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Poll
Question: Fry components...
Option 1: Beans votes: 42
Option 2: Soda Farl votes: 66
Option 3: Potato Bread votes: 74
Option 4: Mushrooms votes: 45
Option 5: Black Pudding votes: 60
Option 6: White Pudding votes: 61
Option 7: Hash Brown votes: 35
Option 8: Fried Tomato votes: 35
Option 9: Tinned Tomato votes: 2
Option 10: Fried Egg votes: 90
Option 11: Scrambled Egg votes: 16
Option 12: Vegetable Roll votes: 24
Option 13: Red Sauce votes: 36
Option 14: Brown Sauce votes: 38
Option 15: Toast votes: 53
Option 16: Pancakes votes: 17
Option 17: Fried Potatoes votes: 13
Title: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 02:26:28 PM
Fella in work says a hash brown is the best part of a fry.  ??? A lot of people have very different ideas on what is in a proper fry. They are almost all wrong.

Bacon and sausages are mandatory.

Select away!

Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: lurganblue on March 05, 2019, 02:32:00 PM
Wouldn't have tomatoes, mushrooms or pudding anywhere about it. Fried egg and it must be runny. That will do for a sauce if the beans aren't available.

No to hash browns too.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Taylor on March 05, 2019, 02:39:29 PM
Tomatoes are a waste of space on a plate (is tinned tomatoes an English thing??).

Vegetable roll while nice to have isnt mandatory. Same for has brown.

Puddings a must have.

What about toast??
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: J70 on March 05, 2019, 02:40:25 PM
What is soda farl??

I'm assuming some kind of bread?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: screenexile on March 05, 2019, 02:45:05 PM
I'd have an auld pancake in there as well if it were available!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: JoG2 on March 05, 2019, 02:48:04 PM
Quote from: Taylor on March 05, 2019, 02:39:29 PM
Tomatoes are a waste of space on a plate (is tinned tomatoes an English thing??).

Vegetable roll while nice to have isnt mandatory. Same for has brown.

Puddings a must have.

What about toast??

love a half tomato fried on the plate. My perfect fry (bread wise)would have soda , fadge (potato bread) and toasted pancake. Maybe even a wee bit of toasted wheaten if about.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: trailer on March 05, 2019, 02:54:09 PM
7 people have already voted for beans. That's an example of everything that is wrong with this board right there. How can you debate with people who think beans belongs on a fry?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: brokencrossbar1 on March 05, 2019, 02:58:45 PM
Quote from: trailer on March 05, 2019, 02:54:09 PM
7 people have already voted for beans. That's an example of everything that is wrong with this board right there. How can you debate with people who think beans belongs on a fry?

I love beans but never on a fry. Every weekend I get a fry pack from the shop and it's bacon, sausages, veg roll, black and white. I would get a soda, mushrooms and pancakes. Fried Pancakes in a fry are amazing, with crispy bacon and runny fried egg....hmmmm....reckon that could be tonight's dinner!!!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: J70 on March 05, 2019, 02:40:25 PM
What is soda farl??

I'm assuming some kind of bread?

Have I really just read that!!!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:01:12 PM
Quote from: J70 on March 05, 2019, 02:40:25 PM
What is soda farl??

I'm assuming some kind of bread?
Have never heard of it before either.
Also who puts brown sauce on anything nevermind on a fry...weirdos.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:04:55 PM
And wtf is a vegetable roll...doesn't sound like something that should be on a fry.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Rossfan on March 05, 2019, 03:06:37 PM
Grill please.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 03:10:45 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:04:55 PM
And wtf is a vegetable roll...doesn't sound like something that should be on a fry.

Vegetable roll is a fried / grilled bright pink mess of very dubious origins.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Taylor on March 05, 2019, 03:11:46 PM
Soda Farl  :o :o

V V surprised some people have never heard of it.

And still no toast on the options? What is wrong with people?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on March 05, 2019, 03:14:41 PM
Wheres the f**king sausages!!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 03:16:11 PM
SAUSAGES AND BACON ARE MANDATORY.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: snoopdog on March 05, 2019, 03:29:37 PM
Vegetable roll is beef sausage meat with spices and usually parsley for the veg. Looks like a small burger.  It's a northern thing along with beef sausages  and soda farms.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Aristo 60 on March 05, 2019, 03:31:39 PM
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on March 05, 2019, 03:14:41 PM
Wheres the f**king sausages!!

And the bacon?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: trailer on March 05, 2019, 03:33:21 PM
Quote from: snoopdog on March 05, 2019, 03:29:37 PM
Vegetable roll is beef sausage meat with spices and usually parsley for the veg. Looks like a small burger.  It's a northern thing along with beef sausages  and soda farms.

When I grow up I want to be a Soda Farmer.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:38:19 PM
Quote from: Aristo 60 on March 05, 2019, 03:31:39 PM
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on March 05, 2019, 03:14:41 PM
Wheres the f**king sausages!!

And the bacon?
Tony Baloney has made a right f**k of the poll to be fair. No sausages,  rashers or fried potatoes on it.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: lurganblue on March 05, 2019, 03:42:28 PM
Anyone who doesn't know what a soda is I feel sorry for you. Although on the bright side you have now discovered that it exists. Enjoy
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Taylor on March 05, 2019, 03:42:54 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:38:19 PM
Quote from: Aristo 60 on March 05, 2019, 03:31:39 PM
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on March 05, 2019, 03:14:41 PM
Wheres the f**king sausages!!

And the bacon?
Tony Baloney has made a right f**k of the poll to be fair. No sausages,  rashers or fried potatoes on it.

