I have been thinking a lot lately and I think it's very important that we work out what our last words should be. Your ancestors will have to contend with it as your legacy so it's vital that you give it good thought. For example if you were about to be hit by a bus or train, you wouldn't want your grandson saying to his teacher in school "My granda said 'oh for fcuk sake'" before he was hit by a double decker.
I have been looking for inspiration and saw these: http://www.popcrunch.com/20-badass-famous-last-words/
Maybe something profound like "never be cruel to small pets" or "The guns are under the stairs". I haven't given it enough thought yet. Any good ideas?
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Quote from: Olly on July 28, 2010, 10:31:23 AM
I have been thinking a lot lately and I think it's very important that we work out what our last words should be. Your ancestors will have to contend with it as your legacy so it's vital that you give it good thought. For example if you were about to be hit by a bus or train, you wouldn't want your grandson saying to his teacher in school "My granda said 'oh for fcuk sake'" before he was hit by a double decker.
I have been looking for inspiration and saw these: http://www.popcrunch.com/20-badass-famous-last-words/
Maybe something profound like "never be cruel to small pets" or "The guns are under the stairs". I haven't given it enough thought yet. Any good ideas?
Try not to think so much. It obviously does not suit you.
:) :) :) :) :)
On my headstone I'd like "what are you looking at ya ugly hoor"
My last words would be "distroy my computer"
Spike Milligan, "I told you i was ill"
I'd say "I've always hated your mother"
Feckin Meath supporters can't take a joke..
I have hidden a million pounds for you, my loved ones in the....
That's not a shark, it's a dolphin.
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Mine would have been:
"Run Bitch, Runnnnnn"
Return to Sender.
Quote from: DirtyDozen12 on July 28, 2010, 01:09:14 PM
Mine would have been:
"Run Bitch, Runnnnnn"
This has spooked me out a wee bit. I've checked your previous posts but can see no signs of what I'm thinking. What do you mean by 'would have'? Are you on the gaaboard from beyond the grave?
It was Prof.Plum in the Kitchen with the Knife.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An6aoi03K8E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An6aoi03K8E)
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Jaysus, that was some ride there Mrs Hardy. Who's that coming up the stairs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jipboWI9uiE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jipboWI9uiE)
Quote from: mc_grens on July 28, 2010, 11:24:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jipboWI9uiE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jipboWI9uiE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA&feature=related
Quote from: ONeill on July 28, 2010, 07:53:42 PM
Jaysus, that was some ride there Mrs Hardy. Who's that coming up the stairs?
That's awful. Hardy's mum is in her late 60's.
Great thoughts again Olly. Dont switch on that power until I agghhh. :)
Quote from: hardstation on July 28, 2010, 10:53:34 PM
"April fools".
I shouted "Surprise" at a taxi-driver that knocked me down in Australia, bastard drove into me even though I had the green light.
i did it my way........... ;)
It was worse than I thought.......
It's okay. I'm feeling better now.
Shoulda married your sister.
Stop worrying. Rhinos are notoriously slow animals.
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