Things that make you go What the F**k?

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ONeill

I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

Armaghgeddon

That must have been a very effective email.

Dinny Breen

People thinking George Hook knows anything about rugby..
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comethekingdom


mayogodhelpus@gmail.com

The dildohead bird who won't stop texting me tonight, ffs.
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.

Forever Green


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Quote from: Forever Green on September 12, 2011, 12:44:47 AM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on September 12, 2011, 12:13:37 AM
The dildohead bird who won't stop texting me tonight, ffs.

Stop imagining stuff

I wish I was, she is an absolute head wrecker. Neither of us can stand each other at all, can't understand what the fck she is texting me for. One of these arsebags that are all hugs and big hellos everytime ya meet but is a right bitch behing your back.
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.

ONeill

Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on September 12, 2011, 12:59:49 AM
Quote from: Forever Green on September 12, 2011, 12:44:47 AM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on September 12, 2011, 12:13:37 AM
The dildohead bird who won't stop texting me tonight, ffs.

Stop imagining stuff

I wish I was, she is an absolute head wrecker. Neither of us can stand each other at all, can't understand what the fck she is texting me for. One of these arsebags that are all hugs and big hellos everytime ya meet but is a right bitch behing your back.

See if you don't text back, problem sorted.
I wanna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

highorlow

They get momentum, they go mad, here they go

Forever Green

Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on September 12, 2011, 12:59:49 AM
Quote from: Forever Green on September 12, 2011, 12:44:47 AM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on September 12, 2011, 12:13:37 AM
The dildohead bird who won't stop texting me tonight, ffs.

Stop imagining stuff

I wish I was, she is an absolute head wrecker. Neither of us can stand each other at all, can't understand what the fck she is texting me for. One of these arsebags that are all hugs and big hellos everytime ya meet but is a right bitch behing your back.

Either ride her or stop texting her. Problem solved ;D

mayogodhelpus@gmail.com

Quote from: Forever Green on September 12, 2011, 04:08:39 PM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on September 12, 2011, 12:59:49 AM
Quote from: Forever Green on September 12, 2011, 12:44:47 AM
Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on September 12, 2011, 12:13:37 AM
The dildohead bird who won't stop texting me tonight, ffs.

Stop imagining stuff

I wish I was, she is an absolute head wrecker. Neither of us can stand each other at all, can't understand what the fck she is texting me for. One of these arsebags that are all hugs and big hellos everytime ya meet but is a right bitch behing your back.

Either ride her or stop texting her. Problem solved ;D

I don't think they make vulcunised rubber that would protect you. I reckon she is like an STI version of medusa. She a good looking girl, but my definition of a ****. The freak was all excessively nice to me today, I think she must have had a fall to the head yesterday or something.
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.

Puckoon

So why is she in your life? You realise you can choose who you interact with, right?

mayogodhelpus@gmail.com

Quote from: Puckoon on September 12, 2011, 04:51:39 PM
So why is she in your life? You realise you can choose who you interact with, right?

We know the same people. Unfortunatly we always at the same parties, come across each other with work, even seem to go to the same nightclubs, have the same group of extended friends.
Time to take a more chill-pill approach to life.

Forever Green

Quote from: mayogodhelpus@gmail.com on September 12, 2011, 04:55:14 PM
Quote from: Puckoon on September 12, 2011, 04:51:39 PM
So why is she in your life? You realise you can choose who you interact with, right?

We know the same people. Unfortunatly we always at the same parties, come across each other with work, even seem to go to the same nightclubs, have the same group of extended friends.

hehe ;D

Regardless, tear into it if she is good looking. Thats just my advice though 8)