I believe Don't Matter is a Dub in disguise(he knows everything about the Dubs) and is only having the banter to get the forum going again. Sure what would Laois know about football?? Keep it going Don't Matter. You might find a Jackeen might marry you some day or you could alternatively go for a culchie. Martin Morrissey would be a good catch for you
he will know where to line up at the parade the next day 