The hash brown that you get in the US are class. All diced up. Is that what you even call them
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: trueblue1234 on March 05, 2019, 03:45:07 PM
No Chips?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: GetOverTheBar on March 05, 2019, 03:45:11 PM
Sausage
Egg
Potato Bread
Soda (Small)
Black Pudding
Mushroom
Tomato

Beans.....divisive, I'm happy if they are there but if no beans, it must be Brown Sauce for me.

I live a few miles from the Border - I am the most Ulster/Irish/British wretch you can get.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 03:47:01 PM
Pancakes and toast added for the Brits.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:48:08 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 03:47:01 PM
Pancakes and toast added for the Brits.
What about the sausages and rashers you f**king asswipe.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: trueblue1234 on March 05, 2019, 03:49:15 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:48:08 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 03:47:01 PM
Pancakes and toast added for the Brits.
What about the sausages and rashers you f**king asswipe.

Er

"Bacon and sausages are mandatory."
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: J70 on March 05, 2019, 03:50:17 PM
Quote from: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: J70 on March 05, 2019, 02:40:25 PM
What is soda farl??

I'm assuming some kind of bread?

Have I really just read that!!!

Never heard of it. Not something I've come across either in Donegal or Dublin.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:50:56 PM
Quote from: trueblue1234 on March 05, 2019, 03:49:15 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:48:08 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 03:47:01 PM
Pancakes and toast added for the Brits.
What about the sausages and rashers you f**king asswipe.

Er

"Bacon and sausages are mandatory."
He's still an asswipe.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: GetOverTheBar on March 05, 2019, 03:54:55 PM
Quote from: J70 on March 05, 2019, 03:50:17 PM
Quote from: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: J70 on March 05, 2019, 02:40:25 PM
What is soda farl??

I'm assuming some kind of bread?

Have I really just read that!!!

Never heard of it. Not something I've come across either in Donegal or Dublin.

Hard to get a hold of the Soda's in Dublin for sure - Dundalk would be as far South as it travels I believe ?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 03:58:35 PM
You will never see it again, once a 200% tariff is added, come 30th March.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: BennyCake on March 05, 2019, 04:02:31 PM
Quote from: trailer on March 05, 2019, 02:54:09 PM
7 people have already voted for beans. That's an example of everything that is wrong with this board right there. How can you debate with people who think beans belongs on a fry?

Amen to that.

Beans on a fry? That's pure disgusting.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 04:03:59 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:50:56 PM
Quote from: trueblue1234 on March 05, 2019, 03:49:15 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:48:08 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 03:47:01 PM
Pancakes and toast added for the Brits.
What about the sausages and rashers you f**king asswipe.

Er

"Bacon and sausages are mandatory."
He's still an asswipe.
Put your glasses on!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: GetOverTheBar on March 05, 2019, 04:06:02 PM
Quote from: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 03:58:35 PM
You will never see it again, once a 200% tariff is added, come 30th March.

Us Border Foxes will find a way!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 04:08:22 PM
No market for it....this poll has managed to expose the fact that soda bread has never been heard of, in certain parts anyway. An unexpected result.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: BennyCake on March 05, 2019, 04:09:19 PM
Should have wheaten bread on the list. Toasted, obviously.

Pancake on a fry I thought was an English thing?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: trueblue1234 on March 05, 2019, 04:12:04 PM
I'm glad to see no one has descended to fried bread yet. You'd be as well just getting a bottle of oil and pouring it over the plate.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: illdecide on March 05, 2019, 04:15:30 PM
Bacon
Sausages
Egg (not hard but not runny either)
After the above 3 i don't really care what else is on the fry, they're the 3 main ingredients of a fry no matter where u get it and the only 3 that i care about. Soda is nice but can be a bit dry but with above 3 in it and a we drip of HP Brown sauce...that's the ticket
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: illdecide on March 05, 2019, 04:16:11 PM
Quote from: trueblue1234 on March 05, 2019, 04:12:04 PM
I'm glad to see no one has descended to fried bread yet. You'd be as well just getting a bottle of oil and pouring it over the plate.

Ehh hello....what do you think they do with the Soda bread
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Taylor on March 05, 2019, 04:18:01 PM
Quote from: illdecide on March 05, 2019, 04:16:11 PM
Quote from: trueblue1234 on March 05, 2019, 04:12:04 PM
I'm glad to see no one has descended to fried bread yet. You'd be as well just getting a bottle of oil and pouring it over the plate.

Ehh hello....what do you think they do with the Soda bread

Toast it?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: brokencrossbar1 on March 05, 2019, 04:19:57 PM
Quote from: Taylor on March 05, 2019, 04:18:01 PM
Quote from: illdecide on March 05, 2019, 04:16:11 PM
Quote from: trueblue1234 on March 05, 2019, 04:12:04 PM
I'm glad to see no one has descended to fried bread yet. You'd be as well just getting a bottle of oil and pouring it over the plate.

Ehh hello....what do you think they do with the Soda bread

Toast it?

f**k that....fried in the left over grease from the salty bacon...only job!!!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on March 05, 2019, 04:24:25 PM
Quote from: Taylor on March 05, 2019, 03:42:54 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:38:19 PM
Quote from: Aristo 60 on March 05, 2019, 03:31:39 PM
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on March 05, 2019, 03:14:41 PM
Wheres the f**king sausages!!

And the bacon?
Tony Baloney has made a right f**k of the poll to be fair. No sausages,  rashers or fried potatoes on it.

