first thing!!

Started by mattockranger, December 11, 2008, 05:47:06 PM

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mattockranger

the first thing that comes to you head when you think of another county

should get some perspective from different counties

louth-my county
meath- feckin rivals
dublin - the hill
wexford - yellow bellies
longford- pearse park
wicklow - kevin o'brien
westmeath - dessie's miss
laois - super minors
carlow-crazy jersey
offaly - same old jersey
kilkenny - Cats

tyrone - mickey harte
cavan - seanie johnson
down-team of the sixties
monaghan-Eamonn mcenaney
armagh - blanket defence
fermanagh - pound for pound champs
Antrim- st galls
derry - downey bros
Donegal - crazy gang

galway - pure footballers (total football)
mayo - eternal losers
roscommon - naked snooker
sligo - great sigerson teams
leitrim-declan darcy94

kerry- dynasty of champions!
cork- rebel players!!
tipp- deco browne
clare- martin daly back heeled goal!
waterford - peoples champion!!
limerick-Ciaran carey's magical score




try it and you'll be suprised wat comes up to mind
will to win is important the will to prepare to win is vital

carnaross

louth-wee county, wee problem beating them
meath-my father's county, so sneaking regard for them
dublin - hatred
wexford - yellow bellies
longford- no hopers
wicklow - like them cos of their hospitality at Feile a few years ago
westmeath - beatable
laois - great youth, nothing above
carlow-crazies
offaly - best days well behind them
kilkenny - hurling only

tyrone - champions
cavan - awkward and mean
down-improving
monaghan-ok on their day - too few tho'
armagh - can't stand them
fermanagh - don't step up when it matters
Antrim- Gerry Adams lad
derry - greatest rivals
Donegal - always liked their style

galway - due an AI
mayo - great craic to slag 'em after they've been beaten
roscommon - useless
sligo - flash in the pan
leitrim-forgetaboutem

kerry- tough challenge
cork- always in with a chance
tipp- Christy Power
clare- over-rated, under-rated at the same time
waterford - nothing to say
limerick-never their day

All these based on football, not hurling.
Anyone travelling to Leeds to work/study are welcome to join St. Benedicts Harps GAA in Leeds.

omagh_gael


thejuice

louth - wee
meath - pride
dublin - nearly men
wexford - owed a beating
longford - underdogs
wicklow - some day
westmeath - never, never, never
laois - owed a beating too
carlow - sorry
offaly - stubborn
kilkenny - dominant

tyrone - best........for now
cavan - tough nut
down - 1991  :'(
monaghan - Mark Ward
armagh - Oisin
fermanagh - keep trying
Antrim - the Glensmen
derry - long time no see
Donegal - wild beashts

galway - 2001 still hurts
mayo - 1996 haha
roscommon - Minor champs 2006
sligo - O'Hara
leitrim - COlm O'Rourke

kerry - tradition
cork - winter rebellion
tipp- eoin kelly
clare - Jamesy O'Conner
waterford - Nearly men
limerick - owe them a hammering too.
It won't be the next manager but the one after that Meath will become competitive again - MO'D 2016

ardal

#4
louth-Armagh B
meath- Aborigines
dublin - soccer chants
wexford - purple
longford- ?
wicklow -?
westmeath - unlucky
laois - Guinness / Parkinson
carlow-?
offaly - Multiples of twins (hurling)
kilkenny - Cross rangers

tyrone - High board
cavan - desirable history
down-Tine turner
monaghan-cold hill
armagh - kevin keegan hair doos
fermanagh -give their hearts, balls the lot
Antrim- (internal)politics cost them celtic crosses
derry - stars of....
Donegal - Ginger (great captain...name?)

galway - pure footballers (total football)
mayo - dodgy hair, greedy hoor
roscommon -1983?
sligo - ?
leitrim-traffic light

kerry- the kingdom
cork- Nemo
tipp- Nicky English
clare- long long way from.....
waterford - just do it
limerick-how f**king unlucy in both codes

Puckoon

louth-Diesel
meath- bandages
dublin - jayo
wexford - great jersey
longford- shamrock shore
wicklow - moutains
westmeath - minor finalists in 1995
laois - we always beat them (usually)
carlow-draw a blank
offaly - Carroll meats
kilkenny - DJ Carey


tyrone - Home
cavan - Dermot McCabe
down-Wee James
monaghan-The irish lotto
armagh - Ger Houlihan
fermanagh - St Micks
Antrim- McGourty (I need to wash now)
derry - Tohill hitting frees off the ground
Donegal - My first game

galway - Goals
mayo - Liam McHale boxing against meath
roscommon - NFL - cold and wet
sligo - Broken hearts in 02.
leitrim-No traffic lights

kerry- hewers
cork- drama
tipp- Nicky English
clare- Great hurling games
waterford - Also rans
limerick-Ciaran Cary and Gary Kirby

