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#1
Down / Re: Down Club Hurling & Football
Today at 10:26:40 AM
Quote from: thewobbler on January 26, 2026, 10:25:47 PMThanks for the detailed reply Splash. Genuinely I'm not trying to wind our hurling fraternity up. Well, maybe only a little!

But I would explain that anytime I encounter suggestions for "forced" hurling, it does light a little fire inside me. You're very careful above to propose that what you would like to see is in no way compulsory, in no way forced through. So I'll not refer to it in those terms again, only to say that I still cannot help  interpreting "every primary school" as something that would require a dogmatic approach pressed hard from on high. It would require a stick, per se, rather than a carrot.

Why does this light a fire inside me?

Well I'll explain it from my current perspective. I'm entering my third consecutive season of under-14 football coaching. In that time I've worked with upwards on 60 boys across every ability range, from 5 distinct school years, the vast majority of them having started school life in Ballyholland PS.

Of those young players, north of 50 of them play competitive soccer.

Bear in mind these things. They don't get exposed to soccer in their primary school.  For the overwhelming majority of them, the same applies in post primary school. There are as good as no soccer facilities for them in Newry: all the clubs lean on GAA school AstroTurf for training. Even our biggest and most successful teams, with the exception of Newry City, have no club rooms for younger players. Every Saturday morning in life there's a procession of Newry parents heading to Lisburn, Belfast, Moira, Crumlin and Craigavon to play matches against teams of lads from many miles away, who they don't know, and as such don't have anything approaching a rivalry / bragging rights. Every season it seems half or more of them change clubs, often for a lesser challenge / guaranteed spot in a team. I've watched first hand that some of the coaching is very good, but game day messages, well they almost invariably applaud getting rid of it. Personally I find it hard to applaud a young lad for kicking a ball over a sideline but I'd guess my feelings on soccer are similar to yours on Gaelic Football; I do enjoy it but not that much. 

And to top all that, as a predominantly winter sport, they play most of their season in awful weather on heavy pitches.

Yet despite all these disadvantages (for boys in the Newry area), the lure of soccer actually seems to be growing year on year, even among the rural fringes where clubs like ourselves, Saval, Glenn, Drumgath are the cornerstones of the community.

So much so that we are a point that I would expect over half of the lads I've worked with would pick soccer every single day over Gaelic Football.

And while not ignoring the fact that the bright lights and marketing of the Premier League play a significant role, I fundamentally believe this growth is being driven by families. Parental influence is key.

Hence, I understand and even admire your determination that hurling can and will grow across our County with a sustained effort on influencing /recruiting players at a young age. But if Gaelic Football - even with all the advantages we've created for ourselves in these areas over the past 100 years -  finds it difficult to secure the hearts and minds of these young people, then the sceptic in me, just can't see it being the springboard for hurling that you can see.

Mainly because if parents aren't interested in hurling, then their children are unlikely to give the game the focus required to being them up to (anywhere near) the level of those who come from hurling families.

Even though it initially seems back to front, if you really want to change the culture of hurling in Down it has to be to find ways to cajole, snare, interest young parents and those about to become parents. Then the children have a half a chance.

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Footnote 1: By adulthood, soccer is a hobby and Gaelic Games are a vocation. But our sports are becoming more vocational at an earlier age these days, which means may kids are naturally going to sway against, and I acknowledge I'm part of this problem.

Footnote 2: Gaelic football has two extraordinary advantages over soccer in the Newry area. The first being that we enjoy a summer sport, which far from guarantees the weather but it's miles above what soccer goes through. The second being that we provide proper home matches in the heart of our communities. It's a stepping stone for young lads to become important parts of their community.

This season our clubs have approved a calendar that sees under-14 football taking place every other week. Which means one home game a month over the summer for all these young lads. They might as well go to Lisburn every week.

Somebody please make sense of why this is happening, for I can't.

Kids will go to what they enjoy doing.
If you take the enjoyment out of it then they'll stop irrespective if they've another sport to play.

That aside I'm not sure how giving kids a go at hurling in primary school will help or hinder the problems you associate with getting kids to play football rather than soccer in Ballyholland..

