Heres one to start, do your worst.....
Oh Carol, my heart is full of dismay
On Channel 4's Countdown why didn't you stay?
Two from the top and one from below
You're the mathematicians' Marylin Monroe
Anyone got anything good to write on a card (that isn't about carol Voderman)
to (insert <their> name)
from (insert <your> name)
To <insert her / his name>
The time I have spent with you has been the most wonderful time of my life. The thought of being without you crushes my heart, a pain I would never want to feel. You are my everything and I want to grow old with you. I love you so much.
Touch my willy.
Dear <insert her name if you remember it>
last weekend was one of the best of my life, but there is something I need to tell you
call me urgently on 1850 44 44 44
Roses are red and violets are blue go f**k yourself you ugly hoor
Quote from: illdecide on February 13, 2009, 12:41:14 PM
Roses are red and violets are blue go f**k yourself you ugly hoor
:D :D :D
Bust out laughin in work, again had to disguise it as a cough!
a GAA one
Langers wear red, Jackeens wear blue
but I prefer Orange in bed, when having a screw. when hugging with you!
Do any men actually write corny messages in a valentines card? Thats a serious question by the way
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 13, 2009, 01:01:04 PM
Do any men actually write corny messages in a valentines card? Thats a serious question by the way
Do men actually buy Valentines cards ???
Well i dont mind them buying cards but the man who would write all that corny shyte would turn me :-\
Quote from: The Real Laoislad on February 13, 2009, 01:05:26 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 13, 2009, 01:01:04 PM
Do any men actually write corny messages in a valentines card? Thats a serious question by the way
Do men actually buy Valentines cards ???
Just bought one, £3.95. Broke my f*ckin heart.........
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 13, 2009, 01:07:12 PM
Well i dont mind them buying cards but the man who would write all that corny shyte would turn me :-\
turn you what?
:o
My love is like a red red rose.
She is a perennial flower shrub or vine of the genus Rosa, within the family Rosaceae, that contains over 100 species. The species form a group of erect shrubs, and climbing or trailing plants, with stems that are often armed with sharp thorns. Most are native to Asia, with smaller numbers of species native to Europe, North America, and northwest Africa. Natives, cultivars and hybrids are all widely grown for their beauty and fragrance.
Well a cards nice but dont want a load of rubbish written inside it. He can show me his love in other ways.
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 13, 2009, 01:16:48 PM
Well a cards nice but dont want a load of rubbish written inside it. He can show me his love in other ways.
Your some little minx... :)
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 13, 2009, 01:16:48 PM
Well a cards nice but dont want a load of rubbish written inside it. He can show me his love in other ways.
A) Helping you to dry the dishes after you've washed them.
B) Thank you for getting him the beer instead of a grunt/silence.
C) Pat on the head and 'you're a good'un'.
Well my car needs taxed maybe he could go do that for me, and pay for it too. Thats better that something stupid. And i wouldnt feel obliged to give him anything in return. After all valentines is for the girls :P
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 13, 2009, 01:29:11 PM
After all valentines is for the girls :P
Thats where your wrong..
Valentines is for the places like Hallmark and Interflora
So Laois Lad what do u get ur girlfriend?
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 13, 2009, 01:42:40 PM
So Laois Lad what do u get ur girlfriend?
Honestly,hand on heart for Valentines I don't get anything,never have never will...
Its a complete joke of a day IMHO
I think you can show love any day, a special day is not needed.
Anyways if I came home with a bunch of flower's for her she would get suspicious and think I was after doing something wrong :D
Anyway I have a garden full of the stuff,if she wants flowers I'll go out and pick her some..
That buying card thingie is a load of crop...and sending flowers is for pansies (did you like that pun) but seriously flowers/cards and all that soppy sh1t is not for me and i'd guess 90% of the rest of us...(i hope)
card oxfam 99p
two bunches of tulips at Marks & sparks £5
and not a hint of valentine off either
job done.
I wont get a card as she knows I hate the day, she likes it and wanted a card, so I get one for her.
Same as me. I couldnt give a shit if she never gave me a card, its a load of balls. I get her a card because she wants one, why rock the boat?
THIS'LL DO
Quote from: SidelineKick on February 13, 2009, 12:36:28 PM
To <insert her / his name>
The time I have spent with you has been the most wonderful time of my life. The thought of being without you crushes my heart, a pain I would never want to feel. You are my everything and I want to grow old with you. I love you so much.
Touch my willy.
:D :D
Roses are Red
Veins are Blue
There's 1 in my c**k
Just waiting for you
QuoteWell i dont mind them buying cards but the man who would write all that corny shyte would turn me Undecided
To paraphrase Elvis "you're an MS in disguise oh yes you are, an MS in disguise hmmmm."
:o :o :o Im deeply offended
Just got this in a pm!
Roses are red
But the price is just silly
So forget all that shite
Just show me yer willy!
The local butcher had a special on sat, Strawberry and Cava sausages.
They were very very good, but the wife didnt appreciate the fact that I had got her sausages for vals day.
I give nothing, in fact it wasnt even mentioned.
Think after five years she's learning.
Quote from: hardstation on February 15, 2009, 08:37:04 PM
Pints, is this 'she', 'housemate' etc a hamster?
I don't know how you manage it otherwise.
Can of worms
Quote from: hardstation on February 15, 2009, 08:37:04 PM
Pints, is this 'she', 'housemate' etc a hamster?
I don't know how you manage it otherwise.
:D
Manage what?
I had a table booked for Valentine's night after the match in the Athletic grounds.
It was a waste of time - she's crap at snooker.
