Guess the Sindo Headline

Started by mylestheslasher, October 14, 2011, 10:58:37 PM

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mylestheslasher

With another thrilling edition of the Sindo just around the corner, let's see if we can guess the 6 anti sinn fein headlines that will appear. Don't let evidence or any ridiculous sense of staying neutral get in the way of a good headline.

I suggest the following....

-Martin mcguinness beats the crap out of Miriam in back stage brawl.
-New poll -90% of those polled believe Martin mcguinness knows who killed everyone in Ireland (poll conducted in sindo office)
- bull that trashed kingscourt pub owned by Martin mcguinness.
- Martin made Dana cry.


trileacman

Martin and Dana have love-child.

Oh wait, that one could be true.
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ardal

Martin rode Shergar to death, and murdered Mother Teressa at the same time.....dorty basstard

trileacman

Quote from: ardal on October 14, 2011, 11:01:44 PM
Martin rode Shergar to death, and murdered Mother Teressa at the same time.....dorty basstard
FFS will he stop at nothing!

P.S. Am waiting for the Shinner apologists to say Mother Teresa was a "economic" target and had it coming to her.
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mylestheslasher

Martin mcguinness ate trileacmans hamster.

Maguire01

Did this get diverted from the "Right I'm pissed! Are you?" thread?

ardal

Martin doesn't drink, so less of the old slandering business noww

mylestheslasher

Quote from: Maguire01 on October 14, 2011, 11:11:23 PM
Did this get diverted from the "Right I'm pissed! Are you?" thread?

No bores allowed, get out ya monaghan hoor.

Also, hardly take a pint anymore. Sindo said mcguinness has all the drink in the country spiked with mind altering drugs that makes people violent.

anglocelt39

Quote from: Maguire01 on October 14, 2011, 11:11:23 PM
Did this get diverted from the "Right I'm pissed! Are you?" thread?

+1 as you young bucks are wont to say. Hard to know which lot are more annoying crawling (S)indo journalist types or middle class free stater I was a shinner at college types who can't understand why the reclaiming of the fourth green field isn't top of all our agendas.
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mylestheslasher

Martin mcguinness pokes grumpy old bastard with a stick and wakes him up.

trileacman

Marty celebrates Halloween like this

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dodgy umpire

Over pillow talk, Martin McGuinness convinced Padraig Pearse to start the easter rising.
The Boys in Red and Black are back

ardal

Quote from: dodgy umpire on October 15, 2011, 12:12:27 AM
Over pillow talk, Martin McGuinness convinced Padraig Pearse to start the easter rising.

Sorry but that's just too sick. Mods please come in and sort this dodgy fecker out.

ahhhh, hold on now, O'reilly, reallllllllly, yeah, I'm sure the dodgy fecker will work for ya. done deal sooo

Shamrock Shore

Martin McGuinness explains why he left the IRA in 1974...........


sorry - this is the National Enquirer thread, isn't it....or am I lost  :P

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