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Has anyone ever successfullly taught themselves to do without lunch?

I know a farmer who said he once taught a horse to do without food alltogether. He said it took a couple of years to teach it.

Unfortunately as soon as he'd taught it successfully to do without food, the horse died. Pity.   

I'm married to a school teacher. It does have its benefits. If I dont do it just right, she makes me do it again and again and again until its perfect 

Man goes up to house, knocks on the door and a woman answers. The man says "Is big Joe in?"

The woman replies sorrowfully "no, big Joe died last night"

The man thinks for a second and then says "Well, did he say anything about a paint brush?"

Yeap, his Sunni is a Shi'ite too.

Agree totally. The BBC focussed too much on the fisticuffs.

However, judging from the limited bit that was shown, Cargan should booted out of the championship?

Time for Admin to road test his new "Merge Thread" functionality.

CARGIN 0-12 1-9 CLONTIBRET - result

BALLINDERRY 0-4 0-1 MAYOBRIDGE

ERRIGAL CIARAN 0-3 0-3 ENNISKILLEN

CROSSMAGLEN 1-8 0-2 MULLAHORAN

Club: O'Hanlons, but I'm living in exile.

County: Armagh

Best Memory: September 2002