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Title: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: The Watcher Pat on February 10, 2010, 05:26:19 PM
FOOTBALL'S coming home for the Manchester United fan accused of
throwing a coin at Man City striker Craig Bellamy.
In fact, it's coming right to his front door.

For Red Devils supporter Adam Teese is feeling the flipside of his
alleged coin attack - with furious City fans bombarding his house with
pranks.

Adam's name and address were released by police after the season
ticket holder was charged with throwing a coin at Bellamy during the
Manchester derby last week.

And within 24 hours, the enraged blue half of Manchester had ordered
him Ł150-worth of pizzas, a skip, rat exterminators and two prostitutes.

The barrage of jokes didn't end there either. City supporters also:
- Requested a visit from an Avon rep
- Signed him up online as a rent boy
- Applied for an Ocean Finance loan for his mum
- Reported a gas leak in the middle of the night so he got a call out
within the hour
- Booked a rep to go and see him about getting an indoor swimming pool
- Ordered him a 4 ft tall Bronze figurine of Winston Churchill on a
14 day trial
- Sent a breakdown truck
- Sent Jehovah's Witnesses round
- Grassed him up for growing drugs at his house
- Grassed him up for being a benefit cheat
- Got him a weekend booking of a 1957 Pink Cadillac complete with
1950's style Elvis dressed chauffer
- Signed up his phone number to receive adult chat
- Ordered him a Daffy Duck bouncy castle and puppet show for his garden
- Ordered squeaky the clown to go and perform for him

Details of the pranks began surfacing on supporters' forums. Despite
later being removed by Man City website Blue Moon, they were still
picked up by other clubs.

This resulted in yet more misery for 26-year-old Adam, who lives with
his parents. But dad Joseph, 55, raged: "We've had no end of trouble
- I've had to take time off work to deal with it." Teese will appear
before Trafford Magistrates on February 9 accused of "throwing a
missile on to the pitch" during the Carling Cup Semi- Final second leg
at Old Trafford.

Mum Deborah insists her son is innocent, adding: "I was sat next to
him and he did not throw anything. We actually had to duck when a
bottle was thrown over us!"

Last night a Greater Manchester Police spokeswoman said: "Officers are
investigating the incidents."
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: full back on February 10, 2010, 05:30:31 PM
If he threw the coin he has no one to blame but himself so I would say tough sh1t.

On the other hand what about innocent until proven guilty?
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: The Watcher Pat on February 10, 2010, 05:32:07 PM
I blame the Police for releasing his name and address to the public domain.
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: pintsofguinness on February 10, 2010, 06:12:04 PM
They ones orgnaising the "pranks" are no better than him.  Scumbags all.
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: Tony Baloney on February 10, 2010, 06:16:26 PM
Quote from: The Watcher Pat on February 10, 2010, 05:32:07 PM
I blame the Police for releasing his name and address to the public domain.
This is a big problem. The peelers and courts have ruined hundreds of lives by releasing personal information on suspects before they have been convicted of any crime. Particularly bad in rape cases.
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: Celt_Man on February 10, 2010, 06:21:18 PM
Quote from: The Watcher Pat on February 10, 2010, 05:32:07 PM
I blame the Police for releasing his name and address to the public domain.

Same here.  They had no business doing that
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: pintsofguinness on February 10, 2010, 06:37:53 PM
Quote
Mum Deborah insists her son is innocent, adding: "I was sat next to
him and he did not throw anything. We actually had to duck when a
bottle was thrown over us!"
btw what self respecting 26 year old hooligan (allegedly) sits beside him mother a football match?

And while we're at it, its about time he moved out of home!
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: Puckoon on February 10, 2010, 08:18:59 PM
I thought Tony had finally gotten Trevor Hill banned when I saw this thread.
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: longrunsthefox on February 10, 2010, 09:54:10 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on February 10, 2010, 06:12:04 PM
They ones orgnaising the "pranks" are no better than him.  Scumbags all.

'They ones orgnaising'.... is that really you Pints?  yeah it must be you, labelling people  as 'scumbags' again  :o
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: pintsofguinness on February 10, 2010, 10:01:57 PM
aye, I'm sure they're fine upstanding members of society. 
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: longrunsthefox on February 10, 2010, 11:11:42 PM
It's that expresion as the thread says, 'grinds my gears.' Reminds me of auld dolls with their teeth out on the Stephen Nolan Show,   'They're scum so they are Stephen, real scum.'
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: the colonel on February 10, 2010, 11:16:15 PM
I'd get a while clashing from the oul doll if I done anything like that. Find it hard to believe someone would do it with his ma beside him. Innocent until proven quilty
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: J70 on February 10, 2010, 11:38:43 PM
There's no justice like mob justice!

