I can’t believe it’s not Ziggy’s "Happy Birthday GAA" thread

[Hardy]

Congratulations, GAA on  your 125th  birthday today. I was asking around about what you were doing to celebrate today and all I can find out is that you're going to Mass in Thurles! I suppose that's par for a 125-year-old.

Sure enjoy it anyway and don't go too mad. I'd kinda hoped you'd have organised a centenary-and-a-quarter cup competition for the glass bowl we won in 1984 and that now for some strange reason reposes in Paidi Ó Sé's bar below in Ceann Trá, so that at least we'd have had a fighting chance of getting back what belongs to us.

Anyway, I hope that on the First of November 2134 you'll be celebrating the quarter-millennium in some more appropriate and imaginative fashion.

[ziggysego]

Thank you for the joy you've brought to me and family throughout the years. Happy 125th Birthday GAA.

[SLIGONIAN]

Congratulations, GAA on  your 125th  birthday today. I was asking around about what you were doing to celebrate today and all I can find out is that you're going to Mass in Thurles! I suppose that's par for a 125-year-old.

Sure enjoy it anyway and don't go too mad. I'd kinda hoped you'd have organised a centenary-and-a-quarter cup competition for the glass bowl we won in 1984 and that now for some strange reason reposes in Paidi Ó Sé's bar below in Ceann Trá, so that at least we'd have had a fighting chance of getting back what belongs to us.

Anyway, I hope that on the First of November 2134 you'll be celebrating the quarter-millennium in some more appropriate and imaginative fashion.

Happy Birthday GAA,

Wonder how many All Irelands Sligo will have won by 2134....also wonder will there be Interplanet represenatatives in the championships in 2134. Mars Martians O Reillys GAA Club. Mercury Celtics GAA Club. Pluto Gaels GFC. etc...

[Norf Tyrone]

Congratulations, GAA on  your 125th  birthday today. I was asking around about what you were doing to celebrate today and all I can find out is that you're going to Mass in Thurles! I suppose that's par for a 125-year-old.

Sure enjoy it anyway and don't go too mad. I'd kinda hoped you'd have organised a centenary-and-a-quarter cup competition for the glass bowl we won in 1984 and that now for some strange reason reposes in Paidi Ó Sé's bar below in Ceann Trá, so that at least we'd have had a fighting chance of getting back what belongs to us.

Anyway, I hope that on the First of November 2134 you'll be celebrating the quarter-millennium in some more appropriate and imaginative fashion.

Happy Birthday GAA,

Wonder how many All Irelands Sligo will have won by 2134....also wonder will there be Interplanet represenatatives in the championships in 2134. Mars Martians O Reillys GAA Club. Mercury Celtics GAA Club. Pluto Gaels GFC. etc...

Nelson McCaulsand's grand weins will be complaining about teams named after gay singers, Disney characters and chocolate bars. So it'll never happen.

[Cúig huaire]

Many happy returns.