The hash brown that you get in the US are class. All diced up. Is that what you even call them
Breakfast potatoes.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on March 05, 2019, 04:25:32 PM
Quote from: BennyCake on March 05, 2019, 04:09:19 PM
Should have wheaten bread on the list. Toasted, obviously. SNOB

Pancake on a fry I thought was an English thing?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 04:29:18 PM
Black and White pudding are a must as is a soft fried egg, hash browns are nice but not essential. If it's an evening fry rather than for breakfast then would have to have chips with it. Beans are like hash browns  nice,and completely acceptable part of a fry, but not essential.
A good cut of brown bread smothered in real butter also an excellent addition to any fry.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: BennyCake on March 05, 2019, 04:33:27 PM
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on March 05, 2019, 04:25:32 PM
Quote from: BennyCake on March 05, 2019, 04:09:19 PM
Should have wheaten bread on the list. Toasted, obviously. SNOB

Pancake on a fry I thought was an English thing?

What's snobbish about toasted wheaten?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: J70 on March 05, 2019, 04:33:45 PM
Quote from: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 04:08:22 PM
No market for it....this poll has managed to expose the fact that soda bread has never been heard of, in certain parts anyway. An unexpected result.

I think we've all heard of soda bread.

WTF is "farl" was the question. :)
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: illdecide on March 05, 2019, 04:37:52 PM
Quote from: J70 on March 05, 2019, 04:33:45 PM
Quote from: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 04:08:22 PM
No market for it....this poll has managed to expose the fact that soda bread has never been heard of, in certain parts anyway. An unexpected result.

I think we've all heard of soda bread.

WTF is "farl" was the question. :)

Google it
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 04:38:20 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 04:29:18 PM
Black and White pudding are a must as is a soft fried egg, hash browns are nice but not essential. If it's an evening fry rather than for breakfast then would have to have chips with it. Beans are like hash browns  nice,and completely acceptable part of a fry, but not essential.
A good cut of brown bread smothered in real butter also an excellent addition to any fry.
You'd know you're a Queen's man.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: dec on March 05, 2019, 04:38:59 PM
Quote from: J70 on March 05, 2019, 04:33:45 PM
Quote from: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 04:08:22 PM
No market for it....this poll has managed to expose the fact that soda bread has never been heard of, in certain parts anyway. An unexpected result.

I think we've all heard of soda bread.

WTF is "farl" was the question. :)

It's a Norn Iron thing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farl
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Maiden1 on March 05, 2019, 04:41:21 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 03:01:12 PM
Quote from: J70 on March 05, 2019, 02:40:25 PM
What is soda farl??

I'm assuming some kind of bread?
Have never heard of it before either.
Also who puts brown sauce on anything nevermind on a fry...weirdos.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_breakfast

First time I got a fry in b&b down south and it came out without soda bread or potato bread.

(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/wF9dmcPbnXoPg1az8Fmzx7zXPPg=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/9825985/2017_12_06_20_45_42.gif)
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 04:42:26 PM
Fried wheaten???

Beans on a fry are nothing short of a disgrace. Pure filler shite. Tomato sauce on a fry is a similar level abomination... townie crap!

And while we're on condiments mustard has to be on there no its bits or maybes


Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: johnnycool on March 05, 2019, 04:43:12 PM
Quote from: Aristo 60 on March 05, 2019, 03:31:39 PM
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on March 05, 2019, 03:14:41 PM
Wheres the f**king sausages!!

And the bacon?

AKA Rashers for our Southern friends.

as a young fella away for the weekend in a Feile at 12 years of age in Wexford, had never heard of rashers and politely refused it, but asked could I get some bacon instead....
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Square Ball on March 05, 2019, 04:45:01 PM
Soda, potato bread, sausages, bacon, fried eggs, they have to be runny.
Thats it, beans, mushrooms, hash browns, all an abomination.


Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: trueblue1234 on March 05, 2019, 04:55:49 PM
Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on March 05, 2019, 04:19:57 PM
Quote from: Taylor on March 05, 2019, 04:18:01 PM
Quote from: illdecide on March 05, 2019, 04:16:11 PM
Quote from: trueblue1234 on March 05, 2019, 04:12:04 PM
I'm glad to see no one has descended to fried bread yet. You'd be as well just getting a bottle of oil and pouring it over the plate.

Ehh hello....what do you think they do with the Soda bread

Toast it?

f**k that....fried in the left over grease from the salty bacon...only job!!!

Maybe I need to clarify, no issue with dropping it into a frying pan and giving it a quick sizzle. I'm more on about the deep fried stuff. (That goes for your farl as well Illdecide).
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 05:44:37 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

I think the clue might lie with who even put it up there to begin with.....

And its insignificant in comparison to the 20 philistines who clicked on beans
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 05:46:04 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

Probably call them "tinned toms" into the bargain.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: lurganblue on March 05, 2019, 05:46:51 PM
Someone taking the piss with tinned tomatoes. Are they not just used for pasta sauces etc?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: JoG2 on March 05, 2019, 05:58:40 PM
Anyone throw on a wee bit of fried mince if it's lying about? Nice
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 06:02:34 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 05:44:37 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

I think the clue might lie with who even put it up there to begin with.....

And its insignificant in comparison to the 20 philistines who clicked on beans
;D I have had it before in a fry in England and not to be repeated, but it's on the list as a viable option for the more depraved corner of the gaaboard.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: LooseCannon on March 05, 2019, 06:18:40 PM
IT'S A RASHER, NOT BACON
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Farrandeelin on March 05, 2019, 06:49:47 PM
You left out fried potatoes too.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 07:04:43 PM
Quote from: Farrandeelin on March 05, 2019, 06:49:47 PM
You left out fried potatoes too.
Added.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: J70 on March 05, 2019, 07:06:17 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 05:44:37 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

I think the clue might lie with who even put it up there to begin with.....

