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seafoid

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Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« on: September 08, 2016, 12:00:54 PM »
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2016, 12:15:48 PM »
Can we include Sunday Independent?

If so

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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2016, 12:17:49 PM »
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2016, 12:21:11 PM »
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2016, 02:19:04 PM »
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2016, 02:35:32 PM »
Meet the rugby WAGs,

By the way in the Indo all the girls are a "top model" .  How do they measure who is the top.

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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2016, 02:37:22 PM »
Yeah, but then again every lad who plays sport is a Rugby/GAA/Soccer 'Star', especially when he gets in trouble.

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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2016, 02:37:38 PM »
Breaking news.....

The Brazilian police have found 400 tickets for the All-Ireland Football Final in a brothel in Rio.

Two men have been arrested but have refused to give the police their names. Neither detainee was carrying passport at the time of his arrest and police are unable to communicate with them as neither appear to speak english. Brazilian-based Irish Missionary Bother Jolley, who speaks both Mayo Irish and Bud-talk - thought to be the main languages of those being questioned, is understood to be on his way to attempt to translate for the men. Bro. Jolley said in a statement that it was premature for him to speak to the police and that the media should 'Houl' on!'.

More to follow....
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2016, 09:40:42 AM »
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2016, 11:24:16 AM »
Football is fine. Leave it alone by Martin Brecon

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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2016, 03:47:25 PM »
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2016, 04:15:44 PM »
""Bizarre Stalin-worshipping cult" brainwashed Dublin Bus drivers into striking, reveals IBEC chief."

"Cyclists - why does everybody hate them so much?", by car rights campaigner Fionn O'Connell-Kinsella

"Political correctness is the greatest threat to our civilisation", says Ian O''Doherty.

"Blue-collar billionaire in touch with the people" - generic Conor Cruise O'Brien clone on the rise of Donald Trump.

"Why last week we needed Europe, and now we need to leave it forever", says David McWilliams.

Your last paragraph made me laugh.
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2016, 05:45:51 PM »
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2016, 06:32:02 PM »
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Re: Thread to invent headlines for the Irish Independent
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2016, 06:35:27 PM »
Gaaboard in shock when seafoid makes a post not talking about the impact on "the economy"  ;D