You know you're getting old.....

gerry · January 17, 2009, 12:02:51 PM

.......when you have more hair on your ears and eye brows than your head

comethekingdom · January 17, 2009, 12:07:52 PM

you start drinking 'half wans' with a little sup of water at the bar like the oul boys!

gerry · January 17, 2009, 12:23:04 PM

...when you spend more time going to the loo at night than you do sleeping

pintsofguinness · January 17, 2009, 12:26:11 PM

Quote from: Norf Tyrone on January 17, 2009, 10:56:02 AM
When you are watching your local team (GAA or soccer) and state geez yer mans a good player is that Mickey's brother?

And you are told....

No that's Mickey's son.

Aye or when you get that you don't recognise the minors or the youngsters coming on to the senior panel and find yourself asking "who's their father".

Puckoon · January 17, 2009, 03:04:18 PM

when the dr mentions checking your prostate.

Tony Baloney · January 17, 2009, 03:11:52 PM

When you're chatting to/up one of the mothers at the childminders and the wife tells you she taught her at primary school!

passedit · January 17, 2009, 05:00:19 PM

when you stop getting dogs abuse from opposition players and fans.

Coffin dodger doesnt count as abuse.

leenie · January 17, 2009, 09:15:07 PM

when a 13yr old looks at you in horror because you have a bebo page!

Windmill abu · January 18, 2009, 01:59:23 AM

QuoteIf you're a teacher and you start fancying your chances with some of the mammies who drop by for a chat.

unless you are female and your HRT treatment has gone wrong

maggie · January 18, 2009, 02:16:53 AM

when you are in a bar/nite club and your first priority is to find a table with seats rather than get shots or go to the bar.

Then when you get said seats, you would rather "chair dance" than go to the dancefloor.

Man, im old........

ziggysego · January 18, 2009, 02:32:39 AM

I still love ya maggie :*

john mcgill · January 18, 2009, 06:17:16 AM

When your age, your waist line and your IQ are the same number.

pintsofguinness · May 23, 2009, 10:20:16 AM

When you go drinking from work and have to stagger home at 11 and for pints of water and painkillers, in to bed for 10 hours sleep while everyone else heads to a club!

deiseach · May 23, 2009, 10:56:28 AM

....when you make an A-Team reference to a work colleague and they look blankly at you.

illdecide · May 23, 2009, 11:06:35 AM

Quote from: Norf Tyrone on January 17, 2009, 10:56:02 AM
When you are watching your local team (GAA or soccer) and state geez yer mans a good player is that Mickey's brother?

And you are told....

No that's Mickey's son.

Aye similar thing happened me on Wed night...i was marking this cub in a reserve match and found out i had played against and marked hid da many times