And its insignificant in comparison to the 20 philistines who clicked on beans

Have to have beans. :D

Even my local pub in Sunnyside Queens, owned and run by a sound Meath man, serves beans with the Irish breakfast.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: J70 on March 05, 2019, 07:16:24 PM
Quote from: hardstation on March 05, 2019, 07:09:58 PM
Sound Meath man and beans with an Irish breakfast. Go and have a lie down ffs.

;D
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: general_lee on March 05, 2019, 07:25:47 PM
The ambassador Newry used to do a quare oul fry
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: imtommygunn on March 05, 2019, 07:39:11 PM
Haggis and square sausage are great in a fry.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: ziggy90 on March 05, 2019, 07:40:04 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

Hands up. I love 'em on a fry and can't understand anyone who doesn't.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: NetNitrate on March 05, 2019, 07:40:33 PM
Quote from: Square Ball on March 05, 2019, 04:45:01 PM
Soda, potato bread, sausages, bacon, fried eggs, they have to be runny.
Thats it, beans, mushrooms, hash browns, all an abomination.

Where's the Black Pudding? Not an Irish fry without that.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: laoislad on March 05, 2019, 07:41:44 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 07:04:43 PM
Quote from: Farrandeelin on March 05, 2019, 06:49:47 PM
You left out fried potatoes too.
Added.
Not much good adding it now...can't vote anymore once you've voted...asswipe.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 08:53:50 PM
Quote from: imtommygunn on March 05, 2019, 07:39:11 PM
Haggis and square sausage are great in a fry.
Agree on haggis.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: macdanger2 on March 05, 2019, 08:56:17 PM
Quote from: LooseCannon on March 05, 2019, 06:18:40 PM
IT'S A RASHER, NOT BACON

Agreed. Bacon is a boiled meat served with cabbage or turnip.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: macdanger2 on March 05, 2019, 08:58:18 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

Never realised such a thing existed as part of a fry. Do you just horse a tin of tomatoes into the pan or what?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: macdanger2 on March 05, 2019, 08:58:18 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

Never realised such a thing existed as part of a fry. Do you just horse a tin of tomatoes into the pan or what?
Behold.

(https://m0.joe.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/13175930/CO8lXMBW8AAou0O.jpg)
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Farrandeelin on March 05, 2019, 09:06:44 PM
I voted tinned tomatoes. Hadn't a clue what they were before my wife put them in front of me.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: gallsman on March 05, 2019, 09:10:14 PM
Quote from: trueblue1234 on March 05, 2019, 03:45:07 PM
No Chips?

Chips on a fry are for prods only, surely.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: BennyCake on March 05, 2019, 09:29:44 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: macdanger2 on March 05, 2019, 08:58:18 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

Never realised such a thing existed as part of a fry. Do you just horse a tin of tomatoes into the pan or what?
Behold.

(https://m0.joe.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/13175930/CO8lXMBW8AAou0O.jpg)

Oh sweet Jaysus...
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 09:30:32 PM
That's exactly like the kinda shite youd get served up in Belfast...... or Meath by the sounds of things.

I'd take toast and tell them they are a disgrace
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: JoG2 on March 05, 2019, 09:32:12 PM
Quote from: gallsman on March 05, 2019, 09:10:14 PM
Quote from: trueblue1234 on March 05, 2019, 03:45:07 PM
No Chips?

Chips on a fry are for prods only, surely.

That not known as a 'golfers fry'? V neck wearing hoors

Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 09:35:43 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: macdanger2 on March 05, 2019, 08:58:18 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

Never realised such a thing existed as part of a fry. Do you just horse a tin of tomatoes into the pan or what?
Behold.

(https://m0.joe.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/13175930/CO8lXMBW8AAou0O.jpg)

"I ordered a fry, not a swimming pool".
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: ziggy90 on March 05, 2019, 09:39:06 PM
Rashers/bacon, sausages, black and white pudding, fried egg (not touching), vegetable roll, potato cake, soda bread and then the piece de resistance.
Oh, and it needs to be fried in lard.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: thewobbler on March 05, 2019, 09:40:38 PM
I do like an Ulster Fry best.

Bacon, sausage, egg, white and black pudding, soda and slim. Nothing runny apart from the egg.

The Irish got it all wrong swapping the bread out for mushrooms and tomato.

The English got it badly wrong by tossing out the bread for beans, mushrooms and tomato. Especially the tinned tomato as mentioned above. Its only purpose in life is for pasta sauce.

Any form of potatoes is for greedy fat bastards.

While I am partial to a hash brown or two, they probably have no place on a proper fry either. Ulster is right.



Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: armaghniac on March 05, 2019, 09:46:25 PM
Beans are disgusting at breakfast.
You are allowed a pancake for today only.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 09:46:36 PM
I thought an Ulster Fry had to be made from the Ulster Pig

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_White_Ulster_pig
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 09:51:33 PM
Also what peoples opinion on the bacon?
Streaky or back?

What's the story with eggs are we allowed them over easy/med or so they have to be sunny side up?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 10:04:37 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 09:51:33 PM
Also what peoples opinion on the bacon?
Streaky or back?

What's the story with eggs are we allowed them over easy/med or so they have to be sunny side up?
In our house they're over easy. The missus insists on it after me giving her a partially cooked sunny side up about 10 years ago.  ::)

I like the really crispy, paper thin streaky you get in Americay, but at home it's always back bacon crispy enough to eat the rind.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: LooseCannon on March 05, 2019, 10:10:52 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 09:51:33 PM
Also what peoples opinion on the bacon?
Streaky or back?

What's the story with eggs are we allowed them over easy/med or so they have to be sunny side up?
It's a f**king RASHER!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: BennyCake on March 05, 2019, 10:11:21 PM
Is this 'Ulster Fry' a Protestant invention?

