Was on the phone to a fella tonight and he decided to go to the toilet (a number 1!!) while he was talking to me...I was not happy...just wondering is this typical male behaviour???!!!
Quote from: downgirl on August 07, 2009, 11:14:42 PM
Was on the phone to a fella tonight and he decided to go to the toilet (a number 1!!) while he was talking to me...I was not happy...just wondering is this typical male behaviour???!!!
Yup
Yep
Thought women did it too.
yep and bring the newspaper as well :)
Do it all the time - the echo always gives it away .. plus a few splashes ;D
TMI.
Perfectly natural. As someone said, the echo should be a giveaway.
Yup often do it,have brought the laptop in too
I find it a good time saver. Catch up on life, phone calls, reading etc etc while doing the neccesary.
Have I ever posted on here while in the wee boy's room? Hmm....
Quote from: Norf Tyrone on August 07, 2009, 11:34:02 PM
I find it a good time saver. Catch up on life, phone calls, reading etc etc while doing the neccesary.
Have I ever posted on here while in the wee boy's room? Hmm....
Yeah, I would have posted on here while on the toilet, from the phone.
I often bring in stuff to do while in there, maybe forms or stuff I've to fill in or reading material etc.
(the laptop may be a bit much ll)
Quote from: hardstation on August 07, 2009, 11:35:17 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on August 07, 2009, 11:33:17 PM
Yup often do it,have brought the laptop in too
We're talking about pissing, LL.
Is a w**k a number 3?
Don't need the laptop for a w**k,but you can use it while doing twoises
Posting now from the throne! :)
In fairness I would post loads from the bog. With a nagging wife and 3 childer it's the only place I get any peace, so it's where I get the papers read and a catch up on the board.
Noy a good place to use a mobile, my daughter dropped her ph down the loo, not once, but twice. Stupidpity must run in the family :D
Quote from: dillinger on August 08, 2009, 12:03:40 AM
Noy a good place to use a mobile, my daughter dropped her ph down the loo, not once, but twice. Stupidpity must run in the family :D
cant drop it down the toilet if you're sitting on it.
Quote from: pintsofguinness on August 08, 2009, 12:06:03 AM
Quote from: dillinger on August 08, 2009, 12:03:40 AM
Noy a good place to use a mobile, my daughter dropped her ph down the loo, not once, but twice. Stupidpity must run in the family :D
cant drop it down the toilet if you're sitting on it.
What size is your arse? ;)
Lost one down the toilet myself once - never even missed it until about 3 hours later - still can't figure out how it fell in unnoticed.
Quote from: norabeag on August 08, 2009, 12:07:58 AM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on August 08, 2009, 12:06:03 AM
Quote from: dillinger on August 08, 2009, 12:03:40 AM
Noy a good place to use a mobile, my daughter dropped her ph down the loo, not once, but twice. Stupidpity must run in the family :D
cant drop it down the toilet if you're sitting on it.
What size is your arse? ;)
Bigger than a childs arse! What size of a toilet bowl have you?
When I was working in logistics, there was a lad we used to call to do quick delivery runs fedex type things you know. Every time I'd call him to drop something off, he would be in the middle of "dropping something off" and soon followed by a "hang on a sec" *FLUSH* before continuing the conversation. Was a good laugh at the time, sometimes put it on loud speaker for the rest of the office to hear.
Quote from: norabeag on August 08, 2009, 12:07:58 AM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on August 08, 2009, 12:06:03 AM
Quote from: dillinger on August 08, 2009, 12:03:40 AM
Noy a good place to use a mobile, my daughter dropped her ph down the loo, not once, but twice. Stupidpity must run in the family :D
cant drop it down the toilet if you're sitting on it.
What size is your arse? ;)
She was texting, guess her arse is not as big as mine, must have been room!!
I was on a customer telecon once and the bloke on the other end was blatantly having a slash whilst on speakerphone! We had to mute our end for everyone to get the laughing over before we could speak again!
Do it all the time.
Anybody else ever do a No.1 while standing in the shower?
Quote from: Farrandeelin on August 12, 2009, 03:20:47 PM
Anybody else ever do a No.1 while standing in the shower?
F**k sake I just bust out laughin' in work.
Of course I do.
The question is, anybody ever do a No.2 while standing in the shower?
I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 03:25:00 PM
I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.
do boys regularly wash their ass? (bar being in the shower/bath) ???
Quote from: Ellie84 on August 12, 2009, 03:31:26 PM
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 03:25:00 PM
I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.
do boys regularly wash their ass? (bar being in the shower/bath) ???
Not when you consider he brought a chair in with him, put his feet on it while lowering his ass into the sink. All this was done with the door open for all to see.
Do girls usually wash their ass ?
