using a voicebox

As far as I know he is the only man to play poker with both Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein.

[Tony Baloney]

im fairly sure hes most famous for being in a wheelchair and using a voicebox

As far as I know he is the only man to play poker with both Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein.

I think you forgot Data.

[muppet]

im fairly sure hes most famous for being in a wheelchair and using a voicebox

As far as I know he is the only man to play poker with both Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein.

I think you forgot Data.

Data isn't a man.