I've never used that term in my life.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Milltown Row2 on March 05, 2019, 10:14:28 PM
Ulster fry

Eggs
Sausage
Bacon
Soda
Potato bread
Fried pancakes
Veg roll
Mug of tea

Far nicer than a free state fry.


Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: BennyCake on March 05, 2019, 10:15:07 PM
Quote from: LooseCannon on March 05, 2019, 10:10:52 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 09:51:33 PM
Also what peoples opinion on the bacon?
Streaky or back?

What's the story with eggs are we allowed them over easy/med or so they have to be sunny side up?
It's a f**king RASHER!

Bacon.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 10:16:28 PM
What is a veg roll?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Milltown Row2 on March 05, 2019, 10:17:22 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 10:16:28 PM
What is a veg roll?

Spicy meat in shape of a very small burger, delicious

I'm off fry's for Lent
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: ziggy90 on March 05, 2019, 10:19:21 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 10:16:28 PM
What is a veg roll?

Go to the butcher's in Ballygawley and ask for some.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 10:23:36 PM
Quote from: ziggy90 on March 05, 2019, 10:19:21 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 10:16:28 PM
What is a veg roll?

Go to the butcher's in Ballygawley and ask for some.

Traynors? Or the other one?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 10:24:28 PM
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on March 05, 2019, 10:17:22 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 10:16:28 PM
What is a veg roll?

Spicy meat in shape of a very small burger, delicious

I'm off fry's for Lent
Years ago a vegetarian girl in work was over from America and asked for vegetable roll in the work canteen until someone explained it was made from meat. Confused.

(https://i2-prod.belfastlive.co.uk/incoming/article9103414.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/vegetableroll600.jpg)

:P
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 10:27:49 PM
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on March 05, 2019, 10:17:22 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 10:16:28 PM
What is a veg roll?

Spicy meat in shape of a very small burger, delicious

I'm off fry's for Lent

Oh aye them wee yokes never knew that's what they were called. Are the Chinese rolls not called that too?

I'd gobble them up if they were there but wouldn't have them on an authentic plate
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 10:28:57 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 10:24:28 PM
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on March 05, 2019, 10:17:22 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 10:16:28 PM
What is a veg roll?

Spicy meat in shape of a very small burger, delicious

I'm off fry's for Lent
Years ago a vegetarian girl in work was over from America and asked for vegetable roll in the work canteen until someone explained it was made from meat. Confused.

(https://i2-prod.belfastlive.co.uk/incoming/article9103414.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/vegetableroll600.jpg)

:P

Same happens me with sausage rolls get fooled everytime?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Harold Disgracey on March 05, 2019, 11:05:01 PM
Pancakes have no place in a fry. Sausage, bacon, soda, potato bread, black & white pudding & a fried egg with red sauce.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: BennyCake on March 05, 2019, 11:08:16 PM
Quote from: Harold Disgracey on March 05, 2019, 11:05:01 PM
Pancakes have no place in a fry. Sausage, bacon, soda, potato bread, black & white pudding & a fried egg with red sauce.

Now that's a fry!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Mayo4Sam on March 05, 2019, 11:11:53 PM
Quote from: BennyCake on March 05, 2019, 10:15:07 PM
Quote from: LooseCannon on March 05, 2019, 10:10:52 PM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 09:51:33 PM
Also what peoples opinion on the bacon?
Streaky or back?

What's the story with eggs are we allowed them over easy/med or so they have to be sunny side up?
It's a f**king RASHER!

Bacon.

Protestant





Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Mayo4Sam on March 05, 2019, 11:13:45 PM
Potato bread is probably the best thing to come out of the north

Anyone who has a beef sausage over a pork sausage belongs with the people who put beans on a fry
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Harold Disgracey on March 05, 2019, 11:16:21 PM
Quote from: Mayo4Sam on March 05, 2019, 11:13:45 PM
Potato bread is probably the best thing to come out of the north

Anyone who has a beef sausage over a pork sausage belongs with the people who put beans on a fry

You really should try Portadown's gift to the culinary world, potato apple bread!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: snoopdog on March 05, 2019, 11:20:22 PM
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on March 05, 2019, 10:14:28 PM
Ulster fry

Eggs
Sausage
Bacon
Soda
Potato bread
Fried pancakes
Veg roll
Mug of tea

Far nicer than a free state fry.
And all in the soda farl bar the tea and pancake. Breakfast of champions. Living in Dublin the sody is badly missed.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Farrandeelin on March 05, 2019, 11:24:06 PM
Quote from: Harold Disgracey on March 05, 2019, 11:05:01 PM
Pancakes have no place in a fry. Sausage, bacon, soda, potato bread, black & white pudding & a fried egg with red sauce.

Minus the red sauce and you have her.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 11:35:15 PM
Quote from: Harold Disgracey on March 05, 2019, 11:05:01 PM
Pancakes have no place in a fry. Sausage, bacon, soda, potato bread, black & white pudding & a fried egg with red sauce.
I'd swap your white pudding for mushrooms and take HP sauce but that's a tidy feed. Mug of tae.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: heganboy on March 06, 2019, 01:15:19 AM

Ah breakfast- my absolute favourite topic

so this is one of those things where the only fry we should really be talking about is the ulster fry,

Its the superior sort of a breakfast...

also- tea- must be a mug of tea from a tea pot.

Coffee with the full ulster is just an abomination, and I drink 4-5 coffees a day, but I know their place



I know it's a separate topic- but any thoughts on the ideal filling on a Belfast Bap?

sausages, bacon and egg (just a wee shade past runny) with a bit of brown sauce if all is going well.