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 03:40:13 PM
Quote from: Ellie84 on August 12, 2009, 03:31:26 PM
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 03:25:00 PM
I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.
do boys regularly wash their ass? (bar being in the shower/bath) ???
Not when you consider he brought a chair in with him, put his feet on it while lowering his ass into the sink. All this was done with the door open for all to see.
Do girls usually wash their ass ?
Whoever this fella was, I'm sure its not as straightforward as you're making out Archie. The poor felle probably had a valid reason for doing what he did.
Quote from: downgirl on August 07, 2009, 11:14:42 PM
Was on the phone to a fella tonight and he decided to go to the toilet (a number 1!!) while he was talking to me...I was not happy...just wondering is this typical male behaviour???!!!
Who said men couldn't multitask?
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 03:40:13 PM
Quote from: Ellie84 on August 12, 2009, 03:31:26 PM
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 03:25:00 PM
I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.
do boys regularly wash their ass? (bar being in the shower/bath) ???
Not when you consider he brought a chair in with him, put his feet on it while lowering his ass into the sink. All this was done with the door open for all to see.
Do girls usually wash their ass ?
Such a conversation about washing ur ass , jesus does it not get washed enough in the shower or should there be seperate part of the day now for ass cleaning also
Quote from: tyrone girl on August 12, 2009, 03:55:07 PM
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 03:40:13 PM
Quote from: Ellie84 on August 12, 2009, 03:31:26 PM
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 03:25:00 PM
I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.
do boys regularly wash their ass? (bar being in the shower/bath) ???
Not when you consider he brought a chair in with him, put his feet on it while lowering his ass into the sink. All this was done with the door open for all to see.
Do girls usually wash their ass ?
Such a conversation about washing ur ass , jesus does it not get washed enough in the shower or should there be seperate part of the day now for ass cleaning also
Mouth cleaning for you TG, you have a filthy mouth! Ass indeed. Backside would suffice.
And yes, hypothetically, sometimes if a man doesnt wipe properly, hypothetically of course, he may be required to wash his ass in the sink of his friend.
Hypothetically.
Quote from: SidelineKick on August 12, 2009, 03:57:43 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on August 12, 2009, 03:55:07 PM
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 03:40:13 PM
Quote from: Ellie84 on August 12, 2009, 03:31:26 PM
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 03:25:00 PM
I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.
do boys regularly wash their ass? (bar being in the shower/bath) ???
Not when you consider he brought a chair in with him, put his feet on it while lowering his ass into the sink. All this was done with the door open for all to see.
Do girls usually wash their ass ?
Such a conversation about washing ur ass , jesus does it not get washed enough in the shower or should there be seperate part of the day now for ass cleaning also
Mouth cleaning for you TG, you have a filthy mouth! Ass indeed. Backside would suffice.
And yes, hypothetically, sometimes if a man doesnt wipe properly, hypothetically of course, he may be required to wash his ass in the sink of his friend.
Hypothetically.
oh, i see now. SLK is the friend you speak of Archie. Got it!
Quote from: Ellie84 on August 12, 2009, 04:11:41 PM
Quote from: SidelineKick on August 12, 2009, 03:57:43 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on August 12, 2009, 03:55:07 PM
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 03:40:13 PM
Quote from: Ellie84 on August 12, 2009, 03:31:26 PM
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 03:25:00 PM
I know a lad who once washed his ass in the sink of his mates house.
do boys regularly wash their ass? (bar being in the shower/bath) ???
Not when you consider he brought a chair in with him, put his feet on it while lowering his ass into the sink. All this was done with the door open for all to see.
Do girls usually wash their ass ?
Such a conversation about washing ur ass , jesus does it not get washed enough in the shower or should there be seperate part of the day now for ass cleaning also
Mouth cleaning for you TG, you have a filthy mouth! Ass indeed. Backside would suffice.
And yes, hypothetically, sometimes if a man doesnt wipe properly, hypothetically of course, he may be required to wash his ass in the sink of his friend.
Hypothetically.
oh, i see now. SLK is the friend you speak of Archie. Got it!
:D you would think!
Archie and myself know him well, I feel sorry for him because he had a genuine reason to do this. Dirty bastard all the same.
Poor lad was walking like John Wayne all day and couldn't take it any longer. What was worse was that he dried his newly washed ass on some other boys towel. Though the towel owner was a dick so deserved it. At least it was a clean ass that was cleaned with it.
Like your comparissons with dirty ass and dirty mouth SLK, not much difference in them.
Quote from: Archie Mitchell on August 12, 2009, 04:23:30 PM
Poor lad was walking like John Wayne all day and couldn't take it any longer. What was worse was that he dried his newly washed ass on some other boys towel. Though the towel owner was a dick so deserved it. At least it was a clean ass that was cleaned with it.
Like your comparissons with dirty ass and dirty mouth SLK, not much difference in them.
Is he a poster on this board who frequently No 1s himself?