muppet's craption competition #160

[muppet]

[seafoid]

Lookit ye have to focus on the football and ignore what Syfin says

[cuconnacht]

"Look lads its not ye,its the colours,now back into the changing room and put on them new ones I got,there green and red and by christ we,ll see the far side of Athlone bridge in september yet, now lets go!.Oh and our new name is Mayo"

[sligoman2]

What do ye mean ye're tired.  C'mon lads 40 more laps, tomorrow is the 15th of February.

[seafoid]

"We're taking you off"
"But we only have 13 players"
"Come off"

[magpie seanie]

Fergie was saying ye were all smelly. I told him that was naughty and he went home crying.

[under the bar]

................<tumbleweed>......................

[BennyHarp]

Ffs Kevin. Are you listening to the Mayo game on the radio again?

[Fear ón Srath Bán]

[Mc Stay] What the f**k was your name again?

[Dire Ear]

I love those cheekbones........

[blast05]

When Fergal says you're to go switch to corner back, don't mind him - just move up to corner forward

[Shamrock Shore]

Lads - Willie Hegarty is saying on the radio that ye're feckin stinking out the joint. So yiz must be bad!

[magpie seanie]

This is how we do it in Mayo.....

[Owenmoresider]

McStay: "Here lads I'm listening to Tommy Carr's commentary on RTE, God what a spoofer, doesn't come anywhere near my level of informed analysis at all."
"Yeah, but he was a better manager than you Kevin."
McStay: (silence)

[PW Nally]

Which is the best stand to sit in lads?