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#1
GAA Discussion / Re: The Sunday Game
April 15, 2024, 11:34:33 AM
Quote from: armaghniac on April 15, 2024, 10:48:35 AM
Quote from: Bord na Mona man on April 15, 2024, 10:16:03 AMSpillane, Brolly and O'Rourke while entertaining in some ways, had long since run out of anything fresh to say. Chat GPT could churn out what they were going to say about every game...before it was even played.

The Point: A player kicks the ball over the crossbar. The crowd yawns. A white flag flutters. A point! But what's the point, really?
The Goal: A primal scream—a player hurls the ball into the net. The crowd blinks. A green flag unfurls. A goal! But why? No one knows.
The Heroes:

The Keeper: A masochist in goal, diving to save shots. His life motto: "Embrace pain, reject logic."
The Midfield Maestros: They weave spells, teleporting the ball. Their secret? A pact with leprechauns.
The Forwards: Like lost souls, they sprint toward the heavens, seeking redemption. Spoiler alert: They won't find it here.
The Aftermath: Bruised, bewildered, the players emerge. Victors or vanquished, they've achieved... well, nothing. The crowd—half-asleep—mumbles their names.

The All-Ireland Senior Championship: A cosmic farce, held at Croke Park. Crowds gather, hoping for enlightenment. They leave with sunburns and existential dread.
If that's the answer, what was the question?
#2
GAA Discussion / Re: The Sunday Game
April 15, 2024, 10:16:03 AM
Quote from: marty34 on February 05, 2024, 07:46:42 PM
Quote from: imtommygunn on February 05, 2024, 07:27:04 PMDonal Og used to be good but now seems just to be out to make a name for himself. Daly very likeable yeah.

Yeah, Donal Óg just wants to go on a rant with cliched soundbites.  Good at the start but repetitive now.

Maybe that's the way they go after a few years. Daly seems a nice guy. He comes across as a genuine lad.

Punditry and rock bands are similar. In music, your first album is your lifetime of ideas and observations, then you have a short window to come up with fresh ideas for the second one, and third one if the second one didn't bomb.

Donal Óg brought something fresh when he first came on the scene. His analysis of 'spare hand hurling' having watched Kilkenny and others at close quarters was unique. He's now at the point where something new is needed.

Spillane, Brolly and O'Rourke while entertaining in some ways, had long since run out of anything fresh to say. Chat GPT could churn out what they were going to say about every game...before it was even played.

#3
General discussion / Re: Death Notices
April 11, 2024, 04:47:08 PM
Who knew that the 1994 L.A. earthquake helped get Simpson acquitted? Had the Santa Monica courthouse not been damaged by the quake, a trial held there would have seen a jury with a very different ethnic and socio-economic makeup.

#4
General discussion / Re: Overused words
April 09, 2024, 06:24:40 PM
Quote from: SouthOfThe Bann on April 09, 2024, 04:40:10 PM'thats very Irish'

If its used once its too many
Or 'only in Ireland' for things that happen all over the world.
#5
General discussion / Re: Overused words
April 09, 2024, 01:02:16 PM
In Work/LinkedIn bs:
- Empowering
- Disruption
- Game Changer
- Dynamic
- AI

GAA:
- Like
- So it is
- I suppose
- Favourites
- Wrote off
#6
General discussion / Re: The Late Late show
April 07, 2024, 07:48:45 PM
Quote from: AustinPowers on April 07, 2024, 11:40:05 AM
Quote from: imtommygunn on April 07, 2024, 11:25:21 AM
Quote from: Bord na Mona man on April 07, 2024, 09:19:13 AMI'm surprised Joe is still peddling the Gilroy and MDMA boot story, when it was debunked.

https://twitter.com/UnOfficialGaa/status/1353402764844539906


Especially with the boy who it's about sitting beside him.

Yeah not overly many from that down minor team though I think it maybe showed them they could compete with the best of them too.

Yeah , I found that boots story  very odd  (whether it was true or not) , especially with MDMA  actually sat there. It's  like Joe  knows more about  the sanctity of the Dublin dressing room  than a fella who was actually there!

But we all know Joe likes to cosy up to  successful teams. They do everything  right and the rest do  everything wrong  ::)

Photo/video evidence and the internet have debunked a lot of latter day sporting yarns.
Jason McAteer and Tony Cascarino have also been caught out telling porkies about their Ireland days too.

#7
General discussion / Re: The Late Late show
April 07, 2024, 09:19:13 AM
I'm surprised Joe is still peddling the Gilroy and MDMA boot story, when it was debunked.

https://twitter.com/UnOfficialGaa/status/1353402764844539906
#8
Hurling Discussion / Re: Hurling 2024
April 07, 2024, 09:04:30 AM
It would have been some injustice if Clare had lost the game coming down the strait. Especially as the ref looked to be giving the Cats plenty of assistance near the end.
Cody hitting the penalty down into the mud patch was a schoolboy error. TJ Reid would have put it high towards the top corner.
#9
Quote from: thebigfella on April 02, 2024, 02:26:03 PM
Quote from: Bord na Mona man on April 02, 2024, 02:10:29 PMI doubt anyone expects Russian troops to rock up in Ireland any time soon
But then, why is Russia investing so much energy into sowing discord in the West?
Why are they so concerned with amplifying extremism, disrupting elections and parliaments in the EU, and the US for example?
A country of dirt roads and $600 per month average salaries isn't trying to level up by pulling itself upwards, it's trying to pull the rest down.

