When you see an ad on TV for a "25th Anniversary Re-Release" (Now 1) and you have the original vinyl edition :(
I don't know that feeling ;D
What age are you anyway treas? 50?
If you're a teacher and you start fancying your chances with some of the mammies who drop by for a chat.
.... when you brush your teeth and everything wobbles
Quote from: pintsofguinness on January 16, 2009, 11:14:15 PM
What age are you anyway treas? 50?
26, I started my record collection very young.
.....when you are happier to watch munster game on couch
.....read the indo
.....appreciate trad
.....wake at 630
.....watch the late late ;)
Quote from: Lar Naparka on January 16, 2009, 11:16:27 PM
If you're a teacher and you start fancying your chances with some of the mammies who drop by for a chat.
your mixing being a perv with being old.
did the penny not drop when yo became a teacher you were already on the other side of the looking glass.
your only really old when you realize some of those mammies are former pupils
Janey Mac
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azzUuyN8SzU&feature=related
When walking down the hall at the University and all the kids stop talking and ask if I am their instructor ::) .
Same day, different class (psych212) kid in front of me says " wow you answered a lot of those questions, I cruised by with a C last semester (psych 101) and don't remember all of that info, what did you get in Psych 101 last semester?" My answer I received an A but that was 19 years ago. Kid looks perplexed then goes "cool, I wasn't even born then, must have been a different teacher"
Your body sounds like microwave popcorn when you get out of bed in the morning.
You sleep in, not hearing your alarm go off!
Hangovers continue into the 2nd day.
Quote from: Canalman on January 17, 2009, 09:35:12 AM
Hangovers continue into the 2nd day.
Dont give them the chance to continue past opening time....
When you are watching your local team (GAA or soccer) and state geez yer mans a good player is that Mickey's brother?
And you are told....
No that's Mickey's son.
:o
......You listen to Morning Ireland , 5-7 live and the Last Word on the radio instead of shitty pop music stations!
.......when you have more hair on your ears and eye brows than your head
you start drinking 'half wans' with a little sup of water at the bar like the oul boys!
...when you spend more time going to the loo at night than you do sleeping
Quote from: Norf Tyrone on January 17, 2009, 10:56:02 AM
When you are watching your local team (GAA or soccer) and state geez yer mans a good player is that Mickey's brother?
And you are told....
No that's Mickey's son.
:o
Aye or when you get that you don't recognise the minors or the youngsters coming on to the senior panel and find yourself asking "who's their father".
when the dr mentions checking your prostate.
When you're chatting to/up one of the mothers at the childminders and the wife tells you she taught her at primary school!
when you stop getting dogs abuse from opposition players and fans.
Coffin dodger doesnt count as abuse.
when a 13yr old looks at you in horror because you have a bebo page!
QuoteIf you're a teacher and you start fancying your chances with some of the mammies who drop by for a chat.
unless you are female and your HRT treatment has gone wrong
when you are in a bar/nite club and your first priority is to find a table with seats rather than get shots or go to the bar.
Then when you get said seats, you would rather "chair dance" than go to the dancefloor.
Man, im old........ :'( :'(
I still love ya maggie :*
When your age, your waist line and your IQ are the same number.
When you go drinking from work and have to stagger home at 11 and for pints of water and painkillers, in to bed for 10 hours sleep while everyone else heads to a club!
....when you make an A-Team reference to a work colleague and they look blankly at you.
Quote from: Norf Tyrone on January 17, 2009, 10:56:02 AM
When you are watching your local team (GAA or soccer) and state geez yer mans a good player is that Mickey's brother?
And you are told....
No that's Mickey's son.
:o
Aye similar thing happened me on Wed night...i was marking this cub in a reserve match and found out i had played against and marked hid da many times
when you see 20th Anniversary Re-release of The Stone Roses debut advertised on TV.
When you hear Dermot Earley being referred to as a veteran....and you remember his Da in his prime with Harry Keegan and Pat Lindsay :'(
Quote from: illdecide on May 23, 2009, 11:06:35 AM
Quote from: Norf Tyrone on January 17, 2009, 10:56:02 AM
When you are watching your local team (GAA or soccer) and state geez yer mans a good player is that Mickey's brother?
And you are told....
No that's Mickey's son.
