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Prophetic Apres Match sketch in 98

No football team will win this tournament. This tournament will be won by the faceless empires of corporate greed. The Jules Rimet trophy has become hijacked by the world of big business bastards, sold to the TV networks of Satan. There will be a final on July 12th. It will have no soul. It will be Snickers versus Nike.

The US deserve to host the worst World Cup ever, I'm sure they'll go some way to achieving it through their sheer greed and lack of self awareness

Batchelors Announced as Official Beans Partner of the GPA

https://www.gaa.ie/article/batchelors-announced-as-official-beans-partner-of-the-gaa-gpa

I'd say the tender was extensive, enough to keep a few execs in full time roles

What little I've seen of Conor O'Neill he looks top class at a glance

The UK and US elites are interested in one thing and one thing only, transfer of wealth and to hell with anyone born or finds themselves below

Spurs are locked in, nothing will stop them in their relentless quest for ... relegation

Hawking themselves to investors as a legacy PL team i.e. an un-relegatable franchise ... an absolute disasterclass

Armagh won with 47% shooting accuracy, that shouldn't be enough to win a game at that level, but when the opposition insist on pot shotting their way to 38% conversion the door was left open and Armagh walked through it

The commentary in this Tyrone v Armagh game;

"The game has gone so quiet you can hear the players shout to each other"

"Now Armagh enter the slow zone, let's see what they can do with it"

Wudnt listen to Niblock if me life depended on it

Kvaradonna lighting it up again

There already is a third tier in football, played as a curtain raiser on football semi-final weekend

These players however aren't GPA/grant funded

The GAA hierarchy needs to look at running football in a manner closer to hurling with more tiers and grant funding for elite overseas players, the footballers of Yorkshire deserve mileage and protein from Croke as elite players just as much as the Yorkshire hurlers who aren't left wanting

A few extra shilling at the pump a small price to pay to pressure this hall of fame **** to stop

There's levels to football, and there's levels to football administration, and Spurs are operating like a 9 in a row SPL team hoping to bank their tenth, an absolute shambles

Turkey shoot inbound, 10+ points

Was hoping they'd give it to legend Arry or legend Tim to take them down, which would have been similar to Shearer taking Toon down which was rather hilarious

I see "duty of care Jim" has jumped the shark again in his post match speil

Still one of the all time sketches, there's a longer version unfortunately can't get it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67-fkHCyQBE