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Non GAA Discussion => General discussion => Topic started by: Berlin on October 24, 2010, 11:01:41 AM

Title: Northern Ireland Bastards.
Post by: Berlin on October 24, 2010, 11:01:41 AM
I can remember occasionally being called a northern Ireland bastard when I was a young lad growing up in the south because my mam was from the north even though I not a bastard at all.  This I feel has scarred me emotionally. Is there anyone else here who has experienced the same treatment as a child?
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: RealSpiritof98 on October 24, 2010, 11:03:01 AM
I was called a fat bastard a lot, turned out they were right, f**kers!"!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: Berlin on October 24, 2010, 11:32:13 AM
Quote from: RealSpiritof98 on October 24, 2010, 11:03:01 AM
I was called a fat b**tard a lot, turned out they were right, f**kers!"!!!!!!!!

But you can always lose weight, me though I'm cursed with the memories of the taunts.
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: ziggysego on October 24, 2010, 11:38:14 AM
Quote from: Berlin on October 24, 2010, 11:32:13 AM
Quote from: RealSpiritof98 on October 24, 2010, 11:03:01 AM
I was called a fat b**tard a lot, turned out they were right, f**kers!"!!!!!!!!

But you can always lose weight, me though I'm cursed with the memories of the taunts.

Even if RealSpirit does lose weight, it won't take away the memories.
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: longrunsthefox on October 24, 2010, 11:43:19 AM
People told me to get out of their gardens and stop stareing through their windows. It was traumatic
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: ONeill on October 24, 2010, 11:43:52 AM
Baldy bastard is tough to remedy.
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: Hedley Lamarr on October 24, 2010, 11:52:51 AM
Quote from: ONeill on October 24, 2010, 11:43:52 AM
Baldy b**tard is tough to remedy.

I prefer "follicly challenged".....used to have a head on me like Morrissey.....now I'm like a cue ball :D
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: ziggysego on October 24, 2010, 11:58:02 AM
I always get wee f**king bastard.
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: Berlin on October 24, 2010, 11:59:22 AM
Quote from: ziggysego on October 24, 2010, 11:38:14 AM
Quote from: Berlin on October 24, 2010, 11:32:13 AM
Quote from: RealSpiritof98 on October 24, 2010, 11:03:01 AM
I was called a fat b**tard a lot, turned out they were right, f**kers!"!!!!!!!!

But you can always lose weight, me though I'm cursed with the memories of the taunts.

Even if RealSpirit does lose weight, it won't take away the memories.

I know but if he looks in the mirror and sees the slim RealSpiritof98 looking back at him he can laugh to himself and say "hey I'm not a fat bastard and I'm a good person" , whereas myself, what can I do ?, kill my mother ? It's stressful but I'l just soldier on haunted by the taunts.
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: fearglasmor on October 24, 2010, 12:33:12 PM
Coiunt yourself lucky your not black as well with a speech impediment and a hump on yer back.
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: sammymaguire on October 24, 2010, 12:41:09 PM
Could you have picked a different title for this thread possibly??
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: Dougal on October 24, 2010, 12:48:44 PM
Quote from: fearglasmor on October 24, 2010, 12:33:12 PM
Coiunt yourself lucky your not black as well with a speech impediment and a hump on yer back.

what would that make him?a stutterin humpy black b***ard? :D
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: The Real Laoislad on October 24, 2010, 01:05:04 PM
Northern Ireland bastard is a bit of a mouthful I usually just use the term Nordie bastard.
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: ziggysego on October 24, 2010, 01:57:34 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 24, 2010, 01:05:04 PM
Northern Ireland b**tard is a bit of a mouthful I usually just use the term Nordie b**tard.

