i need story's about stupid things you've seen in shops..

Started by leenie, October 15, 2008, 08:35:05 PM

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leenie

thanks for the help....not

dude at least ye get plastic bags...... in the south they cost 27c to buy and no matter how many times you buy bags for life you always forget them!
I'm trying to decide on a really meaningful message..

pintsofguinness

Quotethanks for the help....not
Hey don't you be throwing the toys out of the pram.
;)
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

maggie

Pints-apologies, i blame the lack of stimulation in the evening-it has frazzled my brain.

Aye they really just scan and chuck as you furiously try to bag the items as ppl move closer in on your personal space.
Even when they have finished scanning and you start to come out in a sweat because you still have 20 items to bag-they sit there with their arms folded.

leenie

Quote from: pintsofguinness on October 15, 2008, 09:22:09 PM
Quotethanks for the help....not
Hey don't you be throwing the toys out of the pram.
;)

dude my brain has gone blank... and i'm just seeking help from ye!   oh the pressure
I'm trying to decide on a really meaningful message..

pintsofguinness

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Aye they really just scan and chuck as you furiously try to bag the items as ppl move closer in on your personal space.
Even when they have finished scanning and you start to come out in a sweat because you still have 20 items to bag-they sit there with their arms folded.
Perfect description!
You'd think they'd help you out with the packing to move the queue along.
Do they say "are you alright with your packing" where you are too? I'm going to say "no" some day. 


Do they still pack your bags back in the old country?
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

maggie

Quote from: pintsofguinness on October 15, 2008, 09:29:13 PM
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Aye they really just scan and chuck as you furiously try to bag the items as ppl move closer in on your personal space.
Even when they have finished scanning and you start to come out in a sweat because you still have 20 items to bag-they sit there with their arms folded.
Perfect description!
You'd think they'd help you out with the packing to move the queue along.
Do they say "are you alright with your packing" where you are too? I'm going to say "no" some day. 

Do they still pack your bags back in the old country?

OMG-Yes they do and some day im gonna be brave and say does it f**king look like im alright

leenie

I'm trying to decide on a really meaningful message..

Tony Baloney

I was in Sainsbury's in Armagh this evening and luckily i only had a couple of items as the doll on the till said they don't supply bags anymore! I paid no heed but as I was gathering all up she started very cheekily quizzing the woman behind me, who had a trolley load of stuff, about why she hadn't brought her own bags. Not unreasonably the woman asked how she was supposed to know Sainsbury's would have no bags from today!

leenie

so ye can carry moaning talking about plastic bags..............

  you know about global warming?
I'm trying to decide on a really meaningful message..

Puckoon

Quote from: leenie on October 15, 2008, 09:04:34 PM
it's scor related.........

just need a stupid thing you'd do in a shop that wud get ya sacked......

What about the poster whose "friends son" answered the phone to his boss and when asked what he was doing told the boss that he was "having a ****).

I think he got his p-45.

pintsofguinness

Quote from: leenie on October 15, 2008, 09:39:30 PM
got it sorted..........
So whatare you using?
Handsome man has to ask for a bag three times in a shop?
Which one of you bitches wants to dance?

leenie

Quote from: pintsofguinness on October 15, 2008, 09:49:45 PM
Quote from: leenie on October 15, 2008, 09:39:30 PM
got it sorted..........
So whatare you using?
Handsome man has to ask for a bag three times in a shop?


that was perfect it had to funny, and unbelievable 
I'm trying to decide on a really meaningful message..