I think there used to be a thread along these lines. Has to be some funny ones out there.
This one made me laugh.
Athletic Grounds, Qualifiers 1st Round 2022, Armagh v Tyrone.
MC makes the following announcement on the tannoy:
An Fogra
Could the owner of car registration ABC 1234 please return to their car.
They have left their doors open............
with the key in the ignition..................
and the engine running
;D
First game back after covid. Probably heard up and down the country as well was manager shouting at his corner back.
"For f**k sake Johnny you aren't socially distancing now get f**king tight!"
Ffs do your manager a favour and take yourself off.
An old one....shouting at the corner forward, get warmed up, you're coming off!
-Pure fuckin usheless
-Puthrid
- Watch them f**k it up in the second half
Galway hurling has its own DEFCON scale of failure
At Casement many moons ago at a county game, the announcer came over the Tannoy ... "Close all exits, the gate proceeds have been stolen" ... it got a cheer around the ground
I think I was at that one. Derry Monaghan 1993.
If it was a fish supper ye'd catch it.
Young female Derry supporter to Tyrone player at Celtic park NL game
"Number 15 you couldn't score in a brothel"
Useless f**ker wouldn't catch a cold
Not a game but training, Former Derry player years ago taking our U-12 on summer scheme. Lads misses the ball a few times in The air.scud - If it was a Mars I throw to you, you wouldn't miss it!! They were a heavily overweight U12 team.