Irish mercenaries, unionist coat trailers and the Bard of Dunclug

[lynchbhoy]

looks like there is a lot in common with donal/belfast howl and the bard of dumbfcuk -
twits twoo as the owl fella might say !

the media are watching us and this is what you come up with FFS

this forum is like a fish bOWL for those looking in , sorry but that's moorfOWL play on your part LB

well fair play to you for getting into the spirit of the joke
I dont care if you are owc or omc - either way I have to say 'how bizzare'

however, if ya think the worlds media are looking at us and reading this thread, holee fcuk you need to get a girlfriend or something, maybe a household pet or stronger hoover 

the only person that needs watching is the bigot of dunclug and his sectarian tirades
a real blast from the sectarian past there !

[fred the red]

Lads am i the only one who is lost with the continual refernences to owls??

what is this in relation to?

[TacadoirArdMhacha]

Lads am i the only one who is lost with the continual refernences to owls??

what is this in relation to?

I'ma  bit lost meself. I think belfastowl is a poster Ourweecountry. Is he the fella who is from a Nationalist background but "saw the light" and starting supporting NI? Such people exist ya know. Just not a lot of them.

[fred the red]

This cant be true, sure Donal Mac is a big Ireland fan! why would he be a member of owc??

[Zapatista]

This cant be true, sure Donal Mac is a big Ireland fan! why would he be a member of owc??

Do you mean ROI fan? Now i'm confused.

[Maguire01]

Donalmac may be called BelfastOwl on the OWC board. Then again, he may not be.
Nobody knows except Donalmac and Donagh (who recently won the Fermanagh championship.)

[ONeill]

What's this thread all about, in a nutshell?

In no more than 30 words and extra marks for poetry.

[theskull1]

I'll do the first line


Twas a man (allegedly) called the Bard of Dunclug

[SidelineKick]

What's this thread all about, in a nutshell?

In no more than 30 words and extra marks for poetry.

For f**k sake, you used nine words, you greedy b**tard.

11 words left for someone.

Points lost for poor maths

[Lar Naparka]

For Tony Fearon to bug

That's only five as the greedy so and so before me used 11.
BTW, Hardstation, your adding isn't too hot today; nine and eleven should leave ten outta thirty!

[theskull1]

italics don't count

Very contempory prose BTW

pity the next man that has to tie that together

[ONeill]

Twas a man (allegedly) called the Bard of Dunclug
Who turned out to be a bit of a mug
Left his email bare
Had a bit of a 'mare
And now he's not so god damn smug!

2/10

[full back]

Allegedly


He was known as the Bard
He looked like a lump of lard
He left his computer
For someone else to futter
The Mrs says he needs a new suiter

[rrhf]

GAAboards got Talent

Im a great poet
and God Only knows
should i sing it as song
or proclaim it as prose

Would my ditty be witty
would my words come from depths
or should I stick with my sidewalk
and my bottle of meths

[full back]

Is Donalmac an owl?
On the gaaboard to prowl?
He says he is not
And Donagh's a t**t
He emails the mods to shout FOUL
So he does, you know.

30 words and the winner.

Winner me bollox
Mine is better