None of these things ever go well in other countries.

and also- how can americans not do sausage rolls???? Pigs in a blanket just don't cut it.

and thoughts on best brand of pudding- white and black?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: ziggy90 on March 06, 2019, 06:37:27 AM
Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 10:23:36 PM
Quote from: ziggy90 on March 05, 2019, 10:19:21 PM


Quote from: omaghjoe on March 05, 2019, 10:16:28 PM
What is a veg roll?

Go to the butcher's in Ballygawley and ask for some.

Traynors? Or the other one?

Either.
It's Kosher.  ;)
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 08:02:56 AM
Quote from: heganboy on March 06, 2019, 01:15:19 AM

Ah breakfast- my absolute favourite topic

so this is one of those things where the only fry we should really be talking about is the ulster fry,

Its the superior sort of a breakfast...

also- tea- must be a mug of tea from a tea pot.

Coffee with the full ulster is just an abomination, and I drink 4-5 coffees a day, but I know their place



I know it's a separate topic- but any thoughts on the ideal filling on a Belfast Bap?

sausages, bacon and egg (just a wee shade past runny) with a bit of brown sauce if all is going well.

None of these things ever go well in other countries.

and also- how can americans not do sausage rolls???? Pigs in a blanket just don't cut it.

and thoughts on best brand of pudding- white and black?
Best Black pudding bar none.
http://www.kellysbutchers.com/kellys_black_pudding?search=Black
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: LeoMc on March 06, 2019, 08:05:15 AM
Quote from: J70 on March 05, 2019, 03:50:17 PM
Quote from: playwiththewind1st on March 05, 2019, 02:59:54 PM
Quote from: J70 on March 05, 2019, 02:40:25 PM
What is soda farl??

I'm assuming some kind of bread?

Have I really just read that!!!

Never heard of it. Not something I've come across either in Donegal or Dublin.

Went into a chippie in Bunbeg once and asked if they did Bacon Egg Sodas. Girls said they had Fanta or coke.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 06, 2019, 08:08:10 AM
Don't worry - that passes for a sensible conversation in Donegal.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Taylor on March 06, 2019, 08:19:12 AM
Steak, eggs sunnyside up and breakfast potatoes is another tasty breakfast.
Runs a fry very close
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 09:12:23 AM
I like to finely chop a raw onion and throw it over the fry also.
Tastes great with the sausages and rashers.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Godsown on March 06, 2019, 09:21:15 AM
Quote from: imtommygunn on March 05, 2019, 07:39:11 PM
Haggis and square sausage are great in a fry.
Square sausage and veg roll are same thing only different shape
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Keyser soze on March 06, 2019, 09:32:25 AM
Fried egg, pancake [like a soda but getting it fried correctly so that it isn't too dry always seems be beyond most establishments], and fadge. I don't mind mushrooms and can take black pudding.

Beans, veggie roll, sauce etc are all no-nos and when they are on the menu I always swap them out for an extra egg, or preferably 2. Or 3. 

Cup of tae always with a fry.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Taylor on March 06, 2019, 09:41:24 AM
Quote from: Keyser soze on March 06, 2019, 09:32:25 AM
Fried egg, pancake [like a soda but getting it fried correctly so that it isn't too dry always seems be beyond most establishments], and fadge. I don't mind mushrooms and can take black pudding.

Beans, veggie roll, sauce etc are all no-nos and when they are on the menu I always swap them out for an extra egg, or preferably 2. Or 3. 

Cup of tae always with a fry.

What in honour of christ is fadge???
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 06, 2019, 09:54:08 AM
Quote from: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 09:12:23 AM
I like to finely chop a raw onion and throw it over the fry also.
Tastes great with the sausages and rashers.

We are straying into burger van fayre there - reminds me of Ringo's van that sat outside QUB students' union.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Keyser soze on March 06, 2019, 09:59:00 AM
Quote from: Taylor on March 06, 2019, 09:41:24 AM
Quote from: Keyser soze on March 06, 2019, 09:32:25 AM
Fried egg, pancake [like a soda but getting it fried correctly so that it isn't too dry always seems be beyond most establishments], and fadge. I don't mind mushrooms and can take black pudding.

Beans, veggie roll, sauce etc are all no-nos and when they are on the menu I always swap them out for an extra egg, or preferably 2. Or 3. 

Cup of tae always with a fry.

What in honour of christ is fadge???

Potato bread.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: snoopdog on March 06, 2019, 10:06:07 AM
 Anyone ever hear of potato bread being called slim?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: johnnycool on March 06, 2019, 10:12:12 AM
Quote from: snoopdog on March 06, 2019, 10:06:07 AM
Anyone ever hear of potato bread being called slim?

slims?
I always thought that was a Belfast thing.

Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 06, 2019, 10:14:12 AM
Nobody slim in Belfast, with all these feckin fries being chomped.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:31:08 PM
bacon x 2, Sausage x 2, Soft eggs, Fadge x 2, Soda and muhrooms. The odd day a fried Apple is nice.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: RedHand88 on March 06, 2019, 12:45:37 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:31:08 PM
bacon x 2, Sausage x 2, Soft eggs, Fadge x 2, Soda and muhrooms. The odd day a fried Apple is nice.

The WTF thread is thataway!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:47:11 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on March 06, 2019, 12:45:37 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:31:08 PM
bacon x 2, Sausage x 2, Soft eggs, Fadge x 2, Soda and muhrooms. The odd day a fried Apple is nice.

The WTF thread is thataway!

try it.. trust me!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: brokencrossbar1 on March 06, 2019, 12:54:26 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:47:11 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on March 06, 2019, 12:45:37 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:31:08 PM
bacon x 2, Sausage x 2, Soft eggs, Fadge x 2, Soda and muhrooms. The odd day a fried Apple is nice.

The WTF thread is thataway!

try it.. trust me!