We've kids who play soccer in the Ards as well but we try to keep them at the hurling also, just don't make them choose if at all possible, but there will be times there will be overlaps and we'll be seeing that in the next few weeks with Primary school blitzes, so whoever turns up we'll go with them.
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Quote from: Armagh18 on January 27, 2026, 09:49:01 PMMeehole going to kiss Trumps ass again Paddys day?

He'll be shouldering lads out of the road to get first lick of Trumps rusty star
#4
General discussion / Re: The Steak Thread
January 27, 2026, 07:49:39 PM
Quote from: gawa316 on January 27, 2026, 05:54:23 PMLove a good sirloin. Use to get an 8 oz with chips/mash, onion rings, sauteed mushrooms and peppercorn sauce for £8.95 back in the day!

Price of them now...going to a steak house here in California for my birthday and the cheapest is a 6 oz filet mignon for $45 and then you pay for all your sides! There's a tomahawk on the menu for $125

Angel dust and steroids won't pay for itself you know
#5
Down / Re: Down Club Hurling & Football
January 27, 2026, 07:43:18 PM
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Quote from: clonian on January 27, 2026, 08:55:48 AMU14 football and U16 hurling on alternative Sundays.
Clonian, can you share the schedule for juvenile hurling and football this season please?  We currently have no secretary and info is scarce on the ground!  ::)

I don't have the full confirmed schedule but as far as I know:

Sunday - U14 football & U16 hurling alternative weeks & reserve football
Monday - U16 football & senior hurling
Tuesday - Minor football
Wednesday - U12 football
Thursday - minor hurling
Friday - u14 hurling & senior football
Saturday - U8/U10s & Premier reserve football

U12 Hurling on a Saturday??

Has been for a few years now
#6
The Zionist shills are doing their utmost to paint Ireland and the Irish as Antisemitic.

#7
Hurling Discussion / Re: Hurling 1774
January 26, 2026, 10:16:21 PM
Having bother reading that but it's well known that the landed gentry with their sprawling estates had hurling teams from the peasants who worked on their land.

It isn't by chance that hurling is strong in South Galway, Tipperary, East Cork , Kilkenny etc with the good farmland
#8
Down / Re: Down Club Hurling & Football
January 26, 2026, 11:55:52 AM
Quote from: thewobbler on January 26, 2026, 10:02:37 AMSplash why is it that hurling people always seem convinced that every Irish person will love playing hurling, if only they are exposed to it young enough?

You folks could do with taking a wee step back and accepting that choosing to be chased around a field by 15 people holding sticks, is not a natural human instinct.

It can of course become a normalised thought process if everyone else is at it. This is evident in Kilkenny, Waterford, other places.

But the idea that a single hour a week of a guest coach bumming and blowing about hurling, is going to somehow reverse those human instincts? No chance.

Be realistic.

I don't think Splash even suggested that every kid will love hurling if they are exposed to it but they certainly won't if they aren't exposed to it.

There are moves to give kids exposure outside the traditional areas, heck Kilcoo primary school won the P7 INTO cup 2 years ago as well as the football one I believe and even Conor Laverty had a son playing on that team.

As one of the County "participation officers" (coaches) told me he was speaking to one of the other county coaches and ex count footballer from a club who currently don't have hurling and his son does love the Primary school hurling but "don't force the kid to choose" is how it was left and for me that's the biggest challenge.

At some point there will be pressure on kids to choose and from a county perspective we need to ensure that's as far down the line as possible, but it will happen, no doubt.






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Quote from: Wildweasel74 on January 21, 2026, 05:53:31 PMThe taxi driver on 100k, he selling drugs on the side, like the Larne soccer team bus driver!

Tates Avenue had a firm delivering booze and fegs at one time out the boot. Wonder if its still a thing.

Dial-a+drink.


They would have been plan B back in the 90s if you had no success with knocking the side door of the Hatfield at 1am looking for a few cans.
Grub from the hatch in the Shell garage and cans from The Hat. Used to be queues outside the place in the 90s.

Good times 😎🤓

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Simpler times!

As a country boy moving to the big smoke, the lower Ormeau at 2am was no place for the faint hearted!

You could add Bradbury Place to that, always great craic around McDonalads & Bishops.  Some nights you could have had more 'success' in these places than in Laverys or the M Club.