Quote from: hardstation on February 15, 2009, 08:46:05 PM
Quote from: pintsofguinness on February 15, 2009, 08:40:56 PM
Quote from: hardstation on February 15, 2009, 08:37:04 PM
Pints, is this 'she', 'housemate' etc a hamster?
I don't know how you manage it otherwise.
:D
Manage what?
Not getting the head ate of ye.
Because she knows there isn't room in any relationsip for two moaners!
To be fair 95% of the time she's extremely easy going (think polar opposite to me) and knows I wouldnt listen to shite even if she did go on with it!
im picturing the most stunning deaf mute in history.
Only a mug would spend a fortune on flowers that will be dead in a few days. I used to be that soldier until I caught myself on.
Card and small bunch from marks and spencers this year and a feed that the missus cooked and I ate with the baby slung over my shoulder!
Children are a natural and very effective contraceptive!
Quote from: SidelineKick on February 13, 2009, 12:36:28 PM
To <insert her / his name>
The time I have spent with you has been the most wonderful time of my life. The thought of being without you crushes my heart, a pain I would never want to feel. You are my everything and I want to grow old with you. I love you so much.
Touch my willy.
Used that one Sideline!! Didn't work though!
Er...When's Valentines day?
Next year
Quote from: noeldebrun on February 15, 2009, 11:23:30 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
i saw a cow
and thought of you
lol i bet you got far with that one! ::)
valentines to be honest is a pile of sh1t, im a girl an dont c the point of it (and no before any "ur just bitter etc" quotes come my way!)im not available ;) :-*
trying to eat out on that nite, its like a cattle market!
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't £250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Quote from: Derry Dolly on February 16, 2009, 11:27:32 AM
Quote from: noeldebrun on February 15, 2009, 11:23:30 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
i saw a cow
and thought of you
lol i bet you got far with that one! ::)
valentines to be honest is a pile of sh1t, im a girl an dont c the point of it (and no before any "ur just bitter etc" quotes come my way!)im not available ;) :-*
trying to eat out on that nite, its like a cattle market!
That's Derry for you. You should try somewhere more civilised - like Antrim or Armagh.
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 13, 2009, 01:07:12 PM
Well i dont mind them buying cards but the man who would write all that corny shyte would turn me :-\
who was telling you ;D ;D ;D ;D
What u on about now? ::)
Quote from: T O Hare on February 16, 2009, 02:04:39 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 13, 2009, 01:07:12 PM
Well i dont mind them buying cards but the man who would write all that corny shyte would turn me :-\
who was telling you ;D ;D ;D ;D
T women see that as a formula...lol write it down for them to understand it
Hmm formulas from him? :o
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 17, 2009, 11:51:19 AM
Hmm formulas from him? :o
:D :D :D
Well my reading of it was how would you know as nobody would send you any cards...
But thats a bit unfair as he doesn't know if your a fox or a wildebeast...
Hmmm well if i was single maybe i wouldnt get any ::)
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 17, 2009, 12:07:35 PM
Hmmm well if i was single maybe i wouldnt get any ::)
Jasus i don't know about that...the first sign of fluff on the board here and guys are sending PM's to the females checking them out so i'd say you might have got a few cards from lads here if you'd have played your cards right...(if you'd have been single)
Quote from: illdecide on February 17, 2009, 12:03:36 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 17, 2009, 11:51:19 AM
Hmm formulas from him? :o
:D :D :D
Well my reading of it was how would you know as nobody would send you any cards...
But thats a bit unfair as he doesn't know if your a fox or a wildebeast...
:D :D :D :D
Tyrone girl is a foxy mucksavage ;) ;)
Like u would know :P
Nope but i bet you have :D
Behave ildecide i had no tyrone top on!!
U got better looking, well maybe id look twice at u this time then ;) :D
Quote from: illdecide on February 17, 2009, 12:49:53 PM
Quote from: T O Hare on February 17, 2009, 12:45:41 PM
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 17, 2009, 12:38:32 PM
Like u would know :P
have you changed ;)
From when???
Last week at the BOT with the Tyrone top on...lol
Does she still wear the top ;) ;) In 2003 i heard she had WJ Dolan tattoed on her stomach.. Alright Alright calm calm ;D ;D ;D
Yeh rite i did. If that was the case u must been a closet tyrone fan, mauling me in the bot and begging me to take u home ::)
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 17, 2009, 12:58:02 PM
Yeh rite i did. If that was the case u must been a closet tyrone fan, mauling me in the bot and begging me to take u home ::)
i was attacked by you, i am only a Down reserve star ;D ;D i would hate to see what Sean Cavanagh would get, i bet a few Tyrone players have restrianing orders on you..Philomena Begley and yourself are Queens in your respective fields.... Country music and Mucksavagery ;D ;D
Were u heck attacked by me!!! Was other way around and u know it.
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 17, 2009, 01:04:25 PM
Were u heck attacked by me!!! Was other way around and u know it.
I was in the bot, probably after an all day session and a carry-out, I was mauled, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever, u keep telling yourself that. You must have been on constant sessions then when my fone kept ringing etc etc etc . p***k
Quote from: tyrone girl on February 17, 2009, 01:10:18 PM
Whatever, u keep telling yourself that. You must have been on constant sessions then when my fone kept ringing etc etc etc . p***k
and you must have accidentely walked to my house.... TYRONE D**K ;D
Nope u made me walk there
It takes two to tango...get over yourselves. ;)
FFS obviously you 2 have history that we were not aware of so whatever happened that night get over it (thats to whoever was the most disapointed with it) and i'm just glad it's tyrone and down at it and not Armagh stuck in the middle...