Add just one line to continue the story..............

Started by muppet, December 06, 2009, 08:06:05 PM

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muppet

Quote from: Tony Baloney on December 08, 2009, 09:26:47 PM
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Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 08, 2009, 07:36:40 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on December 08, 2009, 07:22:04 PM
who incidentally once played relief at a dominic kirwin gig in letterkenny. Rumour has it that she was...

actually alive, and had only asked for a cup of tea, hence starting the great Lyons Tea - Barrys Tea War, which was the true reason for the partition of Stephen Ireland......

which ended with Bertie's taking the piss process..........

a bit too far, hence

he can only afford GNevin as his spin doctor, publicist &.....

all around dogsbody, you know what te say, if you pay peanuts ou get monkey's and so

it was a suprise when Leinster declared it was looking for independence from Ireland, which

of course it was immediately granted. Indiana quickly seized power and renamed it....
West Britain obviously.

Eamon Dunphy was crowned King of West Britain, with gnevin and Tankie as his...

Minister for Da Northside & Da Southside. Also in the first Dáil were.......
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stew

Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

stephenite

Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:42:10 PM
O'Neill, acting as minister for foreign affairs

But they soon picked him out as a bastard son of Tyrone who had infiltrated and had him....

muppet

Quote from: stephenite on December 08, 2009, 09:45:00 PM
Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:42:10 PM
O'Neill, acting as minister for foreign affairs

But they soon picked him out as a b**tard son of Tyrone who had infiltrated and had him....

marry Anne Widdecombe in a marriage of convenience. The chief celebrant of the beautiful service was.......
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stew

Quote from: stephenite on December 08, 2009, 09:45:00 PM
Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:42:10 PM
O'Neill, acting as minister for foreign affairs

But they soon picked him out as a b**tard son of Tyrone who had infiltrated and had him....

castrated, kneecapped and shipped back to the bogs of beragh were he belongs the bastid
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

stew

Quote from: muppet on December 08, 2009, 09:49:25 PM
Quote from: stephenite on December 08, 2009, 09:45:00 PM
Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:42:10 PM
O'Neill, acting as minister for foreign affairs

But they soon picked him out as a b**tard son of Tyrone who had infiltrated and had him....

marry Anne Widdecombe in a marriage of convenience. The chief celebrant of the beautiful service was.......

the very rev willie mccrea, ian og was best man and young paul berry was the bridesmaid
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

muppet

Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:51:26 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 08, 2009, 09:49:25 PM
Quote from: stephenite on December 08, 2009, 09:45:00 PM
Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:42:10 PM
O'Neill, acting as minister for foreign affairs

But they soon picked him out as a b**tard son of Tyrone who had infiltrated and had him....

marry Anne Widdecombe in a marriage of convenience. The chief celebrant of the beautiful service was.......

the very rev willie mccrea, ian og was best man and young paul berry was the bridesmaid

MayoGodHelpus@gmail.com drove the wedding car, indicating before every turn and only overtaking when it was safe to do so............
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stew

all went well until gnevin and his union buddies stopped them on the road as they were picketing outside Buttercrane shopping center
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

mayogodhelpus@gmail.com

Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
all went well until gnevin and his union buddies stopped them on the road as they were picketing outside Buttercrane shopping center

of course mayogodhelpus while talking about himself in the third person, finally cracked becuase of the bad drivers on the roads, accelerated to 101kph and ran them both down.....
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.

muppet

Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 08, 2009, 10:44:41 PM
Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
all went well until gnevin and his union buddies stopped them on the road as they were picketing outside Buttercrane shopping center

of course mayogodhelpus while talking about himself in the third person, finally cracked becuase of the bad drivers on the roads, accelerated to 101kph and ran them both down.....

but thankfully his BMX was undamaged as he was as accurate as....
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mayogodhelpus@gmail.com

Quote from: muppet on December 08, 2009, 10:46:31 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 08, 2009, 10:44:41 PM
Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
all went well until gnevin and his union buddies stopped them on the road as they were picketing outside Buttercrane shopping center

of course mayogodhelpus while talking about himself in the third person, finally cracked becuase of the bad drivers on the roads, accelerated to 101kph and ran them both down.....

but thankfully his BMX was undamaged as he was as accurate as....

his spelling, he origionaly thought he had purchased a BMW....
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.

stew

Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 08, 2009, 10:48:48 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 08, 2009, 10:46:31 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 08, 2009, 10:44:41 PM
Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
all went well until gnevin and his union buddies stopped them on the road as they were picketing outside Buttercrane shopping center

of course mayogodhelpus while talking about himself in the third person, finally cracked becuase of the bad drivers on the roads, accelerated to 101kph and ran them both down.....

but thankfully his BMX was undamaged as he was as accurate as....

his spelling, he origionaly thought he had purchased a BMW....

but he then realised he couldnt even spell originally
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.

the scenic route

Quote from: stew on December 09, 2009, 03:24:06 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 08, 2009, 10:48:48 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 08, 2009, 10:46:31 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 08, 2009, 10:44:41 PM
Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
all went well until gnevin and his union buddies stopped them on the road as they were picketing outside Buttercrane shopping center

of course mayogodhelpus while talking about himself in the third person, finally cracked becuase of the bad drivers on the roads, accelerated to 101kph and ran them both down.....

but thankfully his BMX was undamaged as he was as accurate as....

his spelling, he origionaly thought he had purchased a BMW....

but he then realised he couldnt even spell originally

So he joined the south tyrone dyslexic society
"Underneath that thin veneer of human civilisation, we're all just a bunch of fu*king animals"

muppet

Quote from: the scenic route on December 09, 2009, 03:58:33 PM
Quote from: stew on December 09, 2009, 03:24:06 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 08, 2009, 10:48:48 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 08, 2009, 10:46:31 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 08, 2009, 10:44:41 PM
Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
all went well until gnevin and his union buddies stopped them on the road as they were picketing outside Buttercrane shopping center

of course mayogodhelpus while talking about himself in the third person, finally cracked becuase of the bad drivers on the roads, accelerated to 101kph and ran them both down.....

but thankfully his BMX was undamaged as he was as accurate as....

his spelling, he origionaly thought he had purchased a BMW....

but he then realised he couldnt even spell originally

So he joined the south tyrone dyslexic society

but was very uncomfortable because of the itching which seemed to start when.....
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stew

Quote from: muppet on December 09, 2009, 04:02:59 PM
Quote from: the scenic route on December 09, 2009, 03:58:33 PM
Quote from: stew on December 09, 2009, 03:24:06 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 08, 2009, 10:48:48 PM
Quote from: muppet on December 08, 2009, 10:46:31 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on December 08, 2009, 10:44:41 PM
Quote from: stew on December 08, 2009, 09:57:21 PM
all went well until gnevin and his union buddies stopped them on the road as they were picketing outside Buttercrane shopping center

of course mayogodhelpus while talking about himself in the third person, finally cracked becuase of the bad drivers on the roads, accelerated to 101kph and ran them both down.....

but thankfully his BMX was undamaged as he was as accurate as....

his spelling, he origionaly thought he had purchased a BMW....

but he then realised he couldnt even spell originally

So he joined the south tyrone dyslexic society

but was very uncomfortable because of the itching which seemed to start when.....

he joined gnevins anti gaa board website
Armagh, the one true love of a mans life.