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Title: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Puckoon on October 01, 2009, 05:51:28 PM
Just got this in an email this morning, Im not convinced its for real, but holy crap you could only make this shit up.


http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny (http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny)

Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: SLIGONIAN on October 01, 2009, 06:09:30 PM
How do people get like that? Mental stuff. :o
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: leenie on October 01, 2009, 06:10:37 PM

oh thats the way to do it........

"maybe you have psychological problems and are on medication"

smooth talker!


what a tool!
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: illdecide on October 01, 2009, 06:49:53 PM
Fair enough, that lad is a tool but the majority of women that are single are single because they are stinking :D
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: heganboy on October 01, 2009, 07:02:10 PM
did you almost feel embarrassed for him there?
I squirmed listening to that
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: cicfada on October 01, 2009, 07:03:18 PM
I knew Gabriel Hurl was geting a Canadian accent but I didn't think it was  that good! :D
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: muppet on October 01, 2009, 07:14:21 PM
I dated her once when I was in Toronto for a summer !!!  :o :o :o

Met her in a bar and got her number. Left a message asking if she wanted to get rat-arsed and bejaysus she did!



Passive Aggressive me arse.   
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: stew on October 01, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
Having met Gab I would say that the only way he could have met this woman was if he was being pushed in a couch, he visited me and the lazy fcuker never got off the couch the whole time except to A. Go to the pub and B. go to the packer game. :D
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Farrandeelin on October 01, 2009, 07:21:25 PM
Jays, no wonder she didn't call back! What a total moron!
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Lecale2 on October 01, 2009, 07:54:35 PM
He sounds very like someone who posts here.
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Aerlik on October 02, 2009, 03:00:27 AM
 :D :D :D

Is this for real?   Jaysus H Christos... classic

Have yous heard the one about the Irishman and the "Indian" immigration official in the states?  If I knew how to attach a link I would.
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Tyrones own on October 02, 2009, 05:31:55 AM
Quote from: Aerlik on October 02, 2009, 03:00:27 AM
:D :D :D

Is this for real?   Jaysus H Christos... classic

Have yous heard the one about the Irishman and the "Indian" immigration official in the states?  If I knew how to attach a link I would.

Is this the one you're thinking of?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3k2ZyQjUhA
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Treasurer on October 02, 2009, 10:04:17 AM
Reminds me in a roundabout way of a strange experience I had a few years back.

I was staying in my brother's flat and answered the phone late at night (it had rang obviously).  A very friendly voice at the other end said "Hiiiii, who am I speaking to?".  Thinking it was a friend of my brother's or his flatmate, I said "Hi, it's Cruella here" (Cruella isn't my real name but unfortunately I DID actually give him my real name"

"Oh hi Cruella, how nice to meet you.  My name's Bob and I'm calling you all the way from Houston Texas"

Still thinking it was a friend of the brother's, I was equally friendly and entered a bit of chit chat, wondering would he ever get to the point. Then he says "Well Cruella, I just dialled your number at random and I'm so pleased I did because you sound like a really nice lady, may I ask are you alone?" Uh-oh!

Thinking that Bob from Houston Texas, which was at least a safe distance away, might really be Tom from across the road I decided it was time to start lying and get out of the conversation, so I told him that my "husband" was there.

"Oh gee, you've a husband.  What a lucky guy, may I speak with him?"

"Em.. no Bob he's asleep.  Anyway it's late I better go"

"Stay and talk to me"

"Bye Bob" and hung up.

Two mins later, phone rings again "Why did you hang up on me Cruella, I though we were getting along just fine"

"Sorry  Bob, have to go" - hung up

Phone rings

"CRUELLA!" - I hung up

It rang again so I left it off the hook.

I told the brother about it, but neither of us got around to telling his flatmate.

About a week later, the phone rang at 6am, his flatmate answered "Hi, can I speak to Cruella please?"

Needless to say the flatmate wasn't evening thinking of me and replied that he had a wrong number, there was no Cruella there.  Bob didn't like it.

"Listen you bitch!  I know she's there, I need to speak to her NOW"

She hung up.

He rang back a few more times before eventually getting the message.

Weird - I don't think my telephone voice is THAT good!!!



Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: SLIGONIAN on October 02, 2009, 10:31:36 AM
Quote from: Tyrones own on October 02, 2009, 05:31:55 AM
Quote from: Aerlik on October 02, 2009, 03:00:27 AM
:D :D :D

Is this for real?   Jaysus H Christos... classic

Have yous heard the one about the Irishman and the "Indian" immigration official in the states?  If I knew how to attach a link I would.

Is this the one you're thinking of?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3k2ZyQjUhA

Holy shit....in the Irish lads defence it was fighting fire with fire.

Treasurer you must be a very good lady voice impersonator to pull that off. Some freaks out there though.
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Treasurer on October 02, 2009, 10:37:52 AM
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on October 02, 2009, 10:31:36 AM

Treasurer you must be a very good lady voice impersonator to pull that off. Some freaks out there though.

Um... why would I be impersonating a lady's voice?  ::)
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Rois on October 02, 2009, 10:41:49 AM
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on October 02, 2009, 10:31:36 AM

Treasurer you must be a very good lady voice impersonator to pull that off. Some freaks out there though.

;D
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Billys Boots on October 02, 2009, 11:00:06 AM
Sligonian, you're a gas man.   ;D
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: SLIGONIAN on October 02, 2009, 11:03:13 AM
Quote from: Treasurer on October 02, 2009, 10:37:52 AM
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on October 02, 2009, 10:31:36 AM

Treasurer you must be a very good lady voice impersonator to pull that off. Some freaks out there though.

Um... why would I be impersonating a lady's voice?  ::)

Well he did say this so he thought you were a lady..

