GAAboard Theories

[Olly]

The Titanic never happened. It was a made-up script to give Leonardo Di Caprio's career a foot-up. Has anyone actually ever been to Leitrim? Think about it. Dennis Taylor was on crack cocaine when he won the World Snooker to stop himself from sleeping against Steve Davis who used to hum nursery rhymes to thwart late-night competitors. Dana is the same person as Enya. There is no recession. People are just getting stingier. Jack Charlton.

[Nally Stand]

Rory Gallagher, lead singer of 'Jimmy's Winning Matches', is actually a Cork langer. Evidence you say? Check out the sticker on the bottom corner of the geeetar

[saffron sam2]

Semi-literate gombeen former gaaboard poster longball has reinvented himself on the board and is posting away with a new username. Starting threads and everything.

[LeoMc]

Hubcaps were stolen off a patrol car on Arannmore by NAMA because Peter Daragh is hiding out there and it is being covered up by the Garda.

[Hashtag]

Semi-literate gombeen former gaaboard poster longball has reinvented himself on the board and is posting away with a new username. Starting threads and everything.

"A Gombeen man is a pejorative Hiberno-English term used in Ireland for a shady, small-time "wheeler-dealer" or businessman who is always looking to make a quick profit, often at someone else's expense or through the acceptance of bribes. Its origin is the Irish word "gaimbín", meaning monetary interest.[1] The term referred originally to a money-lender and became associated with those shopkeepers and merchants who exploited the starving during the Irish Famine by selling much-needed food and goods on credit at ruinous interest rates."

The b4st4rd

[Forever Green]

I don`t think Forrest Gump was as stupid as he made himself out to be

[Eamonnca1]

We're all unpublished theorists in my eyes. Now its time to get your thoughts out there:


It is my belief that the human body will soon be unable to spawn life.
The number of reported problems of conceiving and carrying a child are growing by the year. I believe that the human body is beginning to reject this process.

Nowadays females are on contraceptive pills, coils etc, doing everything to trick the body into not conceiving. I believe that eventually the body will evolve to be contraceptive.
It was smart enough to evolve to render the appendix obsolete, I feel the reproductive organs are next.
Human's will have to be grown for the full term out of the body.
Human plants- order your human now just £10,000 per order.

In other news, there has been an increase in the proportion of people born without legs since the invention of the train and the automobile.

[5 Sams]

The Mucksavage thread was never deleted. It was simply moved to the special board that only admins and mods can see.

Did u save it Bummer? Twas some crack

[dillinger]

Martin McGuiness is big Ian's love child from a friendship with a Nun from Omeath. All very hush hush.

[Forever Green]

Martin McGuiness is big Ian's love child from a friendship with a Nun from Omeath. All very hush hush.

I thought that was a fact

[Don Johnson]

I'm near sure someone on here has the whole thing saved. There was offers to email it about a few years back?

[Forever Green]

If you say beer can in a Jamaican accent, it sounds like Bacon

It does

[Tony Baloney]

I'm near sure someone on here has the whole thing saved. There was offers to email it about a few years back?

I think 5 Sams posted a link to it a while ago.

[Tony Baloney]

No need to thank me...

http://takkischitt.com/stuff/eejits/mucksavages/mucksavages.pdf

[laoislad]

Pity someone didn't do the same with the Traveller girls thread.