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Title: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Hashtag on August 28, 2012, 03:34:24 PM
We're all unpublished theorists in my eyes. Now its time to get your thoughts out there:


It is my belief that the human body will soon be unable to spawn life.
The number of reported problems of conceiving and carrying a child are growing by the year. I believe that the human body is beginning to reject this process.

Nowadays females are on contraceptive pills, coils etc, doing everything to trick the body into not conceiving. I believe that eventually the body will evolve to be contraceptive.
It was smart enough to evolve to render the appendix obsolete, I feel the reproductive organs are next.
Human's will have to be grown for the full term out of the body.
Human plants- order your human now just £10,000 per order.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Jonah on August 28, 2012, 03:37:16 PM
J70 and Eammonca1 are related.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Hashtag on August 28, 2012, 03:39:33 PM
Quote from: Hashtag on August 28, 2012, 03:34:24 PM
We're all unpublished theorists in my eyes. Now its time to get your thoughts out there:


It is my belief that the human body will soon be unable to spawn life.
The number of reported problems of conceiving and carrying a child are growing by the year. I believe that the human body is beginning to reject this process.

Nowadays females are on contraceptive pills, coils etc, doing everything to trick the body into not conceiving. I believe that eventually the body will evolve to be contraceptive.
It was smart enough to evolve to render the appendix obsolete, I feel the reproductive organs are next.
Human's will have to be grown for the full term out of the body.
Human plants- order your human now just £10,000 per order.

By the way that price is excluding VAT.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Forever Green on August 28, 2012, 03:47:09 PM
This is quite a prominent theory but I do believe Gingers are the offspring off Aliens. Study them for a period of time and you`ll find the answer you`re looking for
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Hashtag on August 28, 2012, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: Forever Green on August 28, 2012, 03:47:09 PM
This is quite a prominent theory but I do believe Gingers are the offspring off Aliens. Study them for a period of time and you`ll find the answer you`re looking for

I also have a theory that gingers tend to favour 'Sprite' over any other fizzy beverage.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Forever Green on August 28, 2012, 03:55:57 PM
Aye, proper weirdo`s they are
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: el_cuervo_fc on August 28, 2012, 04:05:41 PM
Ziggy is a Mod, or is that just a given??
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: ziggysego on August 28, 2012, 04:33:56 PM
I'm not a mod.

I do believe that Tony Fearon is actually Jim Allister and have created the biggest WUM going.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Main Street on August 28, 2012, 04:51:24 PM
Ziggy has a (crackpot) theory that he not a mod.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: screenexile on August 28, 2012, 04:54:37 PM
Only the true mod denies his divinity!!!
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Hashtag on August 28, 2012, 04:55:11 PM
I'm not happy.  >:(

I post a theory and then Big Balls Ziggy comes in and all anyone cares about is him  :'(
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: laoislad on August 28, 2012, 05:05:35 PM
Quote from: Hashtag on August 28, 2012, 04:55:11 PM


Big Balls Ziggy

And that's not even a theory that's true!
Or so maggie says anyway.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Forever Green on August 28, 2012, 05:06:42 PM
Evil Genius is Gregory Campbell
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: laoislad on August 28, 2012, 05:07:46 PM
Howard Webb is Slur Alex's love child.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: screenexile on August 28, 2012, 05:13:15 PM
Quote from: laoislad on August 28, 2012, 05:07:46 PM
Howard Webb is Slur Alex's love child.

That one is true though . . .

(http://www.balls.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/webb.jpg)
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Olly on August 28, 2012, 07:41:10 PM
The Titanic never happened. It was a made-up script to give Leonardo Di Caprio's career a foot-up. Has anyone actually ever been to Leitrim? Think about it. Dennis Taylor was on crack cocaine when he won the World Snooker to stop himself from sleeping against Steve Davis who used to hum nursery rhymes to thwart late-night competitors. Dana is the same person as Enya. There is no recession. People are just getting stingier. Jack Charlton.

Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Nally Stand on August 28, 2012, 10:26:55 PM
Rory Gallagher, lead singer of 'Jimmy's Winning Matches', is actually a Cork langer. Evidence you say? Check out the sticker on the bottom corner of the geeetar

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gAjQrnImT_k/0.jpg)
(http://www.eurostick.biz/614-home/cc1-irish-county-crest-sticker-antrim-10-stickers.jpg)
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: saffron sam2 on August 29, 2012, 10:54:46 PM
Semi-literate gombeen former gaaboard poster longball has reinvented himself on the board and is posting away with a new username. Starting threads and everything.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: LeoMc on August 30, 2012, 10:55:27 AM
Hubcaps were stolen off a patrol car on Arannmore by NAMA because Peter Daragh is hiding out there and it is being covered up by the Garda.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Hashtag on August 30, 2012, 01:53:43 PM
Quote from: saffron sam2 on August 29, 2012, 10:54:46 PM
Semi-literate gombeen former gaaboard poster longball has reinvented himself on the board and is posting away with a new username. Starting threads and everything.

