Names that sound like a Joke !

[illdecide]

Rip Torn

[Orior]

There's a guy at my golf club called Nasty McNasty.

I'm too afraid to ask him if its his real name or a nickname. I'll just assume its his nickname.

[Mentalman]

I know a guy called Conor O'Connor!

Cormac McCormac would be another

[rosnarun]

wored with both one home bred on foreign guess which

Joe king
Osama al Talibani (and he wasn't even an Arab)

[Diet Coke]

Another lad called Edward Ache

[Hardy]

Oscar Arce played soccer for Argentina and Aston Villa in the fifties.

A lad I knew from Birmingham swore that Arce played Centre forward for Villa, with Jimmy Brown on his right and Barrie Hole on his left, so the team sheet made delightful reading for schoolboys. Another version has John Large playing outside right, but that was probably apocryphal. Or was he the Greek goalkeeper?

[Orior]

There's a Pete Burns in Armagh, lives in Tin-Town. He's disfigured from a fire years and years ago at the back of the house...

Remind me of where Tin-Town is?

[Aerlik]

There was a biology teacher at my school called Paddy Ennis.

My God, not theee one and only P.Ennis who taught me first year science at St.Pat's Maghera? Left in 1979 I think, but don't know where he went to.

Also, screenexile there was a Cormac McCormick from Draperstown at school with me.

One of the funniest I have ever seen is the dentist in Port Hedland called Dr Choo and his wife is Dr Yoo Choo.  Straight up.

i was at a mass in new york a few years ago celebrated by a Fr.Devine, very appropriate!

That wasn't the one and only Fr.Robert Devine ex-principal of St.Pat's Maghera, was it?  Now there was a boyo.

One of my pax the other day was called Claire Czichy (pronounced Chicky) and she is just that with Babe at the end of her name.  Drool, drool.

[BennyHarp]

I teach in England and i once had a girl in one of my classes called Rosie Beever

[The Corporal]

What about the Down senior footballer called Luke Howard

[Farrandeelin]

William Williams, I swear I know a man called that name.

I.P. Freeley is a kind of a joke name I heard on the Simpsons the other night!

[the green man]

Willie Dripps

[Square Ball]

Angela De'ath, and just remembered my all time favourite.... Heidi Whole, I kid you not

[Mentalman]

Careers advisor Ray Dunne - known as redundo.

[Lar Naparka]

My good friend, Tommy Spratt,  is in charge of buying fish for the Superquinn chain.