How to pen a letter of complaint?

ziggysego · November 02, 2008, 03:33:54 PM

I am trying to start a letter writing campaign against the BBC and ITV. I was wondering what is the correct way to pen a letter. Any help would be gratefully received.

fred the red · November 02, 2008, 03:35:50 PM

Opening paragraph outlining your disguist and dismay.

Outline the issues which have caused this disguist.

Request feedback on your letter.

Fart in the envelope before you seal it.

ziggysego · November 02, 2008, 03:36:30 PM

Good man fred. Curries tonight then

fred the red · November 02, 2008, 03:37:56 PM

or a dose of raw onions !

Niall Quinn · November 02, 2008, 03:40:43 PM

Quote from: ziggysego on November 02, 2008, 03:33:54 PM
pen a letter.

Pressing a noun into usage as a verb.

ziggysego · November 02, 2008, 03:41:50 PM

Common enough phrase. Honestly, you sound just like my wee brother. Must be a name trait :p

Niall Quinn · November 02, 2008, 03:49:03 PM

Agreed - all Niall's are facaetious!
On the subject of complaining to the BBC...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4yjJFt3uFVw

ziggysego · November 02, 2008, 03:50:46 PM

Frankie's a riot!

nifan · November 03, 2008, 11:47:28 AM

Tonys done loads
Usual format

"Dear Sir/madam" (makes you look smart)
"Linfield/IFA"
~~"Sunday Football"~~
"stadium of hate"
"never to support the north of ireland"
"exclusively loyalist symbols"
"Real Ireland"
"been a fan since"
etc

Come on to internet, congratulate yourself and make up stories of people stopping you in the street to laud you over your latest opus.