"Listen you bitch!  I know she's there, I need to speak to her NOW

Id be more worried for ya if you werent impersonating a voice.  :D
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Hardy on October 02, 2009, 11:09:03 AM
Yes - hard to believe, isn't it? Next we'll have women posting on the Gaaboard.
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Billys Boots on October 02, 2009, 11:10:42 AM
Keeping digging Sligonian, you'll get there eventually.  ;D
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Gaoth Dobhair Abu on October 02, 2009, 11:16:55 AM
Quote from: Tyrones own on October 02, 2009, 05:31:55 AM
Quote from: Aerlik on October 02, 2009, 03:00:27 AM
:D :D :D

Is this for real?   Jaysus H Christos... classic

Have yous heard the one about the Irishman and the "Indian" immigration official in the states?  If I knew how to attach a link I would.

Is this the one you're thinking of?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3k2ZyQjUhA

I've just listened to that and am in tears of laughter - "listen you luckycharm eating bastard" - quality.  ;D :D :D
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: SLIGONIAN on October 02, 2009, 11:22:54 AM
Sorry Treasurer, finally dawned on me your actually a woman. Sorry. :-[ thats the second time i had to put a embarrased sign on one of my posts today.

Ya i know we have women posting, but its hard to tell unless they have have feminine username in my defence, i just assumed wrong. :-\
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Doogie Browser on October 02, 2009, 11:26:16 AM
Quote from: SLIGONIAN on October 02, 2009, 11:22:54 AM
Sorry Treasurer, finally dawned on me your actually a woman. Sorry. :-[ thats the second time i had to put a embarrased sign on one of my posts today.

Ya i know we have women posting, but its hard to tell unless they have have feminine username in my defence, i just assumed wrong. :-\
We will put it down to a sheltered past!  We are all from the era of under 18 discos when the girls were on one side of the hall and the boys on the other!  The kind of disco where you had a pack of cheese & onion in one hand and a wham bar in the other!
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Croí na hÉireann on October 02, 2009, 01:31:58 PM
Haven't broken my arse laughing in a while on here, thanks Sligonian  :D
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: SLIGONIAN on October 02, 2009, 01:42:47 PM
Quote from: Croí na hÉireann on October 02, 2009, 01:31:58 PM
Haven't broken my arse laughing in a while on here, thanks Sligonian  :D

your welcome, looking back at this thread, jees i jumped right in didnt I, to the hole i dug for myself :D
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: redhugh on October 02, 2009, 02:33:10 PM
The reason some girls stay single is because the are arseholes, much the same reason some men stay single.
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Aerlik on October 02, 2009, 03:27:42 PM
Quote from: redhugh on October 02, 2009, 02:33:10 PM
The reason some girls stay single is because the are arseholes, much the same reason some men stay single.

...'cos they prefer arseholes?
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: lfdown2 on October 02, 2009, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: redhugh on October 02, 2009, 02:33:10 PM
The reason some girls stay single is because the are arseholes, much the same reason some men stay single.

dont worry red, you will find someone!
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: maggie on October 02, 2009, 03:39:07 PM
I think its cause all the good ones are taken.
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: redhugh on October 02, 2009, 04:21:30 PM
Quote from: Aerlik on October 02, 2009, 03:27:42 PM
Quote from: redhugh on October 02, 2009, 02:33:10 PM
The reason some girls stay single is because the are arseholes, much the same reason some men stay single.

...'cos they prefer arseholes?


Erm....I don't understand the question, care to elaborate?
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: redhugh on October 02, 2009, 04:22:49 PM
Quote from: lfdown2 on October 02, 2009, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: redhugh on October 02, 2009, 02:33:10 PM
The reason some girls stay single is because the are arseholes, much the same reason some men stay single.

dont worry red, you will find someone!

Happily married thanks.
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Doogie Browser on October 02, 2009, 04:27:38 PM
Quote from: redhugh on October 02, 2009, 04:22:49 PM
Quote from: lfdown2 on October 02, 2009, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: redhugh on October 02, 2009, 02:33:10 PM
The reason some girls stay single is because the are arseholes, much the same reason some men stay single.

dont worry red, you will find someone!

Happily married thanks.
There aren't too many like you about then!
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: redhugh on October 02, 2009, 04:38:58 PM
Quote from: Doogie Browser on October 02, 2009, 04:27:38 PM
Quote from: redhugh on October 02, 2009, 04:22:49 PM
Quote from: lfdown2 on October 02, 2009, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: redhugh on October 02, 2009, 02:33:10 PM
The reason some girls stay single is because the are arseholes, much the same reason some men stay single.

dont worry red, you will find someone!

Happily married thanks.
There aren't too many like you about then!


3rd anniversary on Wednesday there, that might explain the happily part. :P
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: Gabriel_Hurl on October 02, 2009, 05:07:42 PM
Quote from: stew on October 01, 2009, 07:14:54 PM
Having met Gab I would say that the only way he could have met this woman was if he was being pushed in a couch, he visited me and the lazy fcuker never got off the couch the whole time except to A. Go to the pub and B. go to the packer game. :D

Stew - I was in Green Bay after all  :D  :D

I did want to go out one night but I didn't think it'd be safe heading out with Bob that night - he'd do more damage than I ever would
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: achadh gallain on October 05, 2009, 03:48:30 PM
well holy jesus.....

"believe it or not, im a great catch"................what a root.
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: muppet on October 05, 2009, 04:10:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pr9beObwF4&channel=jessewelle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pr9beObwF4&channel=jessewelle)
Title: Re: The reason some girls stay single.
Post by: ross4life on October 05, 2009, 05:30:49 PM
Quote from: muppet on October 05, 2009, 04:10:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pr9beObwF4&channel=jessewelle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pr9beObwF4&channel=jessewelle)

so staged  ::)