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Some amount of rockets in here

I started stacking shelves at Asda today.

The young bloke who I was working with told me I really should fill out an application form first.

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If there was such a thing as a Dog...

Then he wouldn't make people Dyslexic

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I once said to Eamonn Holmes "It must be a real struggle getting out of bed every morning"

He said he actually couldn't wait to get to work - that working on Sky News every day was really invigorating. "With every new dawn comes new stories and it's a pleasure to be able to broadcast them to the world."

I replied "No, I meant because you're such a fat ****"

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Attention to gingers.
Never get a brazillian as it looks like a fish finger

Rooney out for at least a month due to a cut in his leg?  A USA runner ran 200mtrs with a broken leg and he F**king out?  Too much f**king money

f**king awful, isn`t it? Some of these tubes need to come over and watch a good hurling game

Terrible atmosphere in this thread

Of course they aren`t fake ffs. Don`t be so ridiculous

There is no moon to fake them on

Some of you boys take yourselves far too seriously

Evil Genius is Gregory Campbell

He would much more suited to Liverpools style imo and I think Barca will want to send him to Liverpool if it is a loan deal

Rodgers putting together a brilliant squad. Affelay is top class, injuries got the better off him at Barca

Aye, proper weirdo`s they are

lol

I can assure you I never reported you and I don`t care for the accusations being thrown my way here

Reported

This is quite a prominent theory but I do believe Gingers are the offspring off Aliens. Study them for a period of time and you`ll find the answer you`re looking for

Apology accepted

Barack Obama is Osama Bin Laden in disguise

Apparently

So with all the new technology they have now, why not go back? Is it because there is nowt on the moon worth going back to? Money?

Excuse me?

Barack Obama is Osama Bin Laden in disguise

Apparently