Laois Loser
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: mylestheslasher on October 24, 2010, 02:01:26 PM
I was on westport one time and was called a British bastard and told to go home to my own country. Cavan is occupied to some in mayo.
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: sammymaguire on October 24, 2010, 02:05:36 PM
Cavan is occupied, by bog men and women  ;D  :D
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: fearglasmor on October 24, 2010, 04:15:57 PM
Cavan is occupied by main b*tards
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: mylestheslasher on October 24, 2010, 04:47:08 PM
Quote from: fearglasmor on October 24, 2010, 04:15:57 PM
Cavan is occupied by main b*tards

And Mayo obviously occupied by illiterate morons ::)
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: mylestheslasher on October 24, 2010, 04:49:33 PM
Quote from: sammymaguire on October 24, 2010, 02:05:36 PM
Cavan is occupied, by bog men and women  ;D  :D

Maybe if the mighty Fermanagh had a few bogmen they might have beat us in the Ulster championship sometime before 2010 or god forbid might actually have won something in 125 years, but alas the county is full of watery hoors that were good for nothing!  :-*
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: fearglasmor on October 24, 2010, 05:10:42 PM
Quote from: mylestheslasher on October 24, 2010, 04:47:08 PM
Quote from: fearglasmor on October 24, 2010, 04:15:57 PM
Cavan is occupied by main b*tards

And Mayo obviously occupied by illiterate morons ::)

Try taking some fone-etics for that.
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: sammymaguire on October 24, 2010, 07:44:55 PM
Quote from: mylestheslasher on October 24, 2010, 04:49:33 PM
Quote from: sammymaguire on October 24, 2010, 02:05:36 PM
Cavan is occupied, by bog men and women  ;D  :D

Maybe if the mighty Fermanagh had a few bogmen they might have beat us in the Ulster championship sometime before 2010 or god forbid might actually have won something in 125 years, but alas the county is full of watery hoors that were good for nothing!  :-*

Go on ya boy ya myles!!! Give her dixie - cattle milking well this weather?  ;)
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: Nally Stand on October 24, 2010, 08:04:57 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 24, 2010, 01:05:04 PM
Northern Ireland b**tard is a bit of a mouthful I usually just use the term Nordie b**tard.

To which I unfailingly respond, "fcuk off ya dirty rotten west-brit free state sellout bastard"
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: Orior on October 24, 2010, 10:21:58 PM
Quote from: Berlin on October 24, 2010, 11:01:41 AM
I can remember occasionally being called a northern Ireland b**tard when I was a young lad growing up in the south because my mam was from the north even though I not a b**tard at all.  This I feel has scarred me emotionally. Is there anyone else here who has experienced the same treatment as a child?

Should you not post this on OWC? You'll get a better respose there.
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: Hardy on October 25, 2010, 10:03:20 AM
Quote from: Nally Stand on October 24, 2010, 08:04:57 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 24, 2010, 01:05:04 PM
Northern Ireland b**tard is a bit of a mouthful I usually just use the term Nordie b**tard.

To which I unfailingly respond, "fcuk off ya dirty rotten west-brit free state sellout b**tard"

You can't bate wit.
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: brokencrossbar1 on October 25, 2010, 10:22:03 AM
"Eh Hombre, why you shot my doooonkey?"
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: Nally Stand on October 25, 2010, 10:24:31 AM
Quote from: Hardy on October 25, 2010, 10:03:20 AM
Quote from: Nally Stand on October 24, 2010, 08:04:57 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 24, 2010, 01:05:04 PM
Northern Ireland b**tard is a bit of a mouthful I usually just use the term Nordie b**tard.

To which I unfailingly respond, "fcuk off ya dirty rotten west-brit free state sellout b**tard"

You can't bate wit.

Nope, it's not an attempt at wit. It's an expression of contempt at free-state partitionism
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: Nally Stand on October 25, 2010, 12:00:34 PM
Quote from: Zapatista on October 25, 2010, 11:32:50 AM
Quote from: Nally Stand on October 25, 2010, 10:24:31 AM
Quote from: Hardy on October 25, 2010, 10:03:20 AM
Quote from: Nally Stand on October 24, 2010, 08:04:57 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on October 24, 2010, 01:05:04 PM
Northern Ireland b**tard is a bit of a mouthful I usually just use the term Nordie b**tard.

To which I unfailingly respond, "fcuk off ya dirty rotten west-brit free state sellout b**tard"

You can't bate wit.

Nope, it's not an attempt at wit. It's an expression of contempt at free-state partitionism

Seems to me like you have very little in common which in some way might justify partition.

Didn't know Hardy and myself wielded such influence that our two opinions could justify the constitutional status of the nation!
Title: Re: Northern Ireland b**tards.
Post by: Berlin on October 25, 2010, 01:05:51 PM
Its just awful that someone would call another person a bastard, just awful. :(