Predictions for 2017?

[ONeill]

The mark to fail
Joe Brolly stirs someone around May
Dublin lose to Tyrone in the league and begin a spiral towards mediocrity with players falling out and a drugs sensation
Armagh do well
Mayo to win the AI

[JoG2]

If Roscommon dont win the AI,  Dublin will.
Donegal for the Anglo Celt

That's about it,  the rest very predictable

[Horse Box]

Tipp to win Division 3 and reach the Munster final where anything can happen !

[Cunny Funt]

The west to be awake this springtime when Galway and Mayo win NFL titles.

Kerry to win senior,U21,minor,junior and U17 All Irelands.

[Syferus]

The west to be awake this springtime when Galway and Mayo win NFL titles.

Kerry to win senior,U21,minor,junior and U17 All Irelands.

[seafoid]

Entire Cavan team to move to London for work reasons

Sunday Game theme tune to replace Pat Spillane for analysis involving Kerry on RTE

Kildare to lose in the first round of Leinster as American film crew arrives to make a rerun of the picture of Dorian Grey starring Newbridge

Dubs to be unbackable by 1 June

All stars to discontinue the awards to forwards

GAA to deny it is in talks to sell GF to Sky who want to merge it with Olympic handball.

Sledging of Cathal McCarron in the Ulster championship to be taken up by trans activists on twitter. Mickey Harte fuses the Trans persecution complex with the Tyrone mentality to produce a new referee focused martyrdom complex. Trans community on Twitter refuse to engage with RTE.

Attendances fall in August

[heffo]

Mayo for Sam

[mup]

Gerry Hargan and Jim Ronayne to come out in the media and declare that Lee Keegan is actually Beelzebub himself. Keegan consequently gets burnt at the stake.

Dublin GAA to receive all GAA funding.

Joe Brolly to join the priesthood.

Kildare to win back the O'Byrne Cup. Cian O'Neill to use the league and championship to blood players for next years assault for the two in a row.

Kerry GAA to fund Official Cute-hoorism courses for their fans.

Pairc Ui Chaoimh to be opened by a Garth Brookes concert. Local residents object. Frank Murphy objects to local residents objecting. Strike ensues.

Mayo to win Sam. Only to lose highlights on that evenings Sunday Game.

Jim McGuinness to make a return to Donegal. Two goalkeepers start their first league game.

Mickey Harte ends his RTE boycott by taking over The Late Late Show.

Kieran Donaghy smiles at a ref.

[magpie seanie]

New York to shock Sligo and throw Connacht championship into chaos by not fielding a team in the next round. Sligo reinstated by Prentyburo and triumph over Leitrim's conquerers, London, in quarter final tie played in McHale Park. For semi final Roscommon object to playing surface in Markievicz Park and poor bus parking facilities but this is ruled out of order by the Prentyburo. Ros then slump to a shock defeat but remain confident of All Ireland victory. Connacht final is delayed due to two replays in the Galway/Mayo saga with Mayo eventually emerging to face Sligo. Anger all round as final is played in Salthill and a small crowd misses Sligo's narrow one point victory thanks to a contentious last minute penalty.

Rest of the year is pretty boring.

[Itchy]

New York to shock Sligo and throw Connacht championship into chaos by not fielding a team in the next round. Sligo reinstated by Prentyburo and triumph over Leitrim's conquerers, London, in quarter final tie played in McHale Park. For semi final Roscommon object to playing surface in Markievicz Park and poor bus parking facilities but this is ruled out of order by the Prentyburo. Ros then slump to a shock defeat but remain confident of All Ireland victory. Connacht final is delayed due to two replays in the Galway/Mayo saga with Mayo eventually emerging to face Sligo. Anger all round as final is played in Salthill and a small crowd misses Sligo's narrow one point victory thanks to a contentious last minute penalty.

Rest of the year is pretty boring.

You've a powerful imagination!