The HSE cyber attack originating from Russia should be a wake up call for those thinking that 'neutral' Ireland are immune from being targeted.
It may be a taster, there is plenty of more serious disruption a rogue entity could do to Ireland.

Mick Wallace and Clare Daly might be harmless idiots to most. Maybe they're funded by Russia, maybe they're not, but I doubt we even have the resources and intelligence ability to find out.
Ireland certainly needs to beef up on security and at a minimum be able to patrol and track what's going on in our coastal waters.


There is zero evidence it was a nation state sponsored attack. The group identified behind it are a cyber crime gang and was a ransomware attack purely for profit.
In Russia, cyber crime gangs are known to the Kremlin. They're expected to cooperate with them and share the windfalls from their ransom attacks.

#10
I doubt anyone expects Russian troops to rock up in Ireland any time soon
But then, why is Russia investing so much energy into sowing discord in the West?
Why are they so concerned with amplifying extremism, disrupting elections and parliaments in the EU, and the US for example?
A country of dirt roads and $600 per month average salaries isn't trying to level up by pulling itself upwards, it's trying to pull the rest down.

The HSE cyber attack originating from Russia should be a wake up call for those thinking that 'neutral' Ireland are immune from being targeted.
It may be a taster, there is plenty of more serious disruption a rogue entity could do to Ireland.

Mick Wallace and Clare Daly might be harmless idiots to most. Maybe they're funded by Russia, maybe they're not, but I doubt we even have the resources and intelligence ability to find out.
Ireland certainly needs to beef up on security and at a minimum be able to patrol and track what's going on in our coastal waters.
#11
The NATO expansion and sorting out the 'Nazi' problem were never Russia's main reasons for invading though. It's a talking point thrown out as a distraction and unfortunately amplified by Putin sympathisers in the West, even in Ireland.

It's just an old fashioned land grab and because Putin took Ukrainian territory so easily in 2014, he thought his 2022 special military operation would be straightforward too.
#12
It is unlikely to have been a Russian false flag operation because too much information has already emerged about the attackers, which makes it difficult for Putin to pin it on Ukraine.
A staged Russian attack would have had a set of "perpetrators" apprehended with strong links to Ukraine.

#13
General discussion / Re: The Fine Gael thread
March 21, 2024, 11:23:40 PM
Leo seemed a bit too aloof to appeal to Joe Public.
While he ticked the boxes of being gay and half-Indian, he was the wrong kind of gay for the liberal set.
On the other hand, for all the accusations of being a Tory, he didn't deliver anything in particular on his promises to those who got up early in the morning.

For all that, during Brexit, it was hilarious to see how much he drove Daily Mail, little Englander, Brexiteers up the wall. By just being unruffled and non-plussed by what was unfolding.
They really couldn't countenance a Paddy PM who didn't prostrate himself in front of John Bull.

And that was precisely the whole British negotiation strategy. Hammer out a deal with the EU and then renege on the Irish bits as they expected to be able to bully Eire.

#14
General discussion / Re: Man Utd Thread:
March 17, 2024, 08:39:13 PM
Sometimes adversity, or desperation brings out the best in a team.
Conceding two deflected goals, a patchwork defence, eventually with Bruno standing in at centre half. Maguire, Antony, Diallo and Maguire the unlikely heroes off the bench.

Liverpool looked electric for a while around when they plundered the two goals, but they were flat for long parts too.

It could be a sliding door moment in the two clubs' fortunes.
When Klopp goes, the underinvestment from Liverpool's tightwad owners will likely be laid bare.
A rebuild is needed anyway with Salah and Van Dijk nearing the exit.
In the 11 years since Ferguson retired and Utd imploded, Liverpool have only plundered a single league title, and when the Klopp fog clears, that shouldn't be viewed as hectic by any standard.

On the other hand, the INEOS regime at Utd have changed course and started to assemble a back office of people with a successful track record in running clubs, unlike the Goldman Sachs banker types which the Glazers had running the show.
#15
General discussion / Re: The IRISH RUGBY thread
March 09, 2024, 11:15:07 PM
Quote from: Truthsayer on March 09, 2024, 09:46:09 PM
Quote from: Bord na Mona man on March 09, 2024, 09:16:17 PM
Quote from: Champion The Wonder Horse on March 09, 2024, 08:59:41 PMBetter team won, but why gift possession back to England with 90 seconds left?
I doubt Ireland had enough power and energy to ruck and recycle it in their own 22 for 90 seconds. England had already been bossing them for a while physically.

Wouldn't be a ruck, would be a maul with ball in hand... is a difference. Bad decision
Mauling is even harder to do for that long. At least in a series rucks you get breathers.

Anyway, once England know you can't or won't kick the ball away, they can push practically everybody up to the gain line.   Chances are Ireland would have lost possession or infringed.