"A Gombeen man is a pejorative Hiberno-English term used in Ireland for a shady, small-time "wheeler-dealer" or businessman who is always looking to make a quick profit, often at someone else's expense or through the acceptance of bribes. Its origin is the Irish word "gaimbín", meaning monetary interest.[1] The term referred originally to a money-lender and became associated with those shopkeepers and merchants who exploited the starving during the Irish Famine by selling much-needed food and goods on credit at ruinous interest rates."

The b4st4rd

Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Forever Green on August 30, 2012, 11:15:47 PM
I don`t think Forrest Gump was as stupid as he made himself out to be
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Eamonnca1 on August 30, 2012, 11:20:53 PM
Quote from: Hashtag on August 28, 2012, 03:34:24 PM
We're all unpublished theorists in my eyes. Now its time to get your thoughts out there:


It is my belief that the human body will soon be unable to spawn life.
The number of reported problems of conceiving and carrying a child are growing by the year. I believe that the human body is beginning to reject this process.

Nowadays females are on contraceptive pills, coils etc, doing everything to trick the body into not conceiving. I believe that eventually the body will evolve to be contraceptive.
It was smart enough to evolve to render the appendix obsolete, I feel the reproductive organs are next.
Human's will have to be grown for the full term out of the body.
Human plants- order your human now just £10,000 per order.

In other news, there has been an increase in the proportion of people born without legs since the invention of the train and the automobile.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: 5 Sams on August 30, 2012, 11:30:13 PM
Quote from: Fionntamhnach on August 28, 2012, 05:40:37 PM
The Mucksavage thread was never deleted. It was simply moved to the special board that only admins and mods can see.

Did u save it Bummer? Twas some crack
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: dillinger on August 31, 2012, 01:09:15 AM
Martin McGuiness is big Ian's love child from a friendship with a Nun from Omeath. All very hush hush.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Forever Green on August 31, 2012, 01:15:26 AM
Quote from: dillinger on August 31, 2012, 01:09:15 AM
Martin McGuiness is big Ian's love child from a friendship with a Nun from Omeath. All very hush hush.

I thought that was a fact
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Don Johnson on September 02, 2012, 09:23:19 PM
I'm near sure someone on here has the whole thing saved. There was offers to email it about a few years back?
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Forever Green on September 02, 2012, 10:10:12 PM
If you say beer can in a Jamaican accent, it sounds like Bacon

It does
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Tony Baloney on September 02, 2012, 10:43:05 PM
Quote from: Don Johnson on September 02, 2012, 09:23:19 PM
I'm near sure someone on here has the whole thing saved. There was offers to email it about a few years back?
I think 5 Sams posted a link to it a while ago.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Tony Baloney on September 02, 2012, 10:46:17 PM
No need to thank me...

http://takkischitt.com/stuff/eejits/mucksavages/mucksavages.pdf (http://takkischitt.com/stuff/eejits/mucksavages/mucksavages.pdf)
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: laoislad on September 02, 2012, 10:48:56 PM
Pity someone didn't do the same with the Traveller girls thread.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: 5 Sams on September 03, 2012, 03:08:38 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on September 02, 2012, 10:46:17 PM
No need to thank me...

http://takkischitt.com/stuff/eejits/mucksavages/mucksavages.pdf (http://takkischitt.com/stuff/eejits/mucksavages/mucksavages.pdf)

Legendary stuff Tony!!
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: saffron sam2 on September 04, 2012, 08:47:09 PM
Had never read it before and 'tis an awful let down. The only funny bit is the irony when you see the birds some of the main contributors to the thread ended up marrying.
Title: Re: GAAboard Theories
Post by: Hashtag on September 05, 2012, 07:53:34 AM
Quote from: saffron sam2 on September 04, 2012, 08:47:09 PM
Had never read it before and 'tis an awful let down. The only funny bit is the irony when you see the birds some of the main contributors to the thread ended up marrying.

Read it all there myself for the first time. Funny I thought. A lot of the stories are probably to be taken with a pinch of salt though. Still. Passed a morning.