I will tonight and if it's rank I'll do a Bryan Mills on you!!!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 01:06:19 PM
Quote from: brokencrossbar1 on March 06, 2019, 12:54:26 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:47:11 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on March 06, 2019, 12:45:37 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:31:08 PM
bacon x 2, Sausage x 2, Soft eggs, Fadge x 2, Soda and muhrooms. The odd day a fried Apple is nice.

The WTF thread is thataway!

try it.. trust me!

I will tonight and if it's rank I'll do a Bryan Mills on you!!!

;) ;)
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: RedHand88 on March 06, 2019, 01:14:35 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:47:11 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on March 06, 2019, 12:45:37 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:31:08 PM
bacon x 2, Sausage x 2, Soft eggs, Fadge x 2, Soda and muhrooms. The odd day a fried Apple is nice.

The WTF thread is thataway!

try it.. trust me!

There's just something inherently wrong about fried fruit!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 01:17:09 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on March 06, 2019, 01:14:35 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:47:11 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on March 06, 2019, 12:45:37 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:31:08 PM
bacon x 2, Sausage x 2, Soft eggs, Fadge x 2, Soda and muhrooms. The odd day a fried Apple is nice.

The WTF thread is thataway!

try it.. trust me!

There's just something inherently wrong about fried fruit!

It was a Carmen man who made me a fry with them on it!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Milltown Row2 on March 06, 2019, 01:21:13 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on March 06, 2019, 01:14:35 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:47:11 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on March 06, 2019, 12:45:37 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:31:08 PM
bacon x 2, Sausage x 2, Soft eggs, Fadge x 2, Soda and muhrooms. The odd day a fried Apple is nice.

The WTF thread is thataway!

try it.. trust me!

There's just something inherently wrong about fried fruit!

Batter banana?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 06, 2019, 01:31:38 PM
"Never, never, never, never, never, never"
On an Ulster Fry.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Taylor on March 06, 2019, 01:47:35 PM
Fruit should not be fried full stop  :o
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: lurganblue on March 06, 2019, 02:14:18 PM
Quote from: Taylor on March 06, 2019, 01:47:35 PM
Fruit should not be fried full stop  :o

This includes Tomatoes.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 06, 2019, 02:18:38 PM
Now, then, would that be da tinned toms or da fried tomatoes?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Taylor on March 06, 2019, 02:43:20 PM
Quote from: playwiththewind1st on March 06, 2019, 02:18:38 PM
Now, then, would that be da tinned toms or da fried tomatoes?

Tomato is a fruit so wouldnt matter
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 03:01:19 PM
Quote from: Milltown Row2 on March 06, 2019, 01:21:13 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on March 06, 2019, 01:14:35 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:47:11 PM
Quote from: RedHand88 on March 06, 2019, 12:45:37 PM
Quote from: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 12:31:08 PM
bacon x 2, Sausage x 2, Soft eggs, Fadge x 2, Soda and muhrooms. The odd day a fried Apple is nice.

The WTF thread is thataway!

try it.. trust me!

There's just something inherently wrong about fried fruit!

Batter banana?

Superb when done correctly.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: gallsman on March 06, 2019, 03:37:47 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 09:12:23 AM
I like to finely chop a raw onion and throw it over the fry also.
Tastes great with the sausages and rashers.

Fuckin' weirdo.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 04:00:58 PM
Quote from: gallsman on March 06, 2019, 03:37:47 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 09:12:23 AM
I like to finely chop a raw onion and throw it over the fry also.
Tastes great with the sausages and rashers.

Fuckin' weirdo.
There is guys here who use brown sauce,fried apples and tinned feckin tomatoes on their fry yet I'm the weirdo!!!!
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: playwiththewind1st on March 06, 2019, 04:07:04 PM
It's amazing what one simple thread about the composition of a fry has exposed. I think we need a public enquiry.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Taylor on March 06, 2019, 04:13:20 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 04:00:58 PM
Quote from: gallsman on March 06, 2019, 03:37:47 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 09:12:23 AM
I like to finely chop a raw onion and throw it over the fry also.
Tastes great with the sausages and rashers.

Fuckin' weirdo.
There is guys here who use brown sauce,fried apples and tinned feckin tomatoes on their fry yet I'm the weirdo!!!!

Agree about the tinned tomatoes and fried apples but brown sauce?? Thats a staple for a fry
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: macdanger2 on March 06, 2019, 04:37:28 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: macdanger2 on March 05, 2019, 08:58:18 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

Never realised such a thing existed as part of a fry. Do you just horse a tin of tomatoes into the pan or what?
Behold.

(https://m0.joe.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/13175930/CO8lXMBW8AAou0O.jpg)

Christ above  :o
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: paddyjohn on March 06, 2019, 04:44:25 PM
Tinned tomatoes are rancid stuff. Diced potatoes?
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: STREET FIGHTER on March 06, 2019, 04:45:00 PM
Quote from: macdanger2 on March 06, 2019, 04:37:28 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: macdanger2 on March 05, 2019, 08:58:18 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

Never realised such a thing existed as part of a fry. Do you just horse a tin of tomatoes into the pan or what?
Behold.

(https://m0.joe.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/13175930/CO8lXMBW8AAou0O.jpg)

Christ above  :o

Whoever made that plate of food needs to take a good long look at themselves.....
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: lurganblue on March 06, 2019, 04:45:50 PM
Rate my plate would do damage to that pic.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: STREET FIGHTER on March 06, 2019, 04:49:06 PM
2 x sausage
3 x bacon
1 fried egg (harder than softer)
White pudding
Black pudding
Soda
Potato bread
Toast
Brown sauce
Tea

*toasted wheaten can be nice, fried pancake maybe, a few chips if its the evening time

*no tomatoes, no mushrooms, no beans, no hash browns
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: gallsman on March 06, 2019, 04:56:54 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 04:00:58 PM
Quote from: gallsman on March 06, 2019, 03:37:47 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 09:12:23 AM
I like to finely chop a raw onion and throw it over the fry also.
Tastes great with the sausages and rashers.