thebandit

Louth- Armagh flags in Dundalk, Meath fags in Drawwwda
meath- Dirty hoors
dublin - overrated, annoying soccer fans
wexford - Mattie bloody Forde
longford- Slashers
wicklow - Referees in car boots
westmeath - The goalscoring half back (Ennis)
laois - hold no fear
carlow- rastas
offaly - Sitting on the pitch
kilkenny - Hurling snobs


tyrone - a string of expletives!!
cavan - Laughter
down- Tenner on Benny
monaghan- Us
armagh - The other Us
fermanagh - Chancy women
Antrim- The Bot
derry - There's no f*****g London in Armagh, Brian McGilligan
Donegal - Good away trip

galway - Savage women
mayo - see above
roscommon - February football
sligo - Scare in Navan '02
leitrim- nothing really

kerry- yerra
cork- Deadly away trip
tipp- Deccie Browne
clare- Loughnane
waterford - Eoin Kelly crying.
limerick- Sawn off shotgun

Estimator

Louth- drive through on way to dublin
meath- colm o'rourke's knee bandage
dublin - hill 16
wexford - Forde
longford- nothin
wicklow - nothin
westmeath - des dolan
laois - beano
carlow- the jersey
offaly - darby
kilkenny - dj carey


tyrone - f*****S
cavan - stephen king
down- dj kane
monaghan- mcginnity/mccarron
armagh - can't like them
fermanagh - can't believe they beat Derry this year
Antrim- Sheeny
derry - Us
Donegal - Don't like Derry

galway - 2001 - Derry should have won
mayo - runners-up
roscommon - nothin
sligo - hype over the black jersey
leitrim- nothing

kerry- o'se
cork- langers
tipp- Deccie Browne
clare- davey fitz
waterford - mullane.
limerick- gary kirby
Ulster League Champions 2009

ONeill

#8
Louth- The Pope
Meath- WWF
Dublin - Shell suited lads whacked out on smack
Wexford - Creameries on the women's team jerseys
Longford-  O'Farrell and fatman Sheridan
Wicklow - Christy Moore
Westmeath - Meath
Laois - Beano
Carlow- Fruit pastilles
Offaly - Dooley
Kilkenny - DJ

Tyrone - Red Hand
Cavan - Larry
Down - Admirable arrogance
Monaghan - tight
Armagh - Buckast/vomit
Fermanagh - Dreary
Antrim- bitch-fighting/men eating dry baps
Derry - Incest/London
Donegal - riding at Gaeltacht

Galway - Holidays/Silke
Mayo - WJ Padden
Roscommon - Nakedness
Sligo - Black
Leitrim - Rain

Kerry- Zoo
Cork- Collins/twisters
Tipp - trip to
Clare- Bodhrans/matchmaking
Waterford - Crystal
Limerick- Stabbing




try it and you'll be suprised wat comes up to mind
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I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Fear ón Srath Bán

Louth - Oliver Plunkett
Meath - One of these days, one of these days, and the hero that is Seán Boylan
Dublin - D'oul capital
Wexford - 1798, and the Dorans
Longford- Eugene Mc Gee,
Wicklow - Da Mountains and Sea
Westmeath - East Longford
Laois - Perennial ne'er do wells
Carlow - Kaleidoscopes
Offaly - Bord na Mona, and the far flung corner that will be forever hurling
Kilkenny - Cream and Cats

Tyrone - Probably the best Gaelic football team in the world  ;)
Cavan - New York and that final
Down - Pedigree
Monaghan - Patrick Kavanagh
Armagh - The Real Orangemen
Fermanagh - One of these years
Antrim-  The Glens
Derry - Only for their in-fighting in '94!...
Donegal - Wild beauty and not so beautiful wildness

Galway - Unbegrudgeable footballers, bedevilled hurlers
Mayo - The Subliminals
Roscommon - Dermot Early
Sligo - Cast a cold eye On life, on death. Horseman, pass by!
Leitrim - Katherine Lynch's Liz Hurley

Kerry - Some lovely scenery... Oh! And they've won a football All-Ireland or two!
Cork - Time the duallists supreme turned on those outside of the county
Tipperary - Bloody Sunday
Clare - Footballs to the west, hurlers to the east
Waterford - The crystal Liam Mc Carthy still not quite crafted
Limerick - Swords into ploughshares
Carlsberg don't do Gombeenocracies, but by jaysus if they did...