We must all have been knocking around the same places.
I remember the lad who worked at the hatch in that Shell garage was always stoned off his head.
M-Club had me barred for about a year when it opened, even though i'd never been in  the place. First night I got in, a row broke out behind me, didn't even know them and wasn't involved, bouncers threw me out and barred me. lol.
Bishops, mickey d's, spuds all lively there after the night out. There doesnt seem to be anything like that now about the 'shaft.

1994-1998 for me.

Young fella you.

I was probably in and around the Holy lands a few years after leaving Uni when working down in lovely Lurgan till the mid to late 90's.

I'd stay up all summer and remember the night the peelers turned the Ballynafeigh lodge from crossing the Ormeau Bridge into the lower Ormeau and the wee riot that ensued. We lived just off Agincourt at the time.

I also remember trying to go to the garage on the 12th morning and the RUC landrovers parked back to back, blocking off all those wee side streets, yet the Holy lands side was all open.

Hard to live under those circumstances.
#10
General discussion / Re: Man Utd Thread:
January 26, 2026, 11:22:29 AM
Quote from: Armagh18 on January 26, 2026, 11:18:41 AMIn an ideal world Carrick would get top 4, you'd get a few good signings in the summer, get a top manager in that'll steady the ship for a few years with Carrick as his assistant with a view to taking over in the longer term.

Who might that be?

As someone else has pointed out they've tried all sorts of everything and with limited success, so for me the structural failings are still there and Tory Jim hasn't helped.


#11
General discussion / Re: The Steak Thread
January 26, 2026, 11:19:36 AM
best steak I had in a long time came from a local Centra who had steaks from a local butcher in the fridge.

A nice big Tomahawk which cost me £15.

Give it a bit of a sear in the pan in butter, on both sides and then put it in the oven in the same pan for a further 10 minutes.

Fell off the bone and still plenty moist with a little salt and nothing else.



#12
Are Arsenal the new Wimbledon?

Scoring most of their goals from set plays were they lob it into the box, make it a bit of a scramble and hope for the best.

The lack of goals from open play must or should be a concern.
#13
Down / Re: Down Club Hurling & Football
January 26, 2026, 08:09:58 AM
Quote from: Splash on January 23, 2026, 07:57:32 PMThis weekend, Down will play in the Division 1 of the NHL for the first time since 2007.

Down are favourites to go straight back to Div 2, but staying up is not out of the question and it would be amazing for Down's development to regularly get games against Liam MacCarthy teams in the coming years.

Clare, Wexford, and Dublin will, in all likelihood, be far too strong.

But it is well worth remembering Down beat Kildare to win the league last year, and had been something of a bogey team for Carlow in the not too distant past.

If what is coming out of Antrim is to be believed, they could be in for a rough year and I really do believe Down should be targeting that game on the last day for survival.

Carlow will be favourites this weekend, but it is certainly a winnable game for Down. The preseason was fairly unremarkable and it is clear that the management knows who their key players are.

The step up this year will be huge, but there is no reason Down can't solidify themselves in Div 1.

There's two going down from Div1B and Down are a certainty for one of those spots sadly.

Carlow won well pulling up on Saturday, the harsh red didn't help (seems to be if someone loses their helmet in a melee or coming together then someone is getting a red, Ruairi in this case) but Carlow were dominant throughout.
Scoring and getting the ball to our forwards with anything like a decent bit of play is going to be an issue.

We'll get nothing from Clare, Wexford and Dublin as you point out, so Kildare and Antrim are the only 2 games where Down might compete and yes whilst Down beat Kildare twice in the league last year Kildare have kicked on but Down have regressed.
Kildare gave Kilkenny their fill of it in the Kehoe Shield final recently and whilst Antrim do seem shorn of some of their best club players will be expected to beat Down in the marshes.

That's no a slight on anyone, it's just the hard reality of Down hurling.
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Quote from: Wildweasel74 on January 21, 2026, 11:04:23 PMAn Asbestos check the first thing you do. It been fair possible Asbestos was there.

Surely to fúck they knew years ago when this all kicked off that there was asbestos in the stand and its removal was priced into the job.

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General discussion / Re: The UK Labour Party
January 22, 2026, 03:32:46 PM
https://x.com/i/status/2014029456562626811

If Larry Fink thinks the digitisation of currency is a good thing, I'm totally against it.