(http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/stock/story_large/2009/03/19/angry_mob_simpsons.jpg)
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: Archie Mitchell on February 11, 2010, 08:43:41 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: gerry on April 26, 2010, 10:59:26 PM
that will teach the dirty hoor


video (http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/video-top-bullfighter-gored-in-mexico-2152743.html)

: Top bullfighter gored in Mexico

One of Spain's leading matadors was seriously injured in Mexico when a 1,100-pound bull gored him in the groin and hoisted him into the air, causing major blood loss, his manager said.

Jose Tomas received a transfusion of 17 pints of blood after being gored by a beast named Navegante in the Mexican city of Aguascalientes.

The bull's horn penetrated 4 inches into Tomas' groin and punctured a vein and an artery, manager Salvador Boix told Spanish radio station Cadena Ser from Aguascalientes.

Tomas, one of Spain's most popular matadors, has a relatively rare blood type - A- - and bled so profusely that bullring officials appealed over the arena loudspeakers for compatible donors to come forward for transfusions, Boix said.

Bullring doctors operated on the 34-year-old Tomas immediately to stabilise him, and he underwent more surgery later at a hospital for more than three hours.

"Now he has new blood and is in intensive care, waiting to see how things evolve," Boix said, adding that Tomas is not conscious.

Mexican television footage aired on the website of the Spanish newspaper El Mundo shows Tomas working the animal with his cape when the bull makes a quick turn toward the matador and catches him in the groin, lifting him into the air for a few seconds and shaking its head with Tomas dangling from its sharp left horn.

Once on the ground, Tomas rolled away and held his hands up as if to say he was OK, but a large, dark red stain was already spreading through his glittering gold suit.

The newspaper El Pais said Tomas' injury was so serious that the bullring doctors who first operated on him did not even take time to anesthetise him.

Tomas is known for a daring bullfighting style in which he gets particularly close to the bull. His full name is Jose Tomas Roman Martin.
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: ONeill on April 26, 2010, 11:40:14 PM
An 80-year- old woman was in front of a judge, charged with shoplifting. He asked her what she had stolen.

"A can of peaches," replied the woman.

"How many peaches were in the can?" asked the judge.

She replied that there were six.

"Then I'll give you six days in jail," said the judge.

Before he had time to speak further, the woman's husband added: "She also stole a tin of peas."
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: Lecale2 on April 27, 2010, 07:28:07 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: gallsman on April 27, 2010, 10:42:57 AM
Quote from: gerry on April 26, 2010, 10:59:26 PM
that will teach the dirty hoor

Care to explain??
Title: Re: Revenge is sweet...
Post by: DirtyDozen12 on April 27, 2010, 12:55:03 PM
Quote from: The Watcher Pat on February 10, 2010, 05:26:19 PM
FOOTBALL'S coming home for the Manchester United fan accused of
throwing a coin at Man City striker Craig Bellamy.
In fact, it's coming right to his front door.

For Red Devils supporter Adam Teese is feeling the flipside of his
alleged coin attack - with furious City fans bombarding his house with
pranks.

Adam's name and address were released by police after the season
ticket holder was charged with throwing a coin at Bellamy during the
Manchester derby last week.

And within 24 hours, the enraged blue half of Manchester had ordered
him Ł150-worth of pizzas, a skip, rat exterminators and two prostitutes.

The barrage of jokes didn't end there either. City supporters also:
- Requested a visit from an Avon rep
- Signed him up online as a rent boy
- Applied for an Ocean Finance loan for his mum
- Reported a gas leak in the middle of the night so he got a call out
within the hour
- Booked a rep to go and see him about getting an indoor swimming pool
- Ordered him a 4 ft tall Bronze figurine of Winston Churchill on a
14 day trial
- Sent a breakdown truck
- Sent Jehovah's Witnesses round
- Grassed him up for growing drugs at his house
- Grassed him up for being a benefit cheat
- Got him a weekend booking of a 1957 Pink Cadillac complete with
1950's style Elvis dressed chauffer
- Signed up his phone number to receive adult chat
- Ordered him a Daffy Duck bouncy castle and puppet show for his garden
- Ordered squeaky the clown to go and perform for him

there are some outstanding pranks there  :D  Love the 14 day trail for the bronze statue, Classic  :D

Its funny because i dont know him.