Treasurer

Louth- o'hanlon
Meath- 1997
Dublin - dessie
Wexford - *grrrrr*
Longford-  blue
Wicklow - kiltegan
Westmeath - Dessie
Laois - jeerers
Carlow- nationalist
Offaly - :)
Kilkenny - Shefflin

Tyrone - Lass
Cavan - Cootehill
Down - Up
Monaghan - Grey
Armagh - the boys
Fermanagh - Eoinie loves Anna
Antrim- Olcan
Derry - McNicholl
Donegal - malin

Galway - lunatics
Mayo - Delphi
Roscommon - Sheep
Sligo - Yeats
Leitrim - Shergar

Kerry- No five in a row
Cork- Sound
Tipp - stones
Clare- relations
Waterford - moan
Limerick- 1994

TacadoirArdMhacha

#11
Louth - friendly neighbours
Meath - Boylan
Dublin - Love to hate them
Wexford - Mattie Forde
Longford-  Niall Sheridan
Wicklow - Glenroe
Westmeath - Paidi
Laois - beat them in the championship, lose to them in the league
Carlow- jersey
Offaly - that goal from Ciaran McManus
Kilkenny - Liam

Tyrone - Ali and Frazier were nothing without each other
Cavan - Mean
Down - Begrudging
Monaghan - 2003
Armagh - Keep the faith
Fermanagh - Swap ya 04 for 08
Antrim- Casement
Derry - Eamon Coleman
Donegal - Always beat them (until 07)

Galway - class
Mayo - nearly men
Roscommon - Pathetic (league match in Cross)
Sligo - Navan
Leitrim - Lovely

Kerry- beaten finalists 2002
Cork- Colin Corkery
Tipp - Declan Browne
Clare- Munster Chapmions 1992
Waterford - Nearly men
Limerick- Shannon
As I dream about movies they won't make of me when I'm dead

Yes I Would

Louth - Diesel
Meath - Respect
Dublin - Croker
Wicklow - Bray
Carlow - Eire Og
Kilkenny - Cats
Westmeath - Paidi
Laois - Wasted potential.
Longford - Where is it?
Wexford - "Would you stand in the band, like a true Irish man....... gonna free old Wexford town""
Offaly - Nice jersey.  Vinny Claffeys hair.


Antrim - Twisters
Armagh - What should have been
Down - Arrogance/ Wee Pete
Derry - Johny Mc Gurk
Fermanagh - Water
Monaghan - Banty
Donegal - Fine gals/Boy racers
Cavan - Hunger
Tyrone - The Bearded one

Galway - "Are we there yet??" -
Mayo - Kieran Mac
Roscommon - Roscommon CBS
Leitrim - Big Seamy Quinn
Sligo - Shite town, poxy bouncers - Never again

Cork - Crying c***ts
Kerry - Pat the rat. Used to like them
Limerick - Rugger/ Families fighting
Waterford - That final..  Dear crystal
Tipperary - Dan Breen
Clare- Cliffs

5 Sams

#13
Excellent thread Mattock...here goes....


louth-Stephen White....Neighbours
meath- Hard hoors especially Coyler and Lyons and of course 91.
dublin - 1977 and Kevin Moran
wexford - Put an end to our odyssey this year...oh and strawberries
longford- Nil fhios agam
wicklow - kevin o'brien
westmeath - Paidis big poster in the pub
laois - Wooly
carlow-Liam Hayes having a mare
offaly - Darby
kilkenny - The Dodger
tyrone - Respect for their achievements
cavan - St Pats Cavan and trying compete with big hoors of men in colleges football
down-Mo shaol
monaghan-Clones
armagh - One-in-a-row
fermanagh - Peter Mcgennity
Antrim- 1989
derry - 1994
Donegal - Brian McEniff and some of the best days of my life in Gaoth Dobhair

galway - Joyce
mayo - McDonald
roscommon - Dermot Early, Harry Keegan, Pat Lindsay....unlucky hoors.
sligo - Worst day ever watching Down playing football.
leitrim-Liam Doyle :P....only jokin...hoping we would get them instead of the Dubs in 94.
kerry- My second home, Corca Dhuibhne, heaven on earth....oh and they can play football too...
cork- Teddy McCarthy
tipp- The trip, Declan Browne, Nicky English
clare- The Cliffs of Moher, Davy Fitz.
waterford - An Rinn, John Mullane.
limerick-Ciaran carey's magical score




60,61,68,91,94
The Aristocrat Years

Tubberman

#14
louth- wee county
meath- 96  :'( owed a right beating!
dublin - the hill, semi-final 06  ;D
wexford - martin storey, hot summer holidays
longford- bottleneck, pearse park
wicklow - fighting in club matches
westmeath - dessie dolan
laois - hype for a while, nothing much now
carlow- traffic lights
offaly - great dual county, bog
kilkenny - untouchable
tyrone - an example of what can be achieved
cavan - history
down- history!
monaghan- plucky, mceneaney's accent
armagh - bulked up players, IRA
fermanagh - lakes, bad shooting
Antrim- belfast, middling hurlers
derry - bogside
Donegal - 92

galway - joyce, fierce rivals, blood pressure rising  :D
mayo - great days, bad days, never stop believing
roscommon- team of late 80s, massive support
sligo - wet, miserable, connacht final 07 seems a long time ago
leitrim- unlucky 1-point losers, carrick

kerry- 04 and 06   :'(
cork- whingers
tipp- hurlers
clare- anthony daly, craic
waterford - mayo of hurling world  :D
limerick- college, richie bennis
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."