Add just one line to continue the story..............

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muppet

Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 09:12:06 PM
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Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....

He knew himself only one of these things would come to pass, a United Ireland of course

....just after St.Patrick had rose from his grave and from the top of Croagh Patrick drove the Public Servants of the North & South into the sea......

which was odd, because St. Patrick didn't have a drivers license, but then GNevin......

and Croí na hÉireann who also had no driving license rode their bikes towards......

........a crashed people carrier being clattered by an irate Swede

whose husband, she found out, was a studmuffin of epic proportions

and he won't be heading out 'for 18 holes' for some time......

Or so she thought, until she checked out his cellphone yesterday

Leenie, Maggie...........
MWWSI 2017

The Real Laoislad

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Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 09:16:34 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 09:12:06 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 08:55:17 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 08:43:10 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on December 07, 2009, 08:36:41 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 08:32:34 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....

He knew himself only one of these things would come to pass, a United Ireland of course

....just after St.Patrick had rose from his grave and from the top of Croagh Patrick drove the Public Servants of the North & South into the sea......

which was odd, because St. Patrick didn't have a drivers license, but then GNevin......

and Croí na hÉireann who also had no driving license rode their bikes towards......

........a crashed people carrier being clattered by an irate Swede

whose husband, she found out, was a studmuffin of epic proportions

and he won't be heading out 'for 18 holes' for some time......

Or so she thought, until she checked out his cellphone yesterday

Leenie, Maggie...........

who were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when he met them,he picked them out, he shook them up, and turned them  around turned them into someone new........
You'll Never Walk Alone.

redhugh

Quote from: The Real Laoislad on December 07, 2009, 09:18:52 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 09:16:34 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 09:12:06 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 08:55:17 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 08:43:10 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on December 07, 2009, 08:36:41 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 08:32:34 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....

He knew himself only one of these things would come to pass, a United Ireland of course

....just after St.Patrick had rose from his grave and from the top of Croagh Patrick drove the Public Servants of the North & South into the sea......

which was odd, because St. Patrick didn't have a drivers license, but then GNevin......

and Croí na hÉireann who also had no driving license rode their bikes towards......

........a crashed people carrier being clattered by an irate Swede

whose husband, she found out, was a studmuffin of epic proportions

and he won't be heading out 'for 18 holes' for some time......

Or so she thought, until she checked out his cellphone yesterday

Leenie, Maggie...........

who were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when he met them,he picked them out, he shook them up, and turned them  around
Turned you into someone new

Now 5 years later on they've got the world at their feet...

stew

Quote from: redhugh on December 07, 2009, 09:25:14 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on December 07, 2009, 09:18:52 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 09:16:34 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 09:12:06 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 08:55:17 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 08:43:10 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on December 07, 2009, 08:36:41 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 07, 2009, 08:32:34 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:46:10 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:34:00 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 07, 2009, 05:26:26 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 05:21:07 PM
Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 05:15:18 PM
Quote from: ardal on December 07, 2009, 05:13:18 PM
and sammy wilson of the the DUp fame came to keep the boys a hand (uuuh arrrghhh missus).....

he also admitted to batin the bishop in the stands at norn iron games

but the bishop deserved it even though yer man Gaoth Dohair Abu said,...

his prayers every night hoping for a United Ireland, Donegal to win Sam again and Celtic to become the official all-Ireland soccer team, but....

He knew himself only one of these things would come to pass, a United Ireland of course

....just after St.Patrick had rose from his grave and from the top of Croagh Patrick drove the Public Servants of the North & South into the sea......

which was odd, because St. Patrick didn't have a drivers license, but then GNevin......

and Croí na hÉireann who also had no driving license rode their bikes towards......

........a crashed people carrier being clattered by an irate Swede

whose husband, she found out, was a studmuffin of epic proportions

and he won't be heading out 'for 18 holes' for some time......

Or so she thought, until she checked out his cellphone yesterday

Leenie, Maggie...........

who were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar when he met them,he picked them out, he shook them up, and turned them  around
Turned you into someone new

Now 5 years later on they've got the world at their feet...

an red raw vagina's after el tigre got at them
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

longrunsthefox

...as the crowd shouted,'Get in the hole!' Get in the hole!!' but 

An Gaeilgoir

Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 10:47:39 PM
...as the crowd shouted,'Get in the hole!' Get in the hole!!' but
the his ball (he only had one) rolled around her rim and down onto the floor

stew

Quote from: An Gaeilgoir on December 07, 2009, 11:05:58 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 10:47:39 PM
...as the crowd shouted,'Get in the hole!' Get in the hole!!' but
the his ball (he only had one) rolled around her rim and down onto the floor

There's actually nothing to say after that last effort said yer blade that caused him to drop his testicle
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

redhugh

Quote from: stew on December 07, 2009, 11:27:04 PM
Quote from: An Gaeilgoir on December 07, 2009, 11:05:58 PM
Quote from: longrunsthefox on December 07, 2009, 10:47:39 PM
...as the crowd shouted,'Get in the hole!' Get in the hole!!' but
the his ball (he only had one) rolled around her rim and down onto the floor

There's actually nothing to say after that last effort said yer blade that caused him to drop his testicle

into the giant paella at the continental food market.

quit yo jibbajabba


mayogodhelpus@gmail.com

Quote from: quit yo jibbajabba on December 08, 2009, 09:41:53 AM
then i went a beatin on some editors face......

....with a double ended dildo, while driving a Massey Ferguson through the Ukraine on the Feast of Stephen Ireland....
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.

stew

Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 08, 2009, 02:04:40 PM
Quote from: quit yo jibbajabba on December 08, 2009, 09:41:53 AM
then i went a beatin on some editors face......

....with a double ended dildo, while driving a Massey Ferguson through the Ukraine on the Feast of Stephen Ireland....

Whose granny died but not before sleeping with tiger woods
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

Asal Mor


stew

Aye but she went with a grin on her face and a touch of the clap.
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

muppet

Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 02:26:40 PM
Aye but she went with a grin on her face and a touch of the clap.

but enough about Armagh people.........today Judas Preist and Tankie announced they have teamed up to.....
MWWSI 2017

mayogodhelpus@gmail.com

Quote from: muppet on December 08, 2009, 03:24:23 PM
Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 02:26:40 PM
Aye but she went with a grin on her face and a touch of the clap.

but enough about Armagh people.........today Judas Preist and Tankie announced they have teamed up to.....

.....enter the next national dogging festival to be held in Belcarra, County Mayo according to the Sunday World who never printed anything untrue....
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.