Things that make you go What the F**k?

Started by The Real Laoislad, November 19, 2007, 05:54:25 PM

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They must be kidding........................



Nigerian police are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery - amid claims it used black magic to morf from a human to escape justice.


Nigerian Police are holding the goat while they complete inquiries



Vigilantes took the animal to police, claiming it had been a person trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

"They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody."

He went on: "We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat."

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

People have been flocking to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

Puckoon

Quote from: full back on January 26, 2009, 05:37:51 PM



Vigilantes took the animal to police, claiming it had been a person trying to steal a Mazda 323.


Thats up there with the best lines ever.

Gabriel_Hurl


Square Ball

Quote from: full back on January 26, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
They must be kidding........................



Nigerian police are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery - amid claims it used black magic to morf from a human to escape justice.


Nigerian Police are holding the goat while they complete inquiries



Vigilantes took the animal to police, claiming it had been a person trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

"They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody."

He went on: "We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat."

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

People have been flocking to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.


brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!

but what is it with people and goats, LL care to elaborate  ;)
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The Real Laoislad

Quote from: Square Ball on January 26, 2009, 05:48:10 PM
Quote from: full back on January 26, 2009, 05:37:51 PM
They must be kidding........................



Nigerian police are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery - amid claims it used black magic to morf from a human to escape justice.


Nigerian Police are holding the goat while they complete inquiries



Vigilantes took the animal to police, claiming it had been a person trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

"They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody."

He went on: "We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat."

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation.

People have been flocking to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.


brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!

but what is it with people and goats, LL care to elaborate  ;)

Nah you'll have to ask His holiness nb
You'll Never Walk Alone.

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Jessica should lay off the buffalo wings & chicken of the sea ;)





Quote from: Gabriel_Hurl on January 26, 2009, 05:47:17 PM
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Puckoon

I actually find it hard to believe thats the same girl.

fred the red


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 Pair Pay £100k To Clone Dead Pet

Lancelot Encore is a clone of Ed and Nina Otto's late dog Lancelot, who died of cancer in January 2008.

The Ottos, who could not bear life without their beloved dog, placed a £108,000 bid on a biotech firm's dog-cloning auction last July.

BioArts International created Lancelot Encore in South Korea, where he was born ten weeks ago.

The Ottos say he is the first single-birth, commercially-cloned puppy in the United States.

"This is Sir Lancelot, as he was, when he was nice and healthy," said Nina Otto, "probably around the time that we actually took his DNA and froze it.

"I know that to a lot of people spending that much money is ridiculous. I've heard some of my friends say 'On a dog?', but it wasn't just a dog. It was Lancelot."

The Ottos already have eight other dogs.

But with 12 acres of land they felt they had more than enough room for another pet.

"Think about how wonderful it is to be able to have your best friend back with you," Ed Otto said.

"We know he looks identical. We're hoping he has some of the same traits."

The couple met Lancelot Encore at the airport in Miami, and were obviously delighted with the result of the cloning process.

"He's back with me," said Nina, "in terms of the essence of him, as much as you could probably expect to ever get back someone who died."
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Former Bishop Auckland skipper was thought to be dead but instead he just popped out for newspaper


A historic football club held a minute's silence for an ex-player only for it to emerge later that he was still alive and kicking.

Tributes were paid to Tommy Farrer, 86, in Bishop Auckland FC's programme and his death was noted in the local newspaper.

But the former England amateur who played in three Wembley finals for the County Durham side was very much alive and well, enjoying his retirement in Maidstone, Kent.

He played down the mistake, preferring to "let it die", he said.

But earlier, he told the Northern Echo newspaper: "We are not upset, but we did think it was a bit of a joke at first."

He and his wife Gladys celebrated their 65th wedding anniversary last month.

The couple learned of the mistake when a club official telephoned her to pass on his condolences. Confused, Mrs Farrer said her husband had just popped out to buy a newspaper, and that if the caller waited a few minutes, she would fetch him to speak over the phone.

The former player, who skippered a Bishop Auckland team which took on a barefoot team of Nigerians in 1949, was particularly touched by the programme notes, which described him as a "legend".

He won eight amateur caps and was on the losing side three times in three FA Amateur Cup finals in the post-War years, when Bishops were among the best known non-league sides in the country. He went on to play for Walthamstow and settled in Maidstone in 1970.

Bishops held a minute's silence for Mr Farrer before their Northern League game against Newcastle Benfield last week, which they lost 4-0.
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Got a 15 minute lecture today from an english boy, who I came to consider as a friend, on foreigners stealing jobs in England. 
It's ok though, he wasnt talking about me  :-\
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