Mis-heard song lyrics

[muppet]

From the Pearl Jam classic:

Glorified version of a pellet gun

I used to think it was "Lost my virgin on a pelican"

You win the gold medal for WTF?

[Puckoon]

This was in the age before Internet lyric sites and during blank recorded tapes.

Forgive me!!!

Not as bad as that 98 year old whizz kid tho ;-)

[Never beat the deeler]

My brother used to think 'I predict a riot' by Kaiser Chiefs was actually 'Hyper tourettes'!!!

Listen for it next time you hear the song

[Eamonnca1]

Can't believe nobody has mentioned the classic from the end of Queen's One Vision, "Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme FRIED CHICKEN!"

[Cold tea]

Starships - Nothing gonna stop us.

"Looking in your eyes I see a pair of tights!"

[Orior]

I always thought that "Who put the bump in the bumpety bump da-bump" was talking about threads that disappear and then need brought up top again for people who cannot use the search button.

[heganboy]

Can't believe nobody has mentioned the classic from the end of Queen's One Vision, "Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme FRIED CHICKEN!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Vision

it is fried chicken...

[stew]

I remember a time in the Bot (maybe 2000 - it was the day Utd beat Arsenal 6-1) and there was a bit of dancing downstairs. 'You Can Make Me Whole Again' by some girl band was on - Atomic Kittens? There was a fella in a wheelchair busting moves but women were fairly moving away from him in their droves. I made my way over as I knew him. He was singing ' you can lick my hole again'.

PMSL, brilliant and very well set up Shane.

[Aristo 60]

What are the words in the strange bit from Rem's The Sidewinder sleeps tonight ?

People must have got some crazy suggestions for that

[Onion Bag]

I know someone who shall remain nameless and i swear to f**k this is true. We were listening to the rocky soundtrack one night when I heard him belt out "I am a tiger", We all nearly fell of our chairs laughing coz this was his favourite song

[dundrumite]

Destiny's child, independent woman.

The car I'm driving I bought it" sounds suspiciously like " the car I'm driving, I farted"

[Main Street]

I misheard this one last night

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  I'm missing you
I'd give all for the price of a pint"

[Puckoon]

I misheard this one last night

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  I'm missing you
I'd give all for the price of a pint"

I've heard flight, fight and pint in there.

[ross4life]

The Saw Doctors - To Win Just Once sounds like two injured swans.

[thejuice]

Although not a misheard lyric but surely a red top headline from back when Pete Townsend got in a bit of trouble.


"Pictures of willies, made my life so wonderful"