Anyone well versed in seanfhocail?

[ONeill]

Said a Sassenach back in Dun Laoghaire
"I pay homage to nationalist thaoghaire,
But wherever I drobh
I found signposts that strobh
To make touring in Ireland so draoghaire."

[Harold Disgracey]

Paddy, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. Paddy shouts "Na ol an  t-uisce, ta sé lan de chac bo" (don't drink the water, it's full of cowshit!). The man shouts back "I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you."   
Paddy replies "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

[Bod Mor]

cac madraí, lá ceo.

classic.