[Owenmoresider]

New York to shock Sligo and throw Connacht championship into chaos by not fielding a team in the next round. Sligo reinstated by Prentyburo and triumph over Leitrim's conquerers, London, in quarter final tie played in McHale Park. For semi final Roscommon object to playing surface in Markievicz Park and poor bus parking facilities but this is ruled out of order by the Prentyburo. Ros then slump to a shock defeat but remain confident of All Ireland victory. Connacht final is delayed due to two replays in the Galway/Mayo saga with Mayo eventually emerging to face Sligo. Anger all round as final is played in Salthill and a small crowd misses Sligo's narrow one point victory thanks to a contentious last minute penalty.

Rest of the year is pretty boring.

You've a powerful imagination!

Bloody does and all, given we're playing Mayo in the quarter-final if we get over New York.

[magpie seanie]

New York to shock Sligo and throw Connacht championship into chaos by not fielding a team in the next round. Sligo reinstated by Prentyburo and triumph over Leitrim's conquerers, London, in quarter final tie played in McHale Park. For semi final Roscommon object to playing surface in Markievicz Park and poor bus parking facilities but this is ruled out of order by the Prentyburo. Ros then slump to a shock defeat but remain confident of All Ireland victory. Connacht final is delayed due to two replays in the Galway/Mayo saga with Mayo eventually emerging to face Sligo. Anger all round as final is played in Salthill and a small crowd misses Sligo's narrow one point victory thanks to a contentious last minute penalty.

Rest of the year is pretty boring.

You've a powerful imagination!

Bloody does and all, given we're playing Mayo in the quarter-final if we get over New York.

Sorry I got the draw wrong (in my defence for a small province it's ridiculously convoluted) but was just getting into the spirit of things!

[Owenmoresider]

New York to shock Sligo and throw Connacht championship into chaos by not fielding a team in the next round. Sligo reinstated by Prentyburo and triumph over Leitrim's conquerers, London, in quarter final tie played in McHale Park. For semi final Roscommon object to playing surface in Markievicz Park and poor bus parking facilities but this is ruled out of order by the Prentyburo. Ros then slump to a shock defeat but remain confident of All Ireland victory. Connacht final is delayed due to two replays in the Galway/Mayo saga with Mayo eventually emerging to face Sligo. Anger all round as final is played in Salthill and a small crowd misses Sligo's narrow one point victory thanks to a contentious last minute penalty.

Rest of the year is pretty boring.

You've a powerful imagination!

Bloody does and all, given we're playing Mayo in the quarter-final if we get over New York.

Sorry I got the draw wrong (in my defence for a small province it's ridiculously convoluted) but was just getting into the spirit of things!

It's easily forgotten til closer to the time anyway, still a nondescript Div 3 campaign to muddle through.

Weren't wrong on the route though - New York, Mayo, Galway and Leitrim to win Connacht. Too easy!

[magpie seanie]

New York to shock Sligo and throw Connacht championship into chaos by not fielding a team in the next round. Sligo reinstated by Prentyburo and triumph over Leitrim's conquerers, London, in quarter final tie played in McHale Park. For semi final Roscommon object to playing surface in Markievicz Park and poor bus parking facilities but this is ruled out of order by the Prentyburo. Ros then slump to a shock defeat but remain confident of All Ireland victory. Connacht final is delayed due to two replays in the Galway/Mayo saga with Mayo eventually emerging to face Sligo. Anger all round as final is played in Salthill and a small crowd misses Sligo's narrow one point victory thanks to a contentious last minute penalty.

Rest of the year is pretty boring.

You've a powerful imagination!

Bloody does and all, given we're playing Mayo in the quarter-final if we get over New York.

Sorry I got the draw wrong (in my defence for a small province it's ridiculously convoluted) but was just getting into the spirit of things!

It's easily forgotten til closer to the time anyway, still a nondescript Div 3 campaign to muddle through.

Weren't wrong on the route though - New York, Mayo, Galway and Leitrim to win Connacht. Too easy!

4 wins needed to win a province of 5+2 teams. Only Prenty would get away with it!!!

[Jinxy]

Meath to not fear Dublin.