Calling all Bards - Alternative Valentines messages

Started by An Fear Rua, February 13, 2009, 11:47:23 AM

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An Fear Rua

February 13, 2009, 11:47:23 AM
Heres one to start, do your worst.....


Oh Carol, my heart is full of dismay
On Channel 4's Countdown why didn't you stay?
Two from the top and one from below
You're the mathematicians' Marylin Monroe
Its Grim up North

gawa316

#1
February 13, 2009, 12:20:44 PM
Anyone got anything good to write on a card (that isn't about carol Voderman)

lfdown2

#2
February 13, 2009, 12:32:34 PM
to (insert <their> name)

from (insert <your> name)

SidelineKick

#3
February 13, 2009, 12:36:28 PM
To <insert her / his name>

The time I have spent with you has been the most wonderful time of my life.  The thought of being without you crushes my heart, a pain I would never want to feel.  You are my everything and I want to grow old with you. I love you so much.

Touch my willy.
"If you want to box, say you want to box and we'll box"

Reported.

An Fear Rua

#4
February 13, 2009, 12:38:45 PM
Dear <insert her name if you remember it>

last weekend was one of the best of my life, but there is something I need to tell you

call me urgently on 1850 44 44 44

Its Grim up North

illdecide

#5
February 13, 2009, 12:41:14 PM
Roses are red and violets are blue go f**k yourself you ugly hoor
I can swim a little but i can't fly an inch

SidelineKick

#6
February 13, 2009, 12:44:13 PM
Quote from: illdecide on February 13, 2009, 12:41:14 PM
Roses are red and violets are blue go f**k yourself you ugly hoor

:D :D :D

Bust out laughin in work, again had to disguise it as a cough!
"If you want to box, say you want to box and we'll box"

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armaghniac

#7
February 13, 2009, 12:59:45 PM
a GAA one

Langers wear red, Jackeens wear blue
but I prefer Orange in bed, when having a screw. when hugging with you!
If at first you don't succeed, then goto Plan B

tyrone girl

#8
February 13, 2009, 01:01:04 PM
Do any men actually write corny messages in a valentines card? Thats a serious question by the way

The Real Laoislad

#9
February 13, 2009, 01:05:26 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 13, 2009, 01:01:04 PM
Do any men actually write corny messages in a valentines card? Thats a serious question by the way

Do men actually buy Valentines cards  ???
You'll Never Walk Alone.

tyrone girl

#10
February 13, 2009, 01:07:12 PM
Well i dont mind them buying cards but the man who would write all that corny shyte would turn me  :-\

Minder

#11
February 13, 2009, 01:07:51 PM
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on February 13, 2009, 01:05:26 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 13, 2009, 01:01:04 PM
Do any men actually write corny messages in a valentines card? Thats a serious question by the way

Do men actually buy Valentines cards  ???

Just bought one, £3.95. Broke my f*ckin heart.........
"When it's too tough for them, it's just right for us"

An Fear Rua

#12
February 13, 2009, 01:08:00 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 13, 2009, 01:07:12 PM
Well i dont mind them buying cards but the man who would write all that corny shyte would turn me  :-\
turn you what?
 :o
Its Grim up North

ONeill

#14
February 13, 2009, 01:13:09 PM
My love is like a red red rose.
She is a perennial flower shrub or vine of the genus Rosa, within the family Rosaceae, that contains over 100 species. The species form a group of erect shrubs, and climbing or trailing plants, with stems that are often armed with sharp thorns. Most are native to Asia, with smaller numbers of species native to Europe, North America, and northwest Africa. Natives, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and fragrance.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.
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