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Loyalist paramilitaries decomission weapons directly
You were waving a licence for THIS?
Come on Paisley, hand it over, we both know who'll get it in the end!!
"Paisley gives Berties weapon a wee stroke"
pick a chin Ian and place the nozzle directly under it, gwan, i feckin dare ya.
That McGuinnes whore is all new fangled with his pritt-stick!
Here you are Ian, see if what you can do to keep those pesky shinners out of my election!
politicans look impressed with the new Ann Summers "Retro 1600s" dildo collection
Please say Mary Harneys here Bertie!!
game of russian roulette Ian, sure you go first
Fcuk it Ian, point that thing some other road!
Give it to me here Ahearn till I show you how to use it
DUP U-turn complete as "No Surrender" policy is abandoned.
"I'll be King Billy"
"No I want to be Billy"