Fuckin' weirdo.
There is guys here who use brown sauce,fried apples and tinned feckin tomatoes on their fry yet I'm the weirdo!!!!

They're all weirdos too.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: BennyCake on March 06, 2019, 05:14:34 PM
Quote from: STREET FIGHTER on March 06, 2019, 04:45:00 PM
Quote from: macdanger2 on March 06, 2019, 04:37:28 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 09:06:16 PM
Quote from: macdanger2 on March 05, 2019, 08:58:18 PM
Quote from: Tony Baloney on March 05, 2019, 05:11:53 PM
The poll is anonymous but I think it is important we root out the person who likes tinned tomatoes on their fry. I'm going for Ziggy90 or one of the other England dwellers.

Never realised such a thing existed as part of a fry. Do you just horse a tin of tomatoes into the pan or what?
Behold.

(https://m0.joe.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/13175930/CO8lXMBW8AAou0O.jpg)

Christ above  :o

Whoever made that plate of food needs to take a good long look at themselves.....

Yes, but only after the swelling and the black eyes disappear :D
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Puckoon on March 06, 2019, 05:35:03 PM
Items on the list can come and go but as well as the Sausages and Bacon, the following are mandatory - at least in Mammy's house

Sausage x 2
Thick Bacon x 2
Fried Potato Bread x 2 halves diagonally cut
Fried Soda far x 1 half - again diagonally cut
Eggs, scrambled hard.
HP sauce

Honorable mentions for the following additions if required
Good sauteed mushrooms
Beans (popular in British breakfasts stateside, which sometimes is as close as an Irish exile can get)
Black and White pudding

Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: TheOptimist on March 06, 2019, 05:38:11 PM
Not alot of love for the scrambled egg, a must for me!

Worst things about down south hotels is their lack of soda farls and potato bread for Breakfast.

Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: BennyCake on March 06, 2019, 06:03:35 PM
Quote from: TheOptimist on March 06, 2019, 05:38:11 PM
Not alot of love for the scrambled egg, a must for me!

Worst things about down south hotels is their lack of soda farls and potato bread for Breakfast.

The 'British' bit in the title must be included for them
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on March 06, 2019, 05:35:03 PM
Items on the list can come and go but as well as the Sausages and Bacon, the following are mandatory - at least in Mammy's house

Sausage x 2
Thick Bacon x 2
Fried Potato Bread x 2 halves diagonally cut
Fried Soda far x 1 half - again diagonally cut
Eggs, scrambled hard.
HP sauce


Doesn't sound great. Basically a load of bread with some rubbery eggs and an auld sausage thrown on the plate.
You  Nordies really  haven't a clue about a proper fry up.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: BennyCake on March 06, 2019, 06:09:55 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on March 06, 2019, 05:35:03 PM
Items on the list can come and go but as well as the Sausages and Bacon, the following are mandatory - at least in Mammy's house

Sausage x 2
Thick Bacon x 2
Fried Potato Bread x 2 halves diagonally cut
Fried Soda far x 1 half - again diagonally cut
Eggs, scrambled hard.
HP sauce


Doesn't sound great. Basically a load of bread with some rubbery eggs and an auld sausage thrown on the plate.
You  Nordies really  haven't a clue about a proper fry up.

Don't you ever get tired of your anti-northern campaign? You must be exhausted thinking them up.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 06:11:03 PM
Quote from: BennyCake on March 06, 2019, 06:09:55 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on March 06, 2019, 05:35:03 PM
Items on the list can come and go but as well as the Sausages and Bacon, the following are mandatory - at least in Mammy's house

Sausage x 2
Thick Bacon x 2
Fried Potato Bread x 2 halves diagonally cut
Fried Soda far x 1 half - again diagonally cut
Eggs, scrambled hard.
HP sauce


Doesn't sound great. Basically a load of bread with some rubbery eggs and an auld sausage thrown on the plate.
You  Nordies really  haven't a clue about a proper fry up.

Don't you ever get tired of your anti-northern campaign? You must be exhausted thinking them up.
U ok hun ? x x
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: Puckoon on March 06, 2019, 06:14:49 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 06:07:15 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on March 06, 2019, 05:35:03 PM
Items on the list can come and go but as well as the Sausages and Bacon, the following are mandatory - at least in Mammy's house

Sausage x 2
Thick Bacon x 2
Fried Potato Bread x 2 halves diagonally cut
Fried Soda far x 1 half - again diagonally cut
Eggs, scrambled hard.
HP sauce


Doesn't sound great. Basically a load of bread with some rubbery eggs and an auld sausage thrown on the plate.
You  Nordies really  haven't a clue about a proper fry up.

Washed down with some Bulmer's in the morning, or stout in the afternoon and you'd be happy enough.
Title: Re: Your Ulster/Irish/British Fry
Post by: ziggy90 on March 06, 2019, 06:45:52 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 04:00:58 PM
Quote from: gallsman on March 06, 2019, 03:37:47 PM
Quote from: laoislad on March 06, 2019, 09:12:23 AM
I like to finely chop a raw onion and throw it over the fry also.
Tastes great with the sausages and rashers.

Fuckin' weirdo.
There is guys here who use brown sauce,fried apples and tinned feckin tomatoes on their fry yet I'm the weirdo!!!!

Anyone who can support two European Cup winning clubs from the same country is the very definition of a "weirdo"!!
Victory to the tinned tomatoes.