Eurovision 2014

[BennyCake]

Just switched this rubbish on. What the feck is that singing for Austria?!

[Syferus]

The mad Shinners must hate us giving the Tans big points every year.

[BennyCake]

That Austrian woman man freakshow must be paying homage to McMenamin, Mugsy and Co.

[Hereiam]

Has eurovision been taken over by the gays.

[Captain Obvious]

He sings like Shirley Bassey a song for James Bond.

[BennyCake]

He sings like Shirley Bassey a song for James Bond.

Don't you mean "it"?

[Minder]

Samaras

[Syferus]

He sings like Shirley Bassey a song for James Bond.

Don't you mean "it"?

You're doing a good job being a latter day Tony Ferron at this stage.

[Captain Obvious]

He sings like Shirley Bassey a song for James Bond.

Don't you mean "it"?

Didn't know you became a "it" by wearing a dress.

[Aaron Boone]

Ireland were 12th in their Thursday semi, poor performance.

The glory days of Millstreet and Rock n Roll Kids are 20 years ago now.

[ziggysego]

Great to see homophobia alive and well on the gaaboard tonight...

[orangeman]

Ah but for the good old days.

[BennyCake]

He sings like Shirley Bassey a song for James Bond.

Don't you mean "it"?

Didn't know you became a "it" by wearing a dress.

So what is it? A man who wants to be a woman, or vice versa? A half and half, or what?

It was embarrassing when Dustin represented Ireland, but it doesn't come close to that tonight.

[Syferus]

He sings like Shirley Bassey a song for James Bond.

Don't you mean "it"?

Didn't know you became a "it" by wearing a dress.

So what is it? A man who wants to be a woman, or vice versa? A half and half, or what?

It was embarrassing when Dustin represented Ireland, but it doesn't come close to that tonight.

Do tell us more.

[Captain Obvious]

He sings like Shirley Bassey a song for James Bond.

Don't you mean "it"?

Didn't know you became a "it" by wearing a dress.

So what is it? A man who wants to be a woman, or vice versa? A half and half, or what?

It was embarrassing when Dustin represented Ireland, but it doesn't come close to that tonight.

He is a feminine gay man. Dustin couldn't sing and didn't make it past the semi final stage.