:o
Aye similar thing happened me on Wed night...i was marking this cub in a reserve match and found out i had played against and marked hid da many times
If you think thats bad, lad i know was playing a reserve match couple of years ago, 16/17 at the time. An oul hand from the other team comes up to him at the end and says hello, making eye contact with him. Lad looks at him puzzled, wondering did he know him or not.
"You not remember me from school??",
lad replies "nah, I think you've got the wrong person"
"Of course ye do, sure we went to school together! your Dwyer's brother aren't ya"
"eh no.. I'm his son".
Dwyer and his brother being well into their 50s :D
Jesus, it's 20 years since Buster Douglas knocked out Tyson :o
Quote from: tyrone86 on February 13, 2010, 02:01:59 AM
Jesus, it's 20 years since Buster Douglas knocked out Tyson :o
Really?
Shit! :(
...when you're son is in the Drama at the scor and you can remember a cold night in Whitecross when you made your debut in the Tra na gCeist :'(
...when you've become part of the white or baldy majority at Mass
When sitting in with a hot cup of tea instead of heading out, becomes more appealing.
when you find yourself saying..... well we didn't even have mobile phones in "our" day.....
(referring to those who give out about not being allowed to use mobiles at school)
My niece had to show me how to turn up and down the volume on my new DSI.
that was a low moment :(
I'm still better then her in all the games though!
What's a DSI?
When you realise pulp fiction is over 16 years old.
Quote from: Puckoon on February 17, 2010, 12:29:21 AM
When you realise pulp fiction is over 16 years old.
When you realise Back to the Future is 25 years old. :-\
Don't wish to be sentimental or bare my soul to a load of nicknames.... but when you are near the age your Dad was when he died... a bit spooky :o
when you smile at the thought of sleep.
being mistaken for your father when seen from behind, very soul destroying.
When you misenter your credit top up pin number into your phone the first time.
When you can't believe you are older than the rugby players in the 6 nations.
Your sent a form to renew your driving licence because its due for expiry shortly!!!
not a 'you know when you are feeling old' moment, but have been watching film 4 this week, showing classic movies from the 80's all week, already seen Ferris Bueller and Planes, Trains & Automobiles, with some other classics to come the rest of the week!
i noticed a grey pube on Monday night...ripped the bastid out and i'm not happy about it :(
Quote from: illdecide on February 17, 2010, 11:45:09 AM
i noticed a grey pube on Monday night...ripped the bastid out and i'm not happy about it :(
Noticed that as well.
When the cute young barber girl that you are smiling at all through the hair cut says: "Will I trim your eyebrows and nose hair?" :-[ :-[
Quote from: DirtyDozen12 on February 17, 2010, 11:49:35 AM
Quote from: illdecide on February 17, 2010, 11:45:09 AM
i noticed a grey pube on Monday night...ripped the bastid out and i'm not happy about it :(
Noticed that as well.
What are you spying on illdecide for?? :o
:D
Quote from: muppet on February 17, 2010, 11:53:15 AM
When the cute young barber girl that you are smiling at all through the hair cut says: "Will I trim your eyebrows and nose hair?" :-[ :-[
Wait til she has to do your ears as well.
Have found myself lately saying the imortal words "how do young ones watch that crap" when I see glee of that hanna banna stuff on the box.
you find your old Nes under the stairs & start playing it again
(http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/nes-console.jpg)
When I heard this crap on the jukebox recently and I agreed with the oul boys that it was balls.
Turned out to be Sidney Samson. Still passes me by completely.
Quote from: illdecide on February 17, 2010, 11:45:09 AM
i noticed a grey pube on Monday night...ripped the bastid out and i'm not happy about it :(
Nor was She!
You think 1990 was about 10 years ago and you realise it's nearly 30 years ago!
When you cant stand Cool FM and switch to U105.
When you listen to the Sunday chart show while driving the car and haven't a Scooby doo who any of the artists are any more.
When you are asked have you any notion of retiring !!!
Joined a Gym for the winter months to tighten up my cycling legs, bought a combination lock for the locker set up - forgot my eyesight has gone to f**k and couldn't see the digits in the murky light. A clusterfuck was only avoided on 1st usage as I hadn't locked it properly in the 1st place! :-[ padlock & key bought since.
As long as you didn't put finger and thumb on it to try maximise "screen" lolol
When you're doing the Leaving Cert comparative, trying to explain to kids what life was like growing up in the 80s, and you tell them to ask their parents. And then you realise, you should be saying grandparents...