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Title: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Olly on June 15, 2010, 09:52:23 AM
If you could bring back three dead people for a 3-hour dinner and drinks, who'd it be?

It'd go for:

Jesus or Moses - just to see if they were serious
Billy the Kid - he'd have some stories about the lads in the film
Jeremy Beadle - he'd be playing pranks like hiding around corners but would need to wear a glove.
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Canalman on June 15, 2010, 10:12:52 AM
1 Richard Nixon
2 Charles deGaulle
3 Harry Truman



On a related topic, saw a soccer themed tv show last week where "Razor" Ruddock, Carlton Palmer, Frank Worthington and John Fashanu had each other round for dinner. Great entertainment and the lads seemed to enjoy themselves.
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Hardy on June 15, 2010, 10:20:19 AM
Jayses Olly, cannibalism now?  What next?
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: longrunsthefox on June 15, 2010, 10:23:12 AM
My father, Bobby Sands (to see what he thinks of Good Friday Agreement and differing accounts of Hunger Strike) and ... Jesus as well, to see is the Catholic Church really the one and only etc as they like to claim...   
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Orior on June 15, 2010, 10:32:32 AM
1. My great grandfather, who emmigrated from Meath to Armagh
2. Redmond O'Hanlon (17th Century raparee)
3. Saint Peter
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Olly on June 15, 2010, 11:14:13 AM
Saint Peter was a fictional character said my RE teacher. He said many of the people were fictional in the bible from Lazarus to Hercules and that Jesus made up a lot of those stories because electricity wasn't there in Africa at that time and he was just like a modern day Eastenders director so he says. You would have an empty seat there.
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: johnneycool on June 15, 2010, 11:30:56 AM
When I read the thread title all I could think was you'll need a load of glade plugins, and a very strong constitution.


Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Orior on June 15, 2010, 11:56:21 AM
Quote from: Olly on June 15, 2010, 11:14:13 AM
Saint Peter was a fictional character said my RE teacher. He said many of the people were fictional in the bible from Lazarus to Hercules and that Jesus made up a lot of those stories because electricity wasn't there in Africa at that time and he was just like a modern day Eastenders director so he says. You would have an empty seat there.

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! I never knew that.

Who then, modelled for the statues of St Peter in Rome?
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: theskull1 on June 15, 2010, 11:58:12 AM
Quote from: johnneycool on June 15, 2010, 11:30:56 AM
When I read the thread title all I could think was you'll need a load of glade plugins, and a very strong constitution.


Maybe a necrophiliac to enjoy their company?
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: balladmaker on June 15, 2010, 11:59:09 AM
1: Luke Kelly
2: Ronnie Drew
3: Liam Clancy

What a sing song that would be!
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Hardy on June 15, 2010, 12:03:15 PM
Maggie Thatcher and the two top "Reality TV" producers of the moment. An hour over dinner would be a small price to pay.
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: eggy bread on June 15, 2010, 12:13:53 PM
Jesus when did oul Maggie die?
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: glens abu on June 15, 2010, 12:17:34 PM
Quote from: eggy bread on June 15, 2010, 12:13:53 PM
Jesus when did oul Maggie die?

Unfortunatley not yet
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Hardy on June 15, 2010, 12:24:31 PM
OK, sorry for being obscure. I'll try again.

Maggie Thatcher and the two top "Reality TV" producers of the moment. Of course, somebody would have to kill them first. An hour over dinner would be a small price to pay.
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Orior on June 15, 2010, 01:12:18 PM
Quote from: eggy bread on June 15, 2010, 12:13:53 PM
Jesus when did oul Maggie die?

Oh the shame! Poor eggy.
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: eggy bread on June 15, 2010, 02:21:58 PM
I know drawing attention to someone's non death in a dead thread, I should be made cycle to work with my head lowered in shame.
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: The Iceman on June 15, 2010, 04:12:55 PM
1. Jesus
2. My Granda - would love to get chatting to him now that I'm older - he died when I was in my teens and I had no sense.  Hopefully he can catch a lift with Jesus.
3. Pope JP II
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Orior on June 15, 2010, 04:29:30 PM
Quote from: eggy bread on June 15, 2010, 02:21:58 PM
I know drawing attention to someone's non death in a dead thread, I should be made cycle to work with my head lowered in shame.

Ah dont worry. There is even some people on this board who have inadvertantly reported themselves to the Moderator for bad behavior. Oh, and I'm not a Mod.
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: muppet on June 15, 2010, 05:31:52 PM
Quote from: balladmaker on June 15, 2010, 11:59:09 AM
1: Luke Kelly
2: Ronnie Drew
3: Liam Clancy

What a sing song that would be!

Whatever about the sing song it would be some drink!

I'm on my way.


Oh yea,

Marilyn Monroe (starter)
Ingrid Bergman (Main course)
Grace Kelly (Dessert)




Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Hardy on June 15, 2010, 05:36:40 PM
Quote from: muppet on June 15, 2010, 05:31:52 PM
Quote from: balladmaker on June 15, 2010, 11:59:09 AM
1: Luke Kelly
2: Ronnie Drew
3: Liam Clancy

What a sing song that would be!

Whatever about the sing song it would be some drink!

I'm on my way.


Oh yea,

Marilyn Monroe (starter)
Ingrid Bergman (Main course)
Grace Kelly (Dessert)

Betya you don't ever get to the main course.
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: muppet on June 15, 2010, 05:38:36 PM
Quote from: Hardy on June 15, 2010, 05:36:40 PM
Quote from: muppet on June 15, 2010, 05:31:52 PM
Quote from: balladmaker on June 15, 2010, 11:59:09 AM
1: Luke Kelly
2: Ronnie Drew
3: Liam Clancy

What a sing song that would be!

Whatever about the sing song it would be some drink!

I'm on my way.


Oh yea,

Marilyn Monroe (starter)
Ingrid Bergman (Main course)
Grace Kelly (Dessert)

Betya you don't ever get to the main course.

I'd be happy to lose that bet.
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: The Real Laoislad on June 15, 2010, 05:42:05 PM
Both Grandads and my brother
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Orior on June 15, 2010, 09:14:26 PM
Recurring theme seems to be that people would like to have spent some time with their ancestors.
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: eggy bread on June 15, 2010, 11:35:11 PM
Quote from: Orior on June 15, 2010, 04:29:30 PM
Quote from: eggy bread on June 15, 2010, 02:21:58 PM
I know drawing attention to someone's non death in a dead thread, I should be made cycle to work with my head lowered in shame.

Ah dont worry. There is even some people on this board who have inadvertantly reported themselves to the Moderator for bad behavior. Oh, and I'm not a Mod.

Some have also deleted their accounts when pissed and cried like a baby!!
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on June 15, 2010, 11:44:40 PM
Steve Irwin, to ask him if he fckn likes animals now.
Francis Bacon, to advise him not to experiment in the snow.
Bobby Leach to ask him what it was like to survive falling over Niagra Falls and what it was like to die by slipping on an Orange Peel
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: ONeill on June 15, 2010, 11:53:27 PM
Knew nothing about Leach. Some story.
Title: Re: 3 Dead People for Dinner
Post by: Windmill abu on June 16, 2010, 12:27:28 AM
Quote2. My Granda - would love to get chatting to him now that I'm older - he died when I was in my teens

Totally agree.

My Granda seemed to know so much despite not being educated.




Wisdom is said to come from expierence, Im still waiting for the wisdom.

I find it hard to give advice to my family, that they will take on board.

(apart from